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we spend a lot of time in this forum making GBS threads on other toasters and telling them they are bad... but we DON"T spend a lot of time saying what we'd like to see instbread! so this is a place for you to descirbe your ideal toaster... stuff like h, w, metallic finish, features, toasting style, cost... whatever seems releva.t i'll start! pop-up 12.32 inches x 8.58 inches x 9.09 inches, 2.8lbs, 4% brushed steel, long retractable cord that is never "tangled" or in a messy pile always flowing wild ( seem to be describing fabio here -- NOT intentional!) breads: a whole grain cinnamon loaf (yup, fabio) toasting style: fir, m but crispy. a little bit like my boss, who i respect, with the zaniness of my dad, who i have grown to love. features: amazon never says, but it's definitely something well not dangerous but adenventurous anyways, like a slameasman or something. HOW MUCH DOES IT TOAST? probably ~10 toasts per day when "active" but takes time off to do routine cleaning only toasts in a couiple megabreads, but mostly in lesser known breads, a little bit outsid eof BGS too avatar: The Little Toaster Oven, (duh)!
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it just toasts perfectly every time
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Nov 20, 2015 14:34
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One second toast
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Nov 20, 2015 14:55
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One that can finally warm up my knives and forks.
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Nov 20, 2015 14:59
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One that you can set on "perfect toast" and leave it there instead of having to turn it up every six months until eventually it's cranked all the way to "cinderous dust cloud" and you still have to push it down twice to get warm bread.
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Nov 20, 2015 15:01
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my bong it gets me toasted.
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Nov 20, 2015 15:31
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it sucks my dick
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Nov 20, 2015 15:35
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The best toaster is your broiler in your oven. Can make lots of toast in short period of time, can also butter your bread BEFORE you toast it!
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Nov 20, 2015 15:37
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The Goatfather posted:it just toasts perfectly every time
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Nov 20, 2015 15:37
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Lucky Guy posted:it sucks my dick while making perfect toast
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Nov 20, 2015 15:40
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i can use it in the bath
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Nov 20, 2015 15:41
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My ideal toaster would share a really awesome story about me and my new wife that involved something funny but slightly embarrassing that everyone would awkwardly laugh at.
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Nov 20, 2015 15:42
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social vegan posted:i can use it in the bath you can do that with most toasters today, you should try it
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Nov 20, 2015 15:42
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toasts four slices at once
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Nov 20, 2015 15:44
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Prav posted:toasts four slices at once lol that's nothing , more like eight
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Nov 20, 2015 15:45
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Ahundredbux posted:lol that's nothing , more like eight whoa ho ho simmer down, kiddo
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Nov 20, 2015 15:47
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im sorry.. i dont get these. can you please describe them?
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Nov 20, 2015 15:49
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There should be a toaster where you can just cut a loaf of bread down the middle and toast two whole bread halves at once. No fuckin around with little itty bitty slices.
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Nov 20, 2015 15:49
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Ahundredbux posted:you can do that with most toasters today, you should try it i cannot die i am bradley cooper i have tried do u not see how sad i am
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Nov 20, 2015 15:50
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Are you sure that isn't a sharper image vcr?
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Nov 20, 2015 15:51
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I want my toaster to be intimidating. I want it so that if the pieces of bread could think for themselves they would be terrified of the toaster.
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Nov 20, 2015 15:51
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social vegan posted:i cannot die i am bradley cooper i have tried do u not see how sad i am no man I'm saying it would be safe because it would short out before electrocuting you, I would never wish for the death of a friend go in peace 
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Nov 20, 2015 16:06
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Ahundredbux posted:no man I'm saying it would be safe because it would short out before electrocuting you, I would never wish for the death of a friend go in peace i want to die the coops wants to die
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social vegan posted:i want to die the coops wants to die my friend I am sure your life is worth living
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Nov 20, 2015 16:33
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Toaster.
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Nov 20, 2015 17:04
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my ideal toaster runs GNU/Linux
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Nov 20, 2015 17:11
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an advanced ancient grain detection/compensation matrix
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Nov 20, 2015 17:11
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i would like a toaster that would toast the daily news onto my breakfast, so that i can read it as i eat. they have toasters that can toast hearts and picture of hitler onto toast, why not the news?
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Nov 20, 2015 17:13
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Always there for me like my father never was.
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Nov 20, 2015 17:16
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pop tart button
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Nov 20, 2015 17:26
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I like the ones that make hotdogs.
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Nov 20, 2015 17:27
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huskarl_marx posted:pop tart button My parents used to have a toaster with a poptart setting on the dial
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Nov 20, 2015 17:37
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doesn't catch fire
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Nov 20, 2015 17:38
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Ahundredbux posted:lol that's nothing , more like eight what about... nine
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Nov 20, 2015 17:39
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pop-up toasters suck. sure they toast faster and more evenly than toaster-ovens, but that's all they do. toaster-broiler makes toast. then melts cheese on the toast. plus other useful functions like toasting nuts or making quick roast garlic.
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Nov 20, 2015 17:43
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Klyith posted:pop-up toasters suck. sure they toast faster and more evenly than toaster-ovens, but that's all they do. toaster overs are childrens toys, just use a real oven
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Rutibex posted:toaster overs are childrens toys, just use a real oven a toaster oven makes a great backup oven when your real oven is occupied
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