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symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

ikanreed posted:

Naps are like suicide for people who can't commit to avoiding life entirely.
so then what is sleep?

:synpa:

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ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

I wish there were nap pods in my city you could rent by the hour, kind of like those businessman hotels in Japan.

cheesetriangles
Jan 5, 2011





ArmZ posted:

I wish there were nap pods in my city you could rent by the hour, kind of like those businessman hotels in Japan.

I thought those were for hookers.

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

cheesetriangles posted:

I thought those were for hookers.

I guess you could take a nap with a hooker if you wanted to

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

Iron Crowned posted:

I guess you could take a nap with a hooker if you wanted to
how much extra would that cost though

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

symbolic posted:

how much extra would that cost though

You should call around and find out, the post the answer

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

Iron Crowned posted:

You should call around and find out, the post the answer
aight. what's your mom's number?

pr0k
Jan 16, 2001

"Well if it's gonna be
that kind of party..."
Better get some cream on that sick burn.

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Gyra_Solune posted:

i'm completely baffled by people who can take powernaps because it takes the span of time they nap for for me to even get close to getting asleep

An hour-long nap when you're totally exhausted from something is like the best feeling in the world

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

cheesetriangles posted:

I thought those were for hookers.

they can be for more than one thing!!!!!

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

symbolic posted:

aight. what's your mom's number?

:vince:

pr0k
Jan 16, 2001

"Well if it's gonna be
that kind of party..."


I prepared this ahead of time (after lunch I knew I would need a nap!)



My little capsule (japanese hooker not included.)

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

pr0k posted:



I prepared this ahead of time (after lunch I knew I would need a nap!)



My little capsule (japanese hooker not included.)

nice work gloves PUSS BOY

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
There was a goon who did a bunch of drugs and took a nap in his car and got baked to death lmao


ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

pr0k posted:



I prepared this ahead of time (after lunch I knew I would need a nap!)



My little capsule (japanese hooker not included.)

In the winter i do this in the parking garage but it's not ideal. In the summer I take a hammock to the park.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Nooner posted:

There was a goon who did a bunch of drugs and took a nap in his car and got baked to death lmao

Respect the dead

pr0k
Jan 16, 2001

"Well if it's gonna be
that kind of party..."

Aesop Poprock posted:

nice work gloves PUSS BOY

your mom needs to shave that vag; I lost skin fisting her last time

Ein cooler Typ
Nov 26, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
seems like a lot of people in this topic are having trouble with the verbs lie and lay; let me help you out


lay / laid / laid is a transitive verb

lie / lay / lain is an intransitive verb

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Ein cooler Typ posted:

seems like a lot of people in this topic are having trouble with the verbs lie and lay; let me help you out


lay / laid / laid is a transitive verb

lie / lay / lain is an intransitive verb

molon labe

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

ikanreed posted:

I bet most of you have depression.

alcohol helps keep the darkness from creeping in

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Ein cooler Typ posted:

seems like a lot of people in this topic are having trouble with the verbs lie and lay; let me help you out


lay / laid / laid is a transitive verb

lie / lay / lain is an intransitive verb

I laid ur mom

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Ein cooler Typ posted:

seems like a lot of people in this topic are having trouble with the verbs lie and lay; let me help you out


lay / laid / laid is a transitive verb

lie / lay / lain is an intransitive verb

Thanks strunk & white

Cool NIN Shirt
Nov 26, 2007

by vyelkin

ikanreed posted:

Naps are like suicide for people who can't commit to avoiding life entirely.

Naps let you get away with less total time spent sleeping, so really they are for those who like to be awake

flerp
Feb 25, 2014
im horrible at naps, i can never actually get any sleep, and i just lie there with my eyes closed

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
---------------------------->
the fart of naps

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

my nap game used to be on point but now im too scared of my own dreams to even sleep properly

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

numberoneposter posted:

my nap game used to be on point but now im too scared of my own dreams to even sleep properly

Ever have one of those dreams that wasn't necesarily bad but it feels so exhausting you don't want to go back to sleep cause you know you'll just get sucked back into the mayhem

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
i'm going to sleep

Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49
Laying in bed right now but the mocha from earlier is giving me that restless leg feeling. My life is the worst.

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord
Weed naps are best

LadyAmbien
Oct 22, 2015

ikanreed posted:

I bet most of you have depression.

Well, you're not wrong.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Broenheim posted:

im horrible at naps, i can never actually get any sleep, and i just lie there with my eyes closed

No. No. You are resting, which is good. Think of that next time. Rest the body, you'll have a better brain.

Dilkington
Aug 6, 2010

"Al mio amore Dilkington, Gennaro"

ikanreed posted:

Nah, I could lose a few pounds, but I've been working on it.

me too. I've been trying to nap them off

Cnut the Great
Mar 30, 2014

Aesop Poprock posted:

Ever have one of those dreams that wasn't necesarily bad but it feels so exhausting you don't want to go back to sleep cause you know you'll just get sucked back into the mayhem

Yeah. Except it's not mayhem, it's just like some really boring poo poo that always seems to happen in real-time. Like I'm a long-haul trucker just driving down a featureless stretch of highway for the entire eight hours I'm asleep, and it really does feel like eight hours.

SOME PIG
Aug 12, 2004

Hittin' Switches,
Twistin' wigs with
Phat Radical Mathematical type Scriptures
I have severe sleep apnea, obstructive and central. Naps always used to last 4+ hours and I'd feel like poo poo after I woke up. My cpap machine fixes this, but that means I can only nap in my bedroom and it's a hassle so I just say gently caress it sometimes and go for a death nap on my couch.

I'm not fat either, my genetics are just lovely.

Kosher Pickup Line
Jan 10, 2008

Hair Elf
any pro nap tips for an amateur napper?

how do you avoid turning off the alarm and just going to sleep for the night?

SOME PIG
Aug 12, 2004

Hittin' Switches,
Twistin' wigs with
Phat Radical Mathematical type Scriptures

Marvin Freeman posted:

any pro nap tips for an amateur napper?

Don't forget to wake up :stare:

F/e: chug an energy drink or cup of coffee right before you fall asleep. It takes about 40-45 minutes to hit your bloodstream so you wake up feeling amazing.

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.
I can't nap. I either set an alarm which just wakes me up grumpy and groggy, or I don't and end up sleeping for 10 hours. I recently burned almost an entire saturday with the second method. gently caress it, naps suck, I'll just sleep during normal sleeptime thanks.

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Reztes
Jun 20, 2003

I had post-lunch car naps at work regularly until it started to occur to me that seriously, 5-6 hours of sleep isn't really enough and it's probably not good in the long term to hate life until after 2PM every day. I hope you're all getting enough sleep everybody :)

That said, napping on the man's dime is kinda great.

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