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Ape Fist
Feb 23, 2007

Nowadays, you can do anything that you want; anal, oral, fisting, but you need to be wearing gloves, condoms, protection.
i am absolutely the worst

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wiffle ball bat
Oct 2, 2015

by Shine
I'm apart from my woman and my pc gaming computer for a good long stretch and I can't decide which I miss more, probably the woman but the video games are never far from my mind. In fact I have had that radiohead song videotape stuck in my head since November 10th except instead of saying "the videotape" he's saying "the video game" and it's only briefly replaced by the worst songs on the fo4 radio stations

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
yeah im loving miserable. im also having an aneurysm behind my eye and i cant stop drinking.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Hector Beerlioz posted:

Unless they are paying you to take photos, you'll be happier jerking off

Hmmm. Considering the source and my current situation and a bunch of personal factors....

Beep Boop Computing. Beep Boop!

www
Aug 4, 2010

just checking in, still a massive loving loser.

sout
Apr 24, 2014

I guess I go here? I hope the cooler losers don't beat me up and make fun of me :smith:

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Computation Complete.

If I do decide to leave my goon cave, I'll do so without my camera.

Still gonna photo the upcoming parade though....

Maybe

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

VendaGoat posted:

Computation Complete.

If I do decide to leave my goon cave, I'll do so without my camera.

Still gonna photo the upcoming parade though....

Maybe

Feel free to post some pics if you do

nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

Is this a safe space.

www
Aug 4, 2010

nooneofconsequence posted:

Is this a safe space.

no one will judge you here, you are amongst friends now

plain blue jacket
Jan 13, 2014

IT DOESN'T STOP
IT NEVER STOPS

sout posted:

I guess I go here? I hope the cooler losers don't beat me up and make fun of me :smith:

This is a safe space

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

LadyAmbien posted:

Well this isn't acceptable.

why

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

i'm rich and handsome and strong

LadyAmbien
Oct 22, 2015

The only acceptable car is a 1986 Toyota Corolla.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Jerry Mumphrey posted:

i'm rich and handsome and strong

Well, if you're posting here I guess that makes you a huge loser.

some bust on that guy
Jan 21, 2006

This avatar was paid for by the Silent Majority.

Moneyball posted:

I post in the online dating threads

I look up to the people that post in the online dating threads.

PinkoBastard
Oct 3, 2010
I'm trying to be less of a lurker but don't wanna be judged too harshly. I'm 29 and don't have a driver's license, though my wife has one. Oh yeah I eat too goddamn much at night too. P sure I'm a fuckin loser guys.

polio king
Jun 19, 2004

roll call right

here

dev286
Nov 30, 2006

Let it be all the best.
I am a loser because not only do I post on this dead gay forum but my posts are bland, boring and generally terrible

See, just like that

It's been ten goddamn years and my posting hasn't improved

Jukeboxblues
Jul 29, 2015


Grimey Drawer
I post motivational quotes on facebook.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Jukeboxblues posted:

I post motivational quotes on facebook.

Welcome, I think you'll fit in here.

mst4k
Apr 18, 2003

budlitemolaram

I got a DUI and can't drink or do drugs b/c I'm on probation loving sucks also I'm a huge loser in many other ways

Moneyball
Jul 11, 2005

It's a problem you think we need to explain ourselves.
I have to start my overnight shift at 711 in a few hours. Pay actually owns, though, so no complaints.

Can't exactly hit on women when they think your career choice is convenience store clerk.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Moneyball posted:

I have to start my overnight shift at 711 in a few hours. Pay actually owns, though, so no complaints.

Can't exactly hit on women when they think your career choice is convenience store clerk.

Can you just sit around and eat taquitos all night?

Moneyball
Jul 11, 2005

It's a problem you think we need to explain ourselves.

Hector Beerlioz posted:

Can you just sit around and eat taquitos all night?

Pretty much.

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO

Applewhite posted:

I lost ten pounds in three months.

have you found them yet?

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO

Hector Beerlioz posted:

Can you just sit around and eat taquitos all night?

would kill for some freezer taquitos

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Moneyball posted:

Pretty much.

I might have to consider a career change, dang

NotSockAccount
Nov 18, 2015

by Lowtax
Just came back in to check up on you guys, are we still losing?

nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

people with wives and girlfriends itt.

:cmon:

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

nooneofconsequence posted:

people with wives and girlfriends itt.

:cmon:

Keep in mind, they could be complete dissapointments to their SOs. I heard my neighbors down the hall having an argument oncw with the lady complaining that they never do anything fun anymore, and the guy just kinda mumbled. Think of it that way.

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009
This thread was made for me.

This thread and also threads where weirdos post photos of blurry gray "ghosts" and "aliens". But mostly this thread.

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
how can i be a loser when i never had anything to lose? how can one fail when on starts with nothing? can i fall from the bottom of the universe?

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Blurry Gray Thing posted:

This thread was made for me.

This thread and also threads where weirdos post photos of blurry gray "ghosts" and "aliens". But mostly this thread.

Welcome, what is the alien thread? Sounds fun.

communist kangaroo
Oct 2, 2006

those are my principles, and if you don't like them...well, i have koalas.
i am a loser and just wish my fellow goons would notice me

and then worship me

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009

Hector Beerlioz posted:

Welcome, what is the alien thread? Sounds fun.

The last one was a while ago. Honestly, haven't thought about it, but the guy who kept making them seems to be gone.

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord

Orkin Mang posted:

how can i be a loser when i never had anything to lose? how can one fail when on starts with nothing? can i fall from the bottom of the universe?

hosed up if FALSE.

plain blue jacket
Jan 13, 2014

IT DOESN'T STOP
IT NEVER STOPS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgSPaXgAdzE

Vulture
Aug 7, 2012

i had a job. now i don't. i still have no job. i am a loser. anyone else with no job?

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Cnut the Great
Mar 30, 2014
I get disability from the government for my micropenis.

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