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ButtHate
Sep 26, 2007
Molest children.






Power corrupts

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goatse.cx haver
Oct 17, 2010

precious metals
uhhh ummm know... about things?

Luitpold
Aug 2, 2009
Talking of excrement ...
pay lowtax or be put to the sword

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
I would repeal Obamacare on day 1

realbez
Mar 23, 2005

Fun Shoe
Log out and not come back for at least a week.

Hypha
Sep 13, 2008

:commissar:
A mod challenge on every page!

Panamaniac
Jun 18, 2007

HEROES NEVER DIE
The first person I probate, I would use the mod forum secret member dox list to find and stab them in the eye on the following friday night.
If there is no secret member dox list in the mod forum, I will lobby heavily for it's creation.
And then stab someone in the eye.
On a friday.

flerp
Feb 25, 2014
probably make a post randomly in a thread to show off my mod star, you know, no big deal

fish and chips and dip
Feb 17, 2010
Ban everyone in D&D

goatse.cx haver
Oct 17, 2010

precious metals
honestly id ban everyone tha tposts about gbs outside of gbs because they probably need to go outside if they are done reading the entire forums and actually have to read gbs because there is nothing else for them to do anymore, and this would also make lowtaxe rich because these are the people thay will rereg no matter what

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
I'd put Lowtax on probation. For promoting a total rear end in a top hat to mod.

Harrower
Nov 30, 2002
Pedophile witch hunt.

Nick Rivers
Nov 23, 2004
Pizza party for perfect attendance.

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

Mr. Popo posted:

The first person I probate, I would use the mod forum secret member dox list to find and stab them in the eye on the following friday night.
If there is no secret member dox list in the mod forum, I will lobby heavily for it's creation.
And then stab someone in the eye.
On a friday.

i vote for mr popo because i want to die

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice
id sit on the floor with my laptop (I don't have any furniture you see) and scroll through thread muttering to myself and identifying posters who get empty quoted regularly (I hate them so much urggggg there posts are so bad why do people like them)

then id give some probations to some peeps haha chill whatever it's only a few hours

but here's the thing: the whole time I have my flaccid little penis in my hand and I'm stroking it

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

RideTheSpiral posted:

id sit on the floor with my laptop (I don't have any furniture you see) and scroll through thread muttering to myself and identifying posters who get empty quoted regularly (I hate them so much urggggg there posts are so bad why do people like them)

then id give some probations to some peeps haha chill whatever it's only a few hours

but here's the thing: the whole time I have my flaccid little penis in my hand and I'm stroking it

You have my vote

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you

i'd free forums poster Gilganixon

Smelly Bohemian
Aug 20, 2015

by Lowtax
Every poster gets a home visit from Gunky Junket

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

Smelly Bohemian posted:

Every poster gets a home visit from Gunky Junket

no i dont want that :ohdear:

givepatajob
Apr 8, 2003

One finds that this is the best of all possible worlds.
Mod Challenge every thread.

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you

Smelly Bohemian posted:

Every poster gets a home visit from Gunky Junket

i would settle for a PM from Gunky Junket

I'd have it framed and displayed prominently in my smoking room/study

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Titty gently caress Eggplant Wizard

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Smelly Bohemian posted:

Every poster gets a home visit from Gunky Junket

castle doctrine

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

Ban Kitchner

Cowman
Feb 14, 2006

Beware the Cow





probate myself then probate people beyond the veil

AbbadonOfHell
Jul 16, 2004
You know I would try to think of something funny to put here but ill just pass on that and threaten people with a + 2 board with a nail in it.
Encourage the torment of a people that think they can get free graphic design from goons by calling it a "contest".

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post
Unreap the taints once reap'd

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless

Seizure Robot posted:

Helldump is BACK baby

This would be awesome but I don't think mod of GBS has the power to do that

huskarl_marx
Oct 13, 2013

by zen death robot

Gazpacho posted:

brign back lf

Flaccid Trip
Apr 29, 2008

Keep Spanish Manlove on 24/7 6-hour probation for as long as it amused me.

Joust
Dec 7, 2007

No Ledges.
I'd see if I could get tater tots back on the menu at the cafeteria.

H.H
Oct 24, 2006

August is the Cruelest Month

bradzilla posted:

Ban Kitchner

Make Kitchner post only critiques of other posts. Any original or unrelated content will cause him to get banned.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
Ensure SpeedGem takes his meds

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post
Banned bad posters but create a murder mystery around it that crosses several threads

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you

taint reaper for mod imo

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post
You monster

skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.
Doobie thread stickied at the top of every forum

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams
Perma Ban those ISIS guys they're just so drat mean.

plain blue jacket
Jan 13, 2014

IT DOESN'T STOP
IT NEVER STOPS

why do you never stop talking about lf

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Smelly Bohemian
Aug 20, 2015

by Lowtax
Only communicate through probation messages in the leper colony

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