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unlimited shrimp
Aug 30, 2008
I would like for you to make my vegas dreams into vegas truths because if this guy deserves money for fraud & loving up a stock trade (https://www.gofundme.com/jwctrek) then certainly i dserverve money for uhm EXISTING???

https://www.gofundme.com/jwb55h38

join me on gofundme (gojoinme) as i turn vegas dreams into vegas truths and grope at crowdsourced simoleons STRETCH GOALS INCLUDE:

- +$10,000: will put $10,000 on BLACK or RED (will flip coin to decide)
- +$15,000: will buy something worth $5,000 from Pawn Stars & then use as collateral at a casino
- +$20,000: will treat the ladies of The Bunny Ranch to a White Castle lunch (dont tell the missus ;)
- +$25,000: will film 5the entire trip backwards on a gopro like a loving TOOL
- +$30,000: goon special --- will rent a car & drive to doobie's dog house and dog pile on doobie

so please join

,me

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Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

change your campaign to raise money to buiold a lovely restaurant in las vegas that only serves eggs and call it "las eggas"

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

i'm sure you could get a few idiots from Games to donate if you said you were going to LP games while you were there

Elusif
Jun 9, 2008

this thread is not legal in the US

Pontificating Ass
Aug 2, 2002

What Doth Life?
No doob dogs = no donation

Michael Bayleaf
Jun 4, 2006

Tortured By Flan
I like the picture from koyaanisqatsi, voted 5.

unlimited shrimp
Aug 30, 2008
NEW STRETCH GOAL $+50,000: = will walk around the strip obnoxioxiously warning people about Caesar Legion (filmned on GoPro)

symbolic posted:

i'm sure you could get a few idiots from Games to donate if you said you were going to LP games while you were there

SPACE HOMOS
Jan 12, 2005

Triple your asking amount and then use some of the funds to buy me a new computer please.

Michael Bayleaf
Jun 4, 2006

Tortured By Flan
Hell, I'll take money too

unlimited shrimp
Aug 30, 2008

SPACE HOMOS posted:

Triple your asking amount and then use some of the funds to buy me a new computer please.

let us just say there่s a new computer in it for you if you help me reach my goals ;)

Elusif
Jun 9, 2008

Applewhite, this is your first chance to probate someone. Someone begging for money to gamble with deserves probation.

unlimited shrimp
Aug 30, 2008
im doing gods work

Snatch Duster
Feb 20, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
idk op sounds like a lot of work for a gimmick thread

I hope it works out but I'm still not 100% on this

Tom Sellout
May 27, 2011

$240 million of Johnny Walker Blue and Throatzilla's services.

E Equals MC Hammer posted:

Applewhite, this is your first chance to probate someone. Someone begging for money to gamble with deserves probation.

Ban this backseat mod please.

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time

The Kraken posted:

Ban this backseat mod please.

And this one.

unlimited shrimp
Aug 30, 2008
ban everyone who wont open their heart with charity & giving (to me)

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
The bunny ranch is outside Reno, nowhere near Vegas. Better change them stretch goals.

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


The nearest White Castle is at least 2000 miles away from Vegas. I don't think you are anywhere near Las Vegas and I don't think you have any intention of going to Las Vegas.

White Noise Marine
Apr 14, 2010

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

The nearest White Castle is at least 2000 miles away from Vegas. I don't think you are anywhere near Las Vegas and I don't think you have any intention of going to Las Vegas.

You can get frozen WC burgs at wally world.

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen
For $100k I will drive to Vegas and gently caress the homeless goon living in Vegas

While wearing a gopro

TerribleBurden
Feb 21, 2004

Your Face....It's Gone!!!
Yam Slacker

Lord Binky posted:

I like the picture from koyaanisqatsi, voted 5.

That was the first thing I noticed, and it has my support. The movie that is.

Cowman
Feb 14, 2006

Beware the Cow





now I wanna make one that's just called "fuel my budding alcoholism"

Roy
Sep 24, 2007

symbolic posted:

i'm sure you could get a few idiots from Games to donate if you said you were going to LP games while you were there

He can tell them that if he wins he'll use his winnings to create the greatest space exploration game ever conceived

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Jerry Mumphrey posted:

change your campaign to raise money to buiold a lovely restaurant in las vegas that only serves eggs and call it "las eggas"

There are already at least two of these in Las Vegas one is called Eggs and More (but I don't think the "and More" part is true) and the other Eggs Something.

unlimited shrimp
Aug 30, 2008

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

The nearest White Castle is at least 2000 miles away from Vegas. I don't think you are anywhere near Las Vegas and I don't think you have any intention of going to Las Vegas.

thats why its a stretch goal ok

still $0.00 raised you assholes whats your majeur malfunctions YOU FUNDED DOOBIE

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


White Noise Marine posted:

You can get frozen WC burgs at wally world.

They are garbage food that license the white castle logo, it's not loving white castle.

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

Who's Doobie?

unlimited shrimp
Aug 30, 2008
do nate to find out

Thots and Prayers
Jul 13, 2006

A is the for the atrocious abominated acts that YOu committed. A is also for ass-i-nine, eight, seven, and six.

B, b, b - b is for your belligerent, bitchy, bottomless state of affairs, but why?

C is for the cantankerous condition of our character, you have no cut-out.
Grimey Drawer
If I wanted you to do all the things, could I get that with a $50k donation or would you require me to donate in $5000 increments and then pretend like I'm done so you'd have to do the thing?

extra stout
Feb 24, 2005

ISILDUR's ERR
if the premise was funnier i could see fake gofundmes being a legitimate thread but honestly it seems like you actually are hoping this works because there's no punchline

unlimited shrimp
Aug 30, 2008
This is RL.

Emmideer
Oct 20, 2011

Lovely night, no?
Grimey Drawer

symbolic posted:

i'm sure you could get a few idiots from Games to donate if you said you were going to LP games while you were there

holy poo poo this is a great idea, Let's Playing casinos!

RISCy Business
Jun 17, 2015

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Fun Shoe
your thread loving sucks

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

symbolic posted:

i'm sure you could get a few idiots from Games to donate if you said you were going to LP games while you were there

I would pay money to watch some internet clown do an LP on the floor of a Vegas casino. "Welcomebacktomyvegaslpepisodetwo BLACKJACK mumblemumblemumble..."

Not very much money, but a non-zero amount nonetheless.

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!
nah

Fat Jesus
Jul 13, 2011

to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2023


CharlestonJew posted:

For $100k I will drive to Vegas and gently caress the homeless goon living in Vegas

While wearing a gopro

shut up and take our money

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...


Mods legally change my name to $106k

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Neurosis
Jun 10, 2003
Fallen Rib
can someone recite the story about the goon who said he was going to walk across america to raise funds for or autism or osmething and he only got like 5km and the baby's pram he was using broke and he gave up and went home that is a good one

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