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PureEvil6_13
Jun 1, 2004

I LIKE PETA AND THINK THAT SCIENCE IS EVIL
Well I'm sittin on my lunch break, grinnin my teeth, it's the last day of the week (boy what a relief). My muscles kind of ached, they felt rigid and stiff so I looked around, and I smoked this big fat spliff.

Now I'm happy as can be I'm in this pothead spell, I put some Visine in my eyes so that no one can tell. It was 12:55 almost time for the bell,put the breathmints in the mouth so that the mouth don't smell. Now back on the job; I don't bother no one, I keep strictly to myself and all my work gets done. Now the job's finally over it's time to have fun and I'm hangin out with Trevor and a kid named John.

Got real drunker than a skunk and happy as can be, we went to the Latin Quarters and we got in free. Scoopin' all the girls like nothin with my truck jewelry (cause I'mma fly brown brother and you can't school me) Boogie Down was performin hey they ain't no joke, and a bunch of Brooklyn kids was lookin all down my throat. . .

Was it my big chains with the big plates on em? Then they rolled on me and told me to run em!

This was the moment I feared...

I said, "They're really not real, they're just a front for the girls". Then a whole bunch of furious fists caved my world. I was in pain, so ashamed, I wish I had not came, had to kindly pick up my face and then ride home on the train, then I went to an open store that's where I bought me a quart, then I went to the park, and I sat and I thought. I seen Danny Boy; though, he's with his girl named Sarah, in one of his cars, I think this one's a Riviera. She calls out to me, but, I really couldn't hear her so I went just a little bit closer so I'd hear a little clearer.

She said, "I need Veronica Place that's right near Tilden". I said, "I know where that's at cause that's right next to my building". I gave em the information and they went on their way, I went home, and there I slept til almost three the next day. Then someone knocked on my door, I opened up, no quit!

It was Sarah with some magazines and a band-aid kit! She tried to use me and seduce me and at first I wasn't with it
Then we did it and we did it.
and we did it.
and WE DID IT.
She said it was great, she said she's glad we had done it, the elevator came and Danny Boy was on it!

This was the moment I feared...

Well he was huffin and puffin and he swung at me -- word! So I pulled out my jammy and I silenced the nerd. Danny was dead; two in the head, I took the cash and the Visa's
She said, "Don't worry about a thing just make sure nobody sees us". We went back to her apartment, there was blow in the freezers, she said, "We're rich! we're rich! we can have whatever will please us!"

Now, I don't hang with no one who ain't good for my health, so I put the sugarhead out and I went for self. Now I was rich, yes, I was rich I could have whatever would please me - now I could wear real gold in front of folks that would tease me. Yah me! I'll be a new neighborhood dad, cats'll roll up on me screamin, "Yo Rick my man!!"

I guess I was too fly word up, I'm sorry to say, ya see a cop rolled up on me and told me, "Make my day". I said, "Relax brother," but he had proof that I had done it. Yep, he had poor Sarah's underwear with my fingerprints all on it.

This was the rise and fall of my fast lane style and I was the main event on the TV for a while but now I'm in jail doin life and I'm scared.

Some kids snuffed me cold and greased me where no one dared!

This was the moment I feared. . .

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A CRUNK BIRD
Sep 29, 2004
gently caress you

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
Ok

NotSockAccount
Nov 18, 2015

by Lowtax
Nah, My Fanfic is better:

It was a dark and stormy night and Naruto was sitting in my living room. I entered the room only to hear, "Sasuke, I'm horny." We had butt-sex. The End.

PureEvil6_13
Jun 1, 2004

I LIKE PETA AND THINK THAT SCIENCE IS EVIL

A CRUNK BIRD posted:

gently caress you

This was the moment i feared.

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JFairfax
Oct 23, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
Slick Rick

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