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So I'm a youngish (mid 20's) guy working for a company thats almost entirely old people (50+). My boss who's an executive at my company always dotes on me, gives me life advice, and constantly says things like "if you were my son....". My IRL dad passed away a few years ago, and all of this is starting to weird me out and I dont know how to handle it. GBS has a lot of experience with weird dad issues so toss me some advice goons!
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Nov 20, 2015 18:39
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put a little bit of antifreeze in his coffee every day until his organs shut down
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Nov 20, 2015 18:41
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Are You retarded? Just play along and you'll get hella promotions & raises. Goddamn millennials
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Nov 20, 2015 18:41
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dad gay. so what posted:put a little bit of antifreeze in his coffee every day until his organs shut down
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Nov 20, 2015 18:41
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dad gay. so what posted:put a little bit of antifreeze in his coffee every day until his organs shut down
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Nov 20, 2015 18:41
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Get him to write you into his will then give him a heart attack.
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Nov 20, 2015 18:41
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Call him daddy when you go down on him. He's clearly into that.
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Nov 20, 2015 18:42
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As a wise man once said, it's not about who you know, it's about who you blow.
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Nov 20, 2015 18:42
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"The individual responsible for my occupational future seems to like me. Should I sever?"
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Nov 20, 2015 18:43
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put him in the son zone
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Nov 20, 2015 18:43
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tell him you're a troon and want to be his daughter instead edit: he might make you his PA
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Nov 20, 2015 18:43
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idk, i'd just say take the advice and poo poo, I highly doubt he's going to start inviting you to his cabin for weeks at a time or things like that, he's probably just looking out for you because he likes you and wants you to be as successful as he is
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Nov 20, 2015 18:43
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Blockade posted:So I'm a youngish (mid 20's) guy working for a company thats almost entirely old people (50+). My boss who's an executive at my company always dotes on me, gives me life advice, and constantly says things like "if you were my son....". My IRL dad passed away a few years ago, and all of this is starting to weird me out and I dont know how to handle it. Ask him to adopt you, then kill him. You will now gain his position. You're Welcome.
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Nov 20, 2015 18:43
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Cool NIN Shirt posted:Are You retarded? Just play along and you'll get hella promotions & raises. Goddamn millennials He is clearly tetarded
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Nov 20, 2015 18:43
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Cool NIN Shirt posted:Are You retarded? Just play along and you'll get hella promotions & raises. Goddamn millennials
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Nov 20, 2015 18:43
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Cool NIN Shirt posted:Are You retarded? Just play along and you'll get hella promotions & raises. Goddamn millennials
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Nov 20, 2015 18:46
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Cool NIN Shirt posted:Are You retarded? Just play along and you'll get hella promotions & raises. Goddamn millennials
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Nov 20, 2015 18:46
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dad gay. so what posted:put a little bit of antifreeze in his coffee every day until his organs shut down
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Nov 20, 2015 18:47
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the op should put my balls, in he mouth
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Nov 20, 2015 18:47
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give him a mug that says #1 dad like two weeks before they send out christmas bonuses
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Nov 20, 2015 18:48
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Cool NIN Shirt posted:Are You retarded? Just play along and you'll get hella promotions & raises. Goddamn millennials Cool NIN Shirt posted:"The individual responsible for my occupational future seems to like me. Should I sever?" lol Thread pretty much over. OP you're a moron.
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Nov 20, 2015 18:50
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curious lump posted:the op should put my balls, in he mouth gonna put antifreeze in your balls first
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Nov 20, 2015 18:50
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i dunno man, he probably means well and poo poo and just wants to give you some advice you might find useful. my guess is he doesn't say things like that because he needs to fill your dad void, sorry for your loss btw. most likely hes just some old rear end dude who's been a dad for so long he doesnt know how to go through life without thinking like "if i was this goons dad...". gbs appropriate response: kiss him on the lips lol
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Nov 20, 2015 18:51
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Sit in his lap and ask him to tell you a story
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Nov 20, 2015 18:52
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I don't think op understands the concept of a mentor.
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Nov 20, 2015 18:52
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somuch_gravy posted:...he needs to fill your dad void...
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Nov 20, 2015 18:52
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Ask him if you can job shadow him one day. Dude will be loving elated and you'll be on the fast track towards being his successor.
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Nov 20, 2015 18:53
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dad gay. so what posted:put a little bit of antifreeze in his coffee every day until his organs shut down
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Nov 20, 2015 18:53
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OP. Successful people who take a special interest in you are valuable people. They will help you throughout your career if you're lucky. Unless his advice is poison take every opportunity to learn. gently caress. He's a mentor. Not your dad.
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Nov 20, 2015 18:54
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What a loving idiot, Jesus wept "you guys my boss likes me what do I do?!?!?"
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Nov 20, 2015 18:54
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Ride that goddamn pony. Oh no you poor thing they may start throwing their daughters and nieces at you soon. Marry one, get groomed for management and take over when "dad" retires. I know it probably creeps you out but really this could be so much worse.
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Nov 20, 2015 18:57
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Don't go silent partner on us now, dipshit. Reply and acknowledge that you are an idiot child who's looking a gifthorse in the mouth.
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Nov 20, 2015 18:58
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Captain Yossarian posted:What a loving idiot, Jesus wept "you guys my boss likes me what do I do?!?!?" jesus boss was also his dad
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Nov 20, 2015 18:58
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Ahundredbux posted:jesus boss was also his dad And Jesus was also the boss. See it all works out OP.
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Nov 20, 2015 18:59
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Blockade posted:So I'm a youngish (mid 20's) guy working for a company thats almost entirely old people (50+). My boss who's an executive at my company always dotes on me, gives me life advice, and constantly says things like "if you were my son....". My IRL dad passed away a few years ago, and all of this is starting to weird me out and I dont know how to handle it. durr hurr hurr, my feeewings!! the dude is gonna fast track you if you pretend to be his son, just roll with it
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Nov 20, 2015 18:59
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fyi: sound like he's in to son/dad gay role playing
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Nov 20, 2015 19:01
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what a weird goddamn thing to be confused about
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Nov 20, 2015 19:01
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OP obv feels guilty about his privilege. It's okay OP I will burden your privilege for you, just put in a good word for me and I'll end up your boss in no time, don't worry though I won't treat you like my son. Actually, I think I'll fire you.
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Nov 20, 2015 19:03
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You need to surprise him with a flurry of devastating suplexes
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Nov 20, 2015 19:04
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Cool NIN Shirt posted:"The individual responsible for my occupational future seems to like me. Should I sever?"
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