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ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib

Hector Beerlioz posted:

A goon did an ask tell about living there and how people would start going crazy. Like, you'd be having a normal conversation with someone then all of the sudden they would start crying for no reason and run away.

e: i remember that they called it "getting toasty".

Wanna read this

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Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Your Dead Gay Son posted:

Wanna read this

It was many many years ago, but a good read

Ex-Priest Tobin
May 25, 2014

by Reene
whoa. there is an eskimo goon?

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
I'd start a caliphate in Antarctica,

call it ICE-IS

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Your Dead Gay Son posted:

Wanna read this

Found a front page highlight section, enjoy
http://www.somethingawful.com/comedy-goldmine/antarctica-living-working/1/

William Bear
Oct 26, 2012

"That's what they all say!"
Antarctica is good for an aspiring overlord. Pros and cons:

+Isolated
+Very small population, a few hundred in summer, under 100 in winter
+What few people are there are nerdy scientists who will either flee or serve you
+Rich in natural resources

-Transportation is difficult
-What resources exist are hard to access
-Small population means you will have to import subjects, rather than have them defect
-It's really cold.


Greenland is an alternative, with a slighly warmer temperature and a few thousand more people.

Other locations to consider setting up in:

Madagascar
Mauritius
Sao Tome
If you're truly ambitious, why not shoot for Australia?

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

William Bear posted:

Other locations to consider setting up in:
Sao Tome

i think the portuguese beat you to this by about 500 years

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007


This is a good igloo if you want to be sort of inside but still basically exposed to the elements.

Three-Phase
Aug 5, 2006

by zen death robot

Johnny Aztec posted:

What if you dug a series of tunnels and then built giant spherical dome cities far under the ice. That'd be pretty boss.
Set up with some thorium pebble bed reactors and you got all your heat, energy and lighting problems taken care of.

You'll still need a few large diesel systems for "black starts" and any emergencies.

The Sphinxster posted:

This is a good igloo if you want to be sort of inside but still basically exposed to the elements.

If it was -10F with wind and I was in the open I'd take that over being exposed. It just needs that little entrance tunnel that other igloos have.

Three-Phase
Aug 5, 2006

by zen death robot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qz2SeEzxMuE

"It's a little bit snowy out there right now!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r8JMSZYMhtY

(Still better than Cleveland in the winter.)

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
we all wish you would go to antarctica OP sure call yourself king

Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES
You can't have it OP, due to the little matter of me already being Lord of Antartica

i rule from my fortress at the Mountains of Madness

the grotesque penguins do my bidding....

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

Three-Phase posted:

If it was -10F with wind and I was in the open I'd take that over being exposed. It just needs that little entrance tunnel that other igloos have.

Yeah it looks like a decent wind break unless the wind is doing the exact wrong thing. With the tunnel it's better even in still air I bet.

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit

Three-Phase posted:

You'll still need a few large diesel systems for "black starts" and any emergencies.


Well, thats no big deal.

Why ya'll talking about building on the SURFACE? Cmon now! You could have easy transportation UNDER the ice!

ShaqDiesel
Mar 21, 2013

William Bear posted:

Antarctica is good for an aspiring overlord. Pros and cons:

+Isolated
+Very small population, a few hundred in summer, under 100 in winter
+What few people are there are nerdy scientists who will either flee or serve you
+Rich in natural resources

Con:

NotSockAccount
Nov 18, 2015

by Lowtax

The Thing won't be a problem, didn't you know that it's already dead? Kurt Russell killed it IRL. If it died in the movie, it died in real life. This is all Canon.

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
1. be a white man with no real problems in life

2. grow a nasty geezer beard

3. claim piece of iceberg and act like anyone actually gives a poo poo about you

Absolute Lithops
Aug 28, 2011

After one long season
of waiting, after one
long season of wanting
John Nash already did it. Sorry OP.

Not_Rainbow_Horse
Nov 11, 2013
Sometimes... I cry.

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009

Not_Rainbow_Horse posted:

Sometimes... I cry.

Don't do that in Antarctica.

Frozen tears are only cool and dramatic if you're some sort of magic ice person. Otherwise they are uncomfortable.

Vulture
Aug 7, 2012

are ther wea aliens on antartcica? i heard there was microbacteria from asterioids. also how are the mountains in antartica? i like to hike.

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Vince McMahon
Dec 18, 2003
one does not simply take over all Antarctica and establish a sovereign kingdom

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