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Rob van damme was driving me back to the condo from set. He was vaping thc the entire time and swerving all over the place. He stopped at a cvs to pick up a prescription and popped like six of them as soon as he got in the car and washed it down with a 40 he bought from the gas station. Going over a bridge, he twice bumped into the loving concrete barriers that kept us from loving crashing into the ocean, every time going "oh man that was close." Me and this actress were like "whelp this is it this is how we die. In a rental car driven off a bridge by rob van damme."
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Garrett hedlund will not talk to a single person on set and smokes a pack and a half a day and dips. The Asian kid who lost a finger in the second hangover movie is cool as gently caress. His dad is ang Lee and he just kinda coasts through life. Can't get laid to save his life. Like this movie was stacked with hot 22 year olds and he couldn't seal the deal at all.
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Nov 20, 2015 22:37
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Lol you got owned by dfa consider yourself blessed
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Nov 20, 2015 22:50
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Aesop Poprock posted:Rob van dam the wrestler or jean Claude van Damme the actor, cause this sounds closer to the first one but I can't imagine him acting on a set Rob van damme. He would tell stories about Jean Claude though. Apparently everyone in Hollywood has a story about kicking his rear end. Like he just goes into places, picks a fight, and gets his poo poo handed to him.
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Nov 20, 2015 23:08
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One time I was doing this reporting gig for a local production company on the red carpet for the oscars. There are festivities for days leading up to Sunday, and basically anyone can get a press pass. It's not until like four hours before they kick everyone out. Anyway the entire cast of pans labyrinth was there, and I somehow got to the front of the crowd of Spanish press to ask a question to benicio del torro. The first like five questions were in Spanish before he looked at me. I was like "uh do you speak English?" He gave me the most gently caress you look I've ever gotten in my life. "Yeah what's your question." People started laughing so I asked him the most pretentious, bullshit, art house question I could think of. He loved it and went on for two or three minutes, then let me ask two more before the spaniards got uppity and demanded he repeat all that in Catalan or whatever. Then some Japanese reporters interviewed me about interviewing him. That was a nuts three days.
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Nov 20, 2015 23:16
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Mortimer posted:what was the question First one was about contrasts between the vividness of the imaginary world vs the bleak drabness of reality. Forget the other poo poo. I was getting a theater degree at the time so I could talk about nothing for hours.
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Nov 20, 2015 23:21
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Professor Shark posted:The one time I saw them at a show the drummer/singer opened the set by yelling at the audience that if they loving threw anything on stage or if they did anything stupid the show was over and they were walking. I saw Titus andronichus walk off stage after someone unfurled a confederate flag. That kid got jumped in the parking lot lol
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Nov 20, 2015 23:30
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My favorite celebrity encounter was when I met Nathan Fillion from firefly, but I had no idea who he was. I was working as a reporter at Dragoncon, and the entire cast was there to sign autographs. The line stretched around the entire block of one of the hotels in Downtown Atlanta. It was the sweatiest, fattest, most pathetic line you've ever seen. Just so many fat dudes in suspenders. Anyway, I had a press pass, so I got to go basically backstage the entire time. They have a lot of bathrooms and buffet places for the celebrities to just get away from it all. I flash my badge to head back to take a piss and I notice a guy in the bathroom. He's leaned over the sink, just breathing heavily, and trying to keep it together. I don't recognize him kinda, and when I go to wash my hands, I said "Hey man." He turned to me with this completely exhausted, horrified look. "You were great in Saving Private Ryan." He smiled, laughed, thanked me, and walked out. It wasn't until later I realized this guy was having to shake the sweaty, fat palm of every pathetic Serenity nerd in the south east and hardly any of them probably knew he was in one of the biggest movies of all time. Anyway I hope he's doing well. He's a nice guy.
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