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Encourage, create and protect humorous content. Content is what gets users, and users are what this site's profit generation is built around. Not a lot of users are going to be enticed into paying by lowest common denominator shitposting. Send threatening emails to users who haven't posted in a year or longer demanding money for booze/dialysis. Those fuckers owe you. Delete unnecessary forums. It waters down the user base and spreads good content too thin across too many forums. People check a handful, not the dozens that exist. Comedy option: bring back LF Mirror Pornhub.com Go back in time to when we were young, so full of promise, and had the time and disposable income to screw around on a website all day. Stop the shitposting/flames/unfunny bullshit. Enforce probations and bans for lovely posters who monopolize threads and discourage others from joining in. Develop a high-brow series of articles about luxury products, wealth management vehicles, and pant-making GBS threads. Send a buyout proposal to Conde Nast in 1.5 - 2 years. Enforce proper grammar & spelling. There exist far too many sites that cater to the "lol/cuck/tranny" mouthbreathing variety, people came here because it was different, and they were willing to pay to do so. Begin a slow transition to a dabbing/#Black Lives Matter/genderfluid/vape site to capture the youth of today. Something about feminism. Shut it down completely. Just shut it down.
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Nov 20, 2015 15:37
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Maybe Lowtax could steal funny flash videos and content from other sites and put the something awful logo in the bottom corner and use that to promote the website for free.
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Nov 20, 2015 15:38
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Nov 20, 2015 15:40
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i support the comedy option for our comedy website
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Nov 20, 2015 15:41
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Seconded.
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Nov 20, 2015 15:44
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if he closes the forums he will get to keep all the money that he made PLUS there are no more running costs it's the only choice
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Nov 20, 2015 16:49
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I'm just here for the pornhub mirrors.
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Nov 20, 2015 17:14
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you should win prizes for posting
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Nov 20, 2015 17:14
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Jerry Mumphrey posted:you should win prizes for posting or be endowed items of some sort like a bag of holding or an ancient scroll
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Nov 20, 2015 17:16
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run for governor of missouri
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Nov 20, 2015 17:16
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dad gay. so what posted:or be endowed items of some sort like a bag of holding or an ancient scroll yeah those could be top tier prizes maybe for like a referral program?
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Nov 20, 2015 17:16
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Jerry Mumphrey posted:yeah those could be top tier prizes maybe for like a referral program? people could trade the items. also hats.
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Nov 20, 2015 17:17
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there should be a covered wagon or boat for fast travel
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Nov 20, 2015 17:18
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merge with newgrounds, advertise new site as "a glimpse of the old internet"
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Nov 20, 2015 17:19
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there could be maps that lead to secret caves that have valuable items
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Nov 20, 2015 17:19
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there should be sentries who protect your account when youre afk
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Nov 20, 2015 17:20
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there could be a boxcar with a crazy hobo in it
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Nov 20, 2015 17:22
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Other Barry posted:run for governor of missouri Oh please do this LowTax. I'l donate like 
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Nov 20, 2015 17:26
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i am pro gamefying gbs
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Nov 20, 2015 17:26
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there could be a wizard who seems evil and like he bans you but actiually takes your account to an ascended forum if you bring him the right items
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Nov 20, 2015 17:31
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Sell tshirts I would buy 1
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Nov 20, 2015 17:33
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could u finish programming the fart noises into the navigational clicks already so i don't have to make my own
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Nov 20, 2015 17:33
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Make a deal with the US govt so that when you're banned on the forums... you're banned in real life (thrown into a "black" site where snake goes "mmm black site, nice")
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Nov 20, 2015 17:35
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if you want ads turned off you have to download yourself into the forums and fight ads with a halberd or crossbow
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Nov 20, 2015 17:37
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Lowtax, get people to review hentai games again so J-List will pay for banner ads once more.
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Nov 20, 2015 18:02
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Sell VHS copies of the 3rd annual Royal Rumble event
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Nov 20, 2015 18:03
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if this thread makes it to 5 pages people are going to take it really seriously and start making careposts about how to make SA better/profitable. five pages. that's what i'm setting the over/under at.
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Nov 20, 2015 18:13
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Nov 20, 2015 18:14
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coffee enemas for everybody!
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Nov 20, 2015 18:18
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i remember in the best thread thread that lowtax posted i would look up all the old names i hadnt seen in years and all of them were no longer posting and it made me very sad, the chronicles of riddick guy left us
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Nov 20, 2015 18:19
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My content might be worth reading if goons didn't decide to turn every single thread I make into "lol shovels"
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Nov 20, 2015 18:23
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extra stout posted:i remember in the best thread thread that lowtax posted i would look up all the old names i hadnt seen in years and all of them were no longer posting and it made me very sad, the chronicles of riddick guy left us 
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Nov 20, 2015 18:24
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there should be an option to purchase a filter that turns all of windows 998s posts into 'lol shovels'
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Nov 20, 2015 18:24
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Jerry Mumphrey posted:there should be an option to purchase a filter that turns all of windows 998s posts into 'lol shovels' I can dig it
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Nov 20, 2015 18:25
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Nov 20, 2015 18:25
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mr.capps posted:i am pro gamefying gbs every time you post a number goes up by 1
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every time your thread gets gassed your avatar starts to slowly disappear like marty mcflys family in that polaroid
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Nov 20, 2015 18:29
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maybe there could be backround music and if you pay money you get to pick the station for a day. like maybe i would bid $5 to listen to 90s rock but then ralp comes along and outbids me so he can listen to the zz top station
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Windows 98 posted:My content might be worth reading if goons didn't decide to turn every single thread I make into "lol shovels" don't worry, it wouldn't
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