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You are a crew member on a space ship and you only have that one crew member's job to do. The ship is persistent in a multiplayer environment and all the players on the ship have different jobs. You decide who goes on away missions and what equipment to bring and you go run dungeons together as a team or fly around and have adventures in space and battle the crews of other ships which are also manned by other players. The larger the group you register, the bigger the ship you get. The more missions your crew completes, the more money and equipment you get and each player gets a share. The captain of the ship gets to write your performance reviews and those follow your account from ship to ship. *** A game where you play as a lobster and go on an epic undersea quest to save your lost love. The game spans a timeline of one hundred years (lobsters mate for life and are immortal). *** A game where you shoot clowns for points. *** A realistic hot air balloon sim. *** A secret agent MMO where every player is a secret agent or a femme fatale. Every player gets a summonable spy car they can use on the streets of the city (which is the hub area) and several gadgets. Quests involve stealing plans, blowing up superweapons and sabotage. There are two factions: Allies and Communists. Each faction has a number of key targets which the other faction perpetually attempts to capture or destroy.
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# ? Nov 20, 2015 15:00 |
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I always wanted to play a whaling simulator. Like old timey Moby Dick style whaling. The only one there is a lame ironic greenpeace one.
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# ? Nov 20, 2015 15:04 |
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Drunkboxer posted:I always wanted to play a whaling simulator. Like old timey Moby Dick style whaling. The only one there is a lame ironic greenpeace one. That sounds p. baller actually. I'd play that if they made it epic enough.
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# ? Nov 20, 2015 15:07 |
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It would be kind of like Shadow of the Colossus but with whales.
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# ? Nov 20, 2015 15:09 |
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They should make a sequel to Antichamber with more chambers and even more twisted puzzles.
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# ? Nov 20, 2015 15:09 |
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A game where you infiltrate ethnic neighborhoods and when you're dead center you get to yell an appropriate racial slur and escape the wrath of all the villagers within earshot. Another game where you race but the cars only drive forwards and in reverse/left
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# ? Nov 20, 2015 15:11 |
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it should be like morrowind but combined with the romance of harvest moon 64 and the dancing mini game in sid meyer's: pirates! but also it will have giant rts battles like total war and horror survival segments like the first parts of the hit video game spore and the frantic platforming and exploration of spider solitaire.
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# ? Nov 20, 2015 15:11 |
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amityville anus posted:
Sweet man it'll be like an old kmart cheap rc car simulator.
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# ? Nov 20, 2015 15:13 |
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they did op, it's called your mom's vagina!!!
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# ? Nov 20, 2015 15:16 |
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Manhunt 3 but when you try and kill someone with an Asda bag they just rip it apart and kick your head in for being a dummy who thought a crinkly plazzy bag was an efficient murder weapon in the first place.
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# ? Nov 20, 2015 15:17 |
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especially this partApplewhite posted:run dungeons together as a team
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# ? Nov 20, 2015 15:17 |
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amityville anus posted:A game where you infiltrate ethnic neighborhoods and when you're dead center you get to yell an appropriate racial slur and escape the wrath of all the villagers within earshot. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uwk6r8TJD2U for use of the N-word.
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# ? Nov 20, 2015 15:17 |
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your mom's vagina is a dungeon is what I'm saying
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# ? Nov 20, 2015 15:17 |
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They should make a game where you're part of an alien/monster civilization that lives near the center of the earth to keep warm and the gameplay is tunneling up to the surface to snatch humans and do experiments on them / eat them.
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# ? Nov 20, 2015 15:18 |
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a game like Myst except when you start the game real people show up and seal your house/basement/room/prison cell and you have to complete the game before you are released.
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# ? Nov 20, 2015 15:19 |
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drat, I have a feeling someones going to steal my awesome game idea and make a billion dollars
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# ? Nov 20, 2015 15:20 |
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They should make a game where political tension in the mid 20th century came to a head and humanity destroyed itself with nukes... Now ppl wander the post apocalyptic wasteland trying to eke out a life in a harsh dead world and there's a dog too
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# ? Nov 20, 2015 15:20 |
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portal but instead of a portal gun you get a machine gun and kill glados
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# ? Nov 20, 2015 15:20 |
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Ahundredbux posted:your mom's vagina is a dungeon is what I'm saying And my first encounter with it was in a dungeon ironic
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# ? Nov 20, 2015 15:39 |
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Grand Theft Auto in Motown Era Detriot
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# ? Nov 20, 2015 15:41 |
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loquacius posted:And my first encounter with it was in a dungeon that dungeon was also op's mom's vagina strangely enough
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# ? Nov 20, 2015 15:43 |
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They should make a game where you and your friends can build up each other's real-world houses like you're playing The Sims, but then shortly after you start playing a huge worldwide meteor shower starts to destroy civilization, and to escape it you have to build each other's houses up really tall to reach a portal and use the game's arcane crafting system to forge symbolism-heavy items of power that transport your houses into another dimension where you have to complete an epic quest individually tuned by some unknown intelligence to best facilitate your personal growth, and eventually as a group you manage to bring about the creation of an entirely new universe that you rule over as god-like mythic figures except if you're not careful you could accidentally cause a glitch in the game's logic to create an unkillable boss which threatens to make not only your instance of the game unwinnable but several other ones as well, and in order to have any hope of creating the new universe you have to reboot your own universe but slightly different so that everyone's parents are playing the game together instead and ok confession time this entire post is just Homestuck
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# ? Nov 20, 2015 15:47 |
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A sci-fi action adventure story with laser gun battles and hovercar chases, but I'm just a background character the main protagonists pass in the street all the time going about my boring daily routine. Actually I'm a welder sitting on the same scaffolding all day doing bridge repair while all this exciting stuff happens around me.
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# ? Nov 20, 2015 16:05 |
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a game where you sit on a toilet and take a dump also it's playable with a VR headset
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# ? Nov 20, 2015 16:07 |
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ghlbtsk posted:Actually I'm a welder sitting on the same scaffolding all day doing bridge repair while all this exciting stuff happens around me. Actually an Oculus Rift game where you're an old-timey New York construction worker walking around on girders half a mile off the ground would be p cool
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# ? Nov 20, 2015 16:15 |
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Applewhite posted:A game where you play as a lobster and go on an epic undersea quest to save your lost love. The game spans a timeline of one hundred years (lobsters mate for life and are immortal). Quit leaking my design docs
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# ? Nov 20, 2015 16:23 |
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Applewhite, you familiar with Space Station 13? It's almost what you're talking about in the first one... sorta.
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# ? Nov 20, 2015 16:23 |
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They should make a game where you play as a programmer for an Internet start up company. Everyone talks about how the business will take off and everyone will be rich and after a week of game play the company collapses and you lose everything.
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# ? Nov 20, 2015 16:25 |
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a game where you look at a butt (non-sexual)
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# ? Nov 20, 2015 16:26 |
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loquacius posted:Actually an Oculus Rift game where you're an old-timey New York construction worker walking around on girders half a mile off the ground would be p cool press X to brace against a strong wind
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# ? Nov 20, 2015 16:26 |
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a game where you look at a butt (sexual)
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# ? Nov 20, 2015 16:26 |
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a game where you make indie games that have no actual gameplay in them
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# ? Nov 20, 2015 16:32 |
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Poop Simulator
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# ? Nov 20, 2015 16:33 |
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Kitchner posted:They should make a game where you play as a programmer for an Internet start up company. Everyone talks about how the business will take off and everyone will be rich and after a week of game play the company collapses and you lose everything. Ahundredbux posted:a game where you make indie games that have no actual gameplay in them Game Dev Tycoon is basically both of these
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# ? Nov 20, 2015 16:40 |
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Broenheim posted:a game where you look at a butt (sexual) that's a mod for every game listed itt
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# ? Nov 20, 2015 16:43 |
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they should make a game that fills the sucking dark void of my life with even the smallest amount of pleasure
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# ? Nov 20, 2015 16:44 |
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loquacius posted:Game Dev Tycoon is basically both of these game dev story was first
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# ? Nov 20, 2015 16:48 |
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A misanthrope posted:they should make a game that fills the sucking dark void of my life with even the smallest amount of pleasure World of Warcraft
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# ? Nov 20, 2015 16:48 |
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A multiplayer game where each player controls a limb of the body. Like qwop but maybe with like "Nintendo power glove" style implements. It would be very fun to watch.
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