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Honestly though if I ever get into a wreck there's a pretty good chance it's because I'm checking out a jogger or random hottie out and about.
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lol if you've never had a long-distance mutual j/o sesh with a guy whose window faces yours in an apartment complex. just lol.
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Nov 21, 2015 05:34
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Chinatown posted:also if you leave the blinds open its your own god drat fault yea probably. although in my dorm in college (it was ground level motel style building) i had my blinds shut but i guess you could see through the side from the angle since it didn't completely cover the edges. i was with my girlfriend at the time getting a blowjob, and later i go out into the living room and my roommate was like "yo dude, there were like 4 people standing outside your window it was awkward" not like i could have done anything about that so i ended up having to tape a bunch of paper along the edge but still
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Nov 21, 2015 05:37
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Xaris posted:yea probably. although in my dorm in college (it was ground level motel style building) i had my blinds shut but i guess you could see through the side from the angle since it didn't completely cover the edges. i was with my girlfriend at the time getting a blowjob, and later i go out into the living room and my roommate was like "yo dude, there were like 4 people standing outside your window it was awkward" nice work 
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Nov 21, 2015 05:42
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I do what Karl Pilkington does and drop my pants if caught looking so as to make it equal.
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Nov 21, 2015 05:44
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huskarl_marx posted:its just the thing my brain does as it processes pedestrians, i also "check out" bums and animals and get to a What happens if you do not get to abort state? Is it rape time?
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Nov 21, 2015 06:31
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One New Year's Eve a while ago I was at a party at a friends apartment in the city, since he had a good view of the fireworks. Stayed overnight and the next morning I took a shower with my girlfriend and we had sex. The window was open, but there were no windows directly across from us so we thought it was ok. Later, we went out onto the balcony, and saw that there was about 30 people gathered on the roof of the building across the street, we couldn't see them from the bathroom, but they could see us from maybe chest height down. They cheered and waved and gave us a round of applause. It was more funny than embarrassing. Well that is my story about perving into other people's windows.
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Nov 21, 2015 06:54
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One time I had sex E: with a lady!!
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Nov 21, 2015 07:20
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wiffle ball bat posted:i dont want dumpy rich dude sloppy seconds, gross. bird in the hand bro You're a goon, of course you had 'a bird in the hand'.
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Nov 21, 2015 09:02
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EngineerSean posted:What happens if you do not get to abort state? Is it rape time? No I yell 'hey beautiful' it's only worked on one slut so far and we didn't abort that either and that's where you came from because that slut was your mom
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Nov 21, 2015 16:09
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since isis shot all the animals dead all my long range lenses now capture apartment window voyeur until isis shoots all the sexhavers too
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Nov 21, 2015 16:25
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s0m3 guy posted:since isis shot all the animals dead all my long range lenses now capture apartment window voyeur inshallah it will be so
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Nov 21, 2015 16:57
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There was a Dear Abby letter once where the writer lived in a high rise and had a super view of her neighbor's gay parties. Lots of naked dudes, some really young. IIRC Abby told her to mind her own business.
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Nov 21, 2015 18:03
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Xaris posted:yea probably. although in my dorm in college (it was ground level motel style building) i had my blinds shut but i guess you could see through the side from the angle since it didn't completely cover the edges. i was with my girlfriend at the time getting a blowjob, and later i go out into the living room and my roommate was like "yo dude, there were like 4 people standing outside your window it was awkward" It was a good show, thanks
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Nov 21, 2015 18:14
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I actually have the concrete answer to this OP! If you're watching a couple of people who you could conceivably have normal interactions with (and potentially hook up with the girl if all you had to do was play your cards realistically) then you can give them a kind of mental high five and watch for a second - sex is crazy and fun! Congrats for them! But if either of them are socially off-limits (like if you work in IT and have a pony tail and if you said hello they'd use all of their grace to exit your company immediately) then no, you can't stare because its very creepy.
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Nov 21, 2015 18:28
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what's the weed etiquette rules for Condos? can you keep super loud weed out in the open? Can you just smoke on your balcony 24/7? are neighbors lame about it? inside smoking???
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Nov 21, 2015 18:31
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huskarl_marx posted:sometimes i see a cute girl on the street when im driving, and my brain does this Your brain should immediately check two forms of ID and sign the appropriate consent forms before your perverted gaze molests any part of her body, sicko
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Nov 21, 2015 18:38
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Anyone remember the thread where some Goon took pictures of the naked guy jacking off opposite him and the dude saw him and confronted him outside his building? P. funny and the guy jacking off looked kinda like a serial killer.
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Nov 21, 2015 19:35
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Lasher posted:Anyone remember the thread where some Goon took pictures of the naked guy jacking off opposite him and the dude saw him and confronted him outside his building? Not the thread, but the picture popped up in the last month or two.
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Nov 21, 2015 19:37
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i have a telescope and binoculars, what are they going to do about it? 
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Nov 21, 2015 19:40
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actually op you dont "watch" anything. light is photons and poo poo that bounce off of things and then into your eyes. purely scientifically speaking that hot girl is assaulting your eyeballs by angling photons from her hot titties directly into your big browns.
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Nov 21, 2015 19:50
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Photons are so fuckin hot!
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Monstrous Dooklord posted:what's the weed etiquette rules for Condos? can you keep super loud weed out in the open? Can you just smoke on your balcony 24/7? are neighbors lame about it? inside smoking??? ppl dont pay millions of dollars to rub elbows with the kind of low life scum that smokes weed and the hoa would probably fine you thousands of dollars if you got caught. the upper crust vapes thc oil. i am merely borrowing a condo so im burning green pauper weed at great risk to myself.
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Nov 21, 2015 20:04
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me and the lady looked at the naked lady across the way last night and she was of the opinion that i was looking at a fat chick. i consider myself an rear end expert of all sizes and body types and i am not of the opinion that it was a fat chick, but i guess it's possible due to the distance involved. the guy was definitely on the chubby side, and his dong was not big enough to dangle and swing as he walked around .
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Nov 21, 2015 20:08
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altho he could be a grower and not a shower
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Nov 21, 2015 20:08
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wiffle ball bat posted:she was of the opinion that i was looking at a fat chick. this is the part where you acknowledge that your girl is so much thinner than the lady across the street. You point out that you would much rather see her naked than anyone else any day of the week. Also say that lady is just novel or you wouldn't even look.
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Nov 21, 2015 20:19
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wiffle ball bat posted:me and the lady looked at the naked lady across the way last night and she was of the opinion that i was looking at a fat chick. i consider myself an rear end expert of all sizes and body types and i am not of the opinion that it was a fat chick, but i guess it's possible due to the distance involved. the guy was definitely on the chubby side, and his dong was not big enough to dangle and swing as he walked around .
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Nov 21, 2015 20:27
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ChairmanMeow posted:this is the part where you acknowledge that your girl is so much thinner than the lady across the street. You point out that you would much rather see her naked than anyone else any day of the week. Also say that lady is just novel or you wouldn't even look. well that's all true is the thing it's the just chilling and them bam rear end! thing that was the best part, i was in kinda a bad mood and having a poopy day and then bam rear end! and everything seemed to get better in my life immediately. it was a harbinger of good tidings and great fortune.
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Nov 21, 2015 20:29
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Giraffe posted:Um, it should maybe worry you that you can't take your eyes off this guys dick. first off i'll look at all the dicks i want to thanks and second goons asked for dick data and i delivered what i could
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Nov 21, 2015 20:38
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Your gaze is an extension of your body stop assaulting people
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Nov 21, 2015 21:13
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their blinds are closed tonight, the only possible explanation of this being that one of them saw this thread.
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Commie NedFlanders posted:Your gaze is an extension of your body stop assaulting people what if you hear a couple banging thru paper thin walls are you morally obligated to put in earplugs
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Nov 22, 2015 01:30
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Like if youre hiding in a hedge peepin on people thats one thing but if youre just relaxin on your porch havin a smoke well thats on you to close your windows
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Nov 22, 2015 02:09
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Cowman posted:it's like free amateur porn except you might get in serious trouble. Dammm, Free amateur porn, so difficult to acquire
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Nov 22, 2015 08:26
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Kuato posted:You have a moral obligation to post creepy pics of strangers like Windows 98 did. His thread almost went gold, so its obviously not frowned upon in these parts. I don't think people should be striving to be more like Windows 98. :/
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Nov 22, 2015 08:31
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huskarl_marx posted:sometimes i see a cute girl on the street when im driving, and my brain does this you don't even look at the tits? this is some pedo poo poo for sure
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Nov 22, 2015 09:30
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i dont think it's ok for that guy to choose my thread of all places to make that post me i dont eyefuck kids using the simple trick of determining whether someone is a kid or not prior to eyefucking them because i like to look long and hard and u gotta lay the groundwork for a good creepin'
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Nov 22, 2015 09:49
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i always knew you were a huge loving weirdo wiffle now i know for certain you jacked off over that pic of me you wanted
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Nov 22, 2015 10:07
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It's okay OP, a lot of straight guys like to watch their buddies gently caress! I know I do!
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One time I saw some loving, and then the girl started to squirt, which was kinda hot. But then it didn't stop, and increased in volume. Every time the dude jack-hammered her, a gallon of steamy girl-spunk came sputtering out. Pretty soon it was going everywhere, as it pooled at their feet and splashed around. On the drapes and everthing. Pretty soon it was ankle deep, and they just kept going, it was a real "Welp, time for new carpet" moment. At one point she saw me staring, and gave an evil grin and bore down, and her crotch just start fire-hydranting milky dishwater-hued sex-piss into the room. The guy pulled away as his dick was forced out of her, and he slipped in that feminine effluence, only to be dragged under, and lay impotently struggling to remain above water in that funk-torrent. After a while I couldn't see anymore, as the windows were now fogged up with aerosolized oval office-sweat, and I ran from the window and curled up into the fetal position in the bathtub, trying to erase the horrifying images from my psyche. So yeah, you see stuff from time to time. One time I saw a guy who bought a whole 10-foot party sub just for himself. TALK ABOUT WEIRD!
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