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That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord

LadyAmbien posted:

I don't - his father's name is Dick so it would get confusing. I sometimes call him Richard when I'm trying to be a sass mouth.

woah so he is actually Richard Kyanka II? how is senior? is he cool?

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rezatahs
Jun 9, 2001

by Smythe

Broenheim posted:

he wasnt very good and i dont remember him posting in gbs before his modship

exactly. which begs the question how the gently caress did he even get moddered?

somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005

rezatahs posted:

exactly. which begs the question how the gently caress did he even get moddered?

Can we somehow blame this on Ralp?????

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG

somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005

Imma kick ur freaking rear end you lil freak@!!!

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG
:stonk: U WISH THE DEATH ON ME IM TELLING

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord

Mange Mite posted:

I would like to be made head of the Missourian Inquisition. I will eliminate the heretics and marranos with extreme prejudice.

yeah, but heres the thing mange mite: you're an unfunny poster

Mr. McGibblets
Sep 17, 2015

by Deplorable exmarx
You know Spider, you're a fuckin' mumbling stuttering little gently caress. You know that?

Ivor Biggun
Apr 30, 2003

A big "Fuck You!" from the Keyhole nebula

Lipstick Apathy

Mr. McGibblets posted:

You know Spider, you're a fuckin' mumbling stuttering little gently caress. You know that?


a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

LadyAmbien posted:

I don't - his father's name is Dick so it would get confusing. I sometimes call him Richard when I'm trying to be a sass mouth.
Do his dad's friends call him Dick Yanka? I'm just trying to get a feel for the class of people the family is

LadyAmbien
Oct 22, 2015

That Robot posted:

exactly

then lowtax and ladyambien can rule as king and queen

like Ferdinand and Isabella but instead of "the Catholic Monarchs" they'd be "the lololic monarchs" and without the mass deportations and all that

But,..Ferdinand and Isabella were second cousins. :(

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

a hole-y ghost posted:

Do his dad's friends call him Dick Yanka? I'm just trying to get a feel for the class of people the family is

good ol' Dick 'Yanker

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

LadyAmbien posted:

But,..Ferdinand and Isabella were second cousins. :(

Would that be unusual where you guys live? Isn't it in one of "those parts" of the States?

Obligatory Handle
Feb 27, 2004

by Lowtax
gently caress him and I hope he dies.

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

The War of the Ninepenny (an hour) Mods...

down n out
Sep 16, 2008

Nap Ghost
GBS turns em all...the rookie mod comes in with shiny lapels, pressed uniform, and a cheesy smile and thinks he's going to change the tide of a 10-ton ball rolling off the ebbs of 1000 shitposts. Couple pig shanks here, couple racist thread titles there, he's just as dirty as the rest us pigs.

LadyAmbien
Oct 22, 2015

That Robot posted:

woah so he is actually Richard Kyanka II? how is senior? is he cool?

He is! Rich's Dad is a cool guy. He's super deadpan, and I like him a lot. I laugh so hard every time I imagine how he would have responded to The Ultimate Warrior calling him while he was trying to watch Deadwood. He and Rich don't look very similar, so some random man yelling on the phone about his 'rosy-red cheeks' would have elicited the greatest response.

E: As far as SA getting threatened with lawsuits I believe the latest one was a few months ago, concerning this article:
http://www.somethingawful.com/current-movie-reviews/under-skin/1/ and how the review used pictures of the movie without express written permission.

Picture of the lawsuit mail here:
https://twitter.com/lowtax/status/607988175525441536

LadyAmbien fucked around with this message at 02:07 on Nov 20, 2015

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

What SA needs is more Privatization

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

ahh, the prophesied day the dead walk the earth

goon ragnarok

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva

Flesh Forge posted:

Solidarity and unbending principles

Heroic

Lord Binky posted:

he had sex with a dog.

Heroic

Professor Shark posted:

Yeah because keeping Spanish Manlove around has been a barrel of laughs

Touché

Mange Mite posted:

as i recall he was super aggressive and had a big chip on his shoulder, so i'm goign to assume stimulant abuse

Heroic

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdaM5Mv-TTo

Jukeboxblues
Jul 29, 2015


Grimey Drawer
More like El Spazzo lol

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
This is the second time I've seen goonnarokr mentioned recently

Also seeing more mythological references irl wonder if it's a correlation

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdaM5Mv-TTo

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

LadyAmbien posted:

E: As far as SA getting threatened with lawsuits I believe the latest one was a few months ago, concerning this article:
http://www.somethingawful.com/current-movie-reviews/under-skin/1/ and how the review used pictures of the movie without express written permission.

Picture of the lawsuit mail here:
https://twitter.com/lowtax/status/607988175525441536

This is probably my favorite thing about the front page.

Beef Turret
Jul 9, 2009

by Lowtax

Professor Shark posted:

Yeah because keeping Spanish Manlove around has been a barrel of laughs

It was since GBS was mad about in a really weird and sincere way

Crowsbeak
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth
Lipstick Apathy
ban op.

Tony Homo
Oct 30, 2014

by zen death robot
How long is he probated for?

SHISHKABOB
Nov 30, 2012

Fun Shoe
El Spider had been asking to be mod for ages. This is the way things should have gone. Frankly, I would not be surprised if the whole thing turned out to have been scripted.

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
how about a lottery system to decide mods

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

SHISHKABOB posted:

El Spider had been asking to be mod for ages. This is the way things should have gone. Frankly, I would not be surprised if the whole thing turned out to have been scripted.

you should write an SAclopedia article about it!

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord

LadyAmbien posted:

But,..Ferdinand and Isabella were second cousins. :(

so you can just do it without the incest thing

but ya you two should be king and queen of this here something awesome forums

facebook jihad
Dec 18, 2007

by R. Guyovich
El Spider was a real piece of poo poo. Good riddance

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

facebook jihad posted:

El Spider was a real piece of poo poo.

same

a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)
lol wtf

RISCy Business
Jun 17, 2015

bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork
Fun Shoe
el spider probated dad gay

no loving mercy

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
woah. jfc. lowtax is a severe dad. this is an unexpected turn of events.

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
he did try to say the okcupid thread was bad, which i mean, ya it's bad but just leave it alone?

JB50
Feb 13, 2008

El Spider struck me as someone who was like 12 years old. He really didnt "get it" most of the time.

Smelly Bohemian
Aug 20, 2015

by Lowtax
Sure, I'll take a free El Spider, heh, just a little joke

down n out
Sep 16, 2008

Nap Ghost
He probated applewhite for one of the darkest/funniest posts in recent memory and then when someone called him out

quote:

link me to the baby baking post since I didn't actively read or post here prior to my modding

I'm an GBS mod, didn't read page 1 lol. He's bad, good riddance.

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zimboe
Aug 3, 2012

FIRST EBOLA GOON AVOID ALL POSTS SPEWING EBLOA SHIT POSTS EVERWHERE
I'm literally retarded
I direct my howls of derisive laughter at him.
He didn't like me personally which really hurt my feelings*snif*!

...
Dick El Spider. Thank you Lowtax.

E: I guess Lowtax must have liked Applewhite's pig story. A real gem of retail incompetence and blood-spatter.

zimboe fucked around with this message at 14:51 on Nov 20, 2015

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