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wiffle ball bat
Oct 2, 2015

by Shine
loving and wallking around naked in buildings across from you if you were just trying to have a smoke and enjoy the night air? condo, high rise apartment, hotel room, whatever. i just saw a cute girl do some fuckin accidentally and then i continued to watch not accidentally because it was pretty hot! but now im a creeper peeper. help

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symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

congratulations on your newfound voyeurism fetish

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

Morality is a social construct

Post pics of hot neighbor

Heehee Hartlocks
Feb 9, 2012

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
shame on you pervert shame shame shame you god drat creep

you fuckign weasely bastard

Heehee Hartlocks
Feb 9, 2012

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
am i turning you on yet op

Alucard
Mar 11, 2002
Pillbug
They knew what they were getting into when they didn't close the windows

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
Press your rear end against the window and take a yellow poo poo you gently caress you fucken poo poo

angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob
they know what curtains are

JimsonTheBetrayer
Oct 13, 2010

Game's over, and fuck you Jimson. It's not my fault that you guys couldn't get your shit together by deadline. No one gets access to docs because I don't fucking care anymore, I hope you all enjoyed ruining my game, and there won't be another.

Heehee Hartlocks posted:

am i turning you on yet op

No, but you got me goin'.

wiffle ball bat
Oct 2, 2015

by Shine
to be more specific she rode some dumpy dude's dick for like 3 minutes then got up to get a drink and then came back and stood right in front of the window looking right in my direction. she didnt close the curtains though she just went to go sit on the couch and now there's just a naked couple on the couch. i have a lady coming over and i texted her about it and she didnt think it was an interesting or amusing or charming thing to tell her about at all for some reason

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

wiffle ball bat posted:

to be more specific she rode some dumpy dude's dick for like 3 minutes then got up to get a drink and then came back and stood right in front of the window looking right in my direction. she didnt close the curtains though she just went to go sit on the couch and now there's just a naked couple on the couch. i have a lady coming over and i texted her about it and she didnt think it was an interesting or amusing or charming thing to tell her about at all for some reason

Not the kind of thing your cleaning lady cares about

Fishy Joe
Apr 19, 2005
Eat at Fishy Joe's

wiffle ball bat posted:

to be more specific she rode some dumpy dude's dick for like 3 minutes then got up to get a drink and then came back and stood right in front of the window looking right in my direction. she didnt close the curtains though she just went to go sit on the couch and now there's just a naked couple on the couch. i have a lady coming over and i texted her about it and she didnt think it was an interesting or amusing or charming thing to tell her about at all for some reason

that chick thats coming over is boring af, hook up with the freaky chick across the street bubbala

wiffle ball bat
Oct 2, 2015

by Shine
the dude got up and walked around too but it was Not Good. flat saggy rear end, big hairy belly. the girl tho was Not Bad, like, at all

wiffle ball bat
Oct 2, 2015

by Shine

Fishy Joe posted:

that chick thats coming over is boring af, hook up with the freaky chick across the street bubbala

i dont want dumpy rich dude sloppy seconds, gross. bird in the hand bro

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
could u paint a word picture of his dick for me please.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
Wasn't this the plot to Body Double?

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Can you take pics?

Alucard
Mar 11, 2002
Pillbug
That was a challenge, now you have to counter gently caress in her presence and the sexual arms escalation can begin until the UN intervenes.

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
If they don't want to be seen naked in their buildings they would have the curtains drawn

Cool NIN Shirt
Nov 26, 2007

by vyelkin
Peeping w the "naked" eye is kosher, but buying a telescope and/or telezoom lens for your camera is where you start to cross the line

CloFan
Nov 6, 2004

C'mon with the pics already

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Cool NIN Shirt posted:

Peeping w the "naked" eye is kosher, but buying a telescope and/or telezoom lens for your camera is where you start to cross the line

*pulls curtain around high power telescope in posh nyc high rise condo*

"Uh-huh it's for stargazing"

"But you can't even point it up"

"Sh-shut up"

*pulls curtain around self and telescope, hand emerges to grab box of kleenex*

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
You have a moral obligation to post creepy pics of strangers like Windows 98 did. His thread almost went gold, so its obviously not frowned upon in these parts.

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
so whats his dick look like? is it small? how lovely is it?

Cowman
Feb 14, 2006

Beware the Cow





it's like free amateur porn except you might get in serious trouble.

huskarl_marx
Oct 13, 2013

by zen death robot
sometimes i see a cute girl on the street when im driving, and my brain does this


-examine hips
-examine waist
-compare both, above correct ratio = yes
-examine face
-if too young abort

and I can't get my brain to go

-examine face
-if too young abort

first

e: its only when im driving, in a face-to-face situation i have no problem being a normal non-pedophile

huskarl_marx fucked around with this message at 05:05 on Nov 21, 2015

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
first thing i buy when i move into a highrise will be one of those telescope things for reals

i will use it to look at interesting things in the distance.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
also if you leave the blinds open its your own god drat fault

Cool NIN Shirt
Nov 26, 2007

by vyelkin

huskarl_marx posted:

sometimes i see a cute girl on the street when im driving, and my brain does this


-examine hips
-examine waist
-compare both, above correct ratio = yes
-examine face
-if too young abort

and I can't get my brain to go

-examine face
-if too young abort

first

Wow kill yourself you loving pedophile

huskarl_marx
Oct 13, 2013

by zen death robot
its only when im driving, in a face-to-face situation i have no problem being a normal non-pedophile

CloFan
Nov 6, 2004

Kuato posted:

You have a moral obligation to post creepy pics of strangers like Windows 98 did. His thread almost went gold, so its obviously not frowned upon in these parts.

The lawnmower guys? I never followed up with that thread, did his parents pay them?

Cowman posted:

it's like free amateur porn except you might get in serious trouble.

For looking out your own window? No law against that

huskarl_marx posted:

sometimes i see a cute girl on the street when im driving, and my brain does this

Pay attention to your driving instead of checking out underage girls

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot

huskarl_marx posted:

its only when im driving, in a face-to-face situation i have no problem being a normal non-pedophile

keep your eyes on the road!

huskarl_marx
Oct 13, 2013

by zen death robot
its just the thing my brain does as it processes pedestrians, i also "check out" bums and animals and get to a

-abort

state a lot quicker


e: i feel like a lot of this happens in my periphery too

huskarl_marx fucked around with this message at 05:09 on Nov 21, 2015

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot

huskarl_marx posted:

its just the thing my brain does as it processes pedestrians, i also "check out" bums and animals and get to a

-abort

state a lot quicker

you are not a true marxist if you do not treat all humans as animals and bums

huskarl_marx
Oct 13, 2013

by zen death robot
i know im not a perfect person

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot

huskarl_marx posted:

e: i feel like a lot of this happens in my periphery too

maybe you have prodromal schizophrenia, are you sometimes obsessed with the concept of "irony?"

huskarl_marx
Oct 13, 2013

by zen death robot
yea maybe its that im gonna get some antipsychotics just in case

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins
You should do the moral thing and just film them for your future enjoyment. Watching it live is gauche.

Cowman
Feb 14, 2006

Beware the Cow





CloFan posted:

For looking out your own window? No law against that

Not sayin against the law, I'm saying with your neighbors or the naked person.

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CloFan
Nov 6, 2004

Cowman posted:

Not sayin against the law, I'm saying with your neighbors or the naked person.

Oh! :q:

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