ITT we are writing ancient roman graffiti

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Happy Hedonist: Jan 18, 2009

ILLAM MAXIME, SPERO VESTRA HAEMORROIDUM FRICARE SIMUL IN TANTUM UT NOCEBIT PEIOR QUAM CUM OMNIS HABENT ANTE!
Chie, I hope your hemorrhoids rub together so much that they hurt worse than they ever have before!0

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El Spider is gay.

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Moridin920: Nov 15, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

romani ite domum

# ? Nov 21, 2015 07:07

Glasgow Kiss: Dec 12, 2007; Oh, put that thing away, Samurai. We all know what's going to happen. You'll swing your sword, I'll fly away, and probably say something like, "I'll be back, Samurai!" And then I'll flutter over the horizon and we probably won't see each for... about a week. And then we'll do the same thing again.

Romanes eunt domus

# ? Nov 21, 2015 07:08

Loden Taylor: Aug 11, 2003

eat poo poo women, I only bang dudes now
- Titus Dudebangicus Wangus

# ? Nov 21, 2015 07:14

Antifreeze Head: Jun 6, 2005; It begins; Pillbug

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# ? Nov 21, 2015 07:21

laserghost: Feb 12, 2014; ^{trust me, I'm a cat.}

Vox populi vox gay

# ? Nov 21, 2015 07:24

Isaac: Aug 3, 2006; Fun Shoe

Im writing roman graffiti

# ? Nov 21, 2015 07:26

Panamaniac: Jun 18, 2007; HEROES NEVER DIE

homosexualis sum

# ? Nov 21, 2015 07:31

Alan Smithee: Jan 4, 2005; A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

FVCK GERMANIANS

# ? Nov 21, 2015 07:40

Tumblr of scotch: Mar 13, 2006; Please, don't be my neighbor.

Duodecim enim annis fuerit petens: Quis John Galt? Hoc est John Galt loqui. Ego vir qui amat animam suam. Ego sum qui non sacrificium vel ipsius amorem. Ego sum qui privavit te opera tua, et victimas mundi, et vis scire quid pereunt � qui verentur intelli � qui nunc sum tibi. Magistrum solus potuit eam movere; cucurrit a television certare cum eius exturbaret vacuoque adultero alternis sermonibus. Sed ante illud oppanditur vacavit; dicentis noluissent videri. Sed de voce patria orbis impleverit aeris putabant magistrum solute loquendo quasi in thalamo non communem, sed unus; non voce compellans conventum, non voce mens loquitur.

# ? Nov 21, 2015 07:44

eSports Chaebol: Feb 22, 2005; Yeah, actually, gamers in the house forever,

SCRIPTOR PRIMVS MULTAS MENTVLAS FELLAT

# ? Nov 21, 2015 07:45

eSports Chaebol: Feb 22, 2005; Yeah, actually, gamers in the house forever,

OMNES SCRIPTORES HOC IN COLLOQVIVM CEVERE VOLENT

# ? Nov 21, 2015 07:46

dad gay. so what: Feb 18, 2003; by FactsAreUseless

A1D5

# ? Nov 21, 2015 07:52

glowstick party tonight: Oct 4, 2003; by zen death robot

FVCK YOV OP

# ? Nov 21, 2015 07:59

A Very Sexy Baby: Sep 25, 2007; I can't help it if men are attracted to me.

FELIX HEDONISTICUS FELLAT OMNES

# ? Nov 21, 2015 08:03

Secks Cauldron: Aug 26, 2006; I thought they closed that place down!

-Don't poo poo on this wall you idiots.

-I shat on the wall. Love, Smuggus Assholius

# ? Nov 21, 2015 08:05

eSports Chaebol: Feb 22, 2005; Yeah, actually, gamers in the house forever,

dad gay. so what posted:

A1D5

PATER VIROS AMAT, PONDEROSVS NON EST, QVID DICERE VOLES?

# ? Nov 21, 2015 08:05

eSports Chaebol: Feb 22, 2005; Yeah, actually, gamers in the house forever,

FELLAT ILLE FELLAT ILLA
FELLANT SERVVS ET ANCILLA
FELLAT HERA FELLAT HERVS
AD FELLANDVM NEMO SERVS

eSports Chaebol fucked around with this message at 08:11 on Nov 21, 2015

# ? Nov 21, 2015 08:07

Centrist Dad: Nov 13, 2007; When I see your posting; College Slice

OCTAVIVS IS A FAG

# ? Nov 22, 2015 01:47

Blue Train: Jun 17, 2012

Loden Taylor posted:

eat poo poo women, I only bang dudes now
- Titus Dudebangicus Wangus

From the Bar/Brothel of Innulus and Papilio: "Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates men's behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity!"

# ? Nov 22, 2015 01:53

symbolic: Nov 2, 2014

TITVS DID POMPEII

# ? Nov 22, 2015 01:57

a hole-y ghost: May 10, 2010

# ? Nov 22, 2015 02:00

Coolie Ghost: Jan 16, 2013; sensible dissent dispenser

"the foldes of a maiden are smoothe only in theire lustfvle candor, the smoothe cock of a yovng master, sent from dionysus hvmselfe, entertane despite the seasons"

# ? Nov 22, 2015 02:03

Sordas Volantyr: Jan 11, 2015; Now, everybody, walk like a Jekhar.

(God, these running animations are terrible.)

SVMVS QUOD IPSA MONSTRVM

-NO, SIC DELATA CIRCVMVENERE BARBARI, MUTUS ARTVLIVS

-STVLTVS

# ? Nov 22, 2015 04:22

timefly: Apr 29, 2008

Coolie Ghost posted:

"the foldes of a maiden are smoothe only in theire lustfvle candor, the smoothe cock of a yovng master, sent from dionysus hvmselfe, entertane despite the seasons"

Ancient Roman

# ? Nov 22, 2015 04:30

Pvt.Scott: Feb 16, 2007; What God wants, God gets, God help us all

Me and my bro Crassus are up here from some lovely place nobody has heard of. The tavern I'm writing on has some pretty great lamb and some awesome wine, but I heard some Iberian merchant got gang raped in the back the other day for not paying, so watch out. God I'm drunk.
-Some really ancient dead rear end in a top hat

# ? Nov 22, 2015 04:45

Real hurthling!: Sep 11, 2001

Pedicabo ego vos, OP, et irrumabo

die et nocte, OP

para te

# ? Nov 22, 2015 04:54

Brute Hole Force: Dec 25, 2005; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

May Olympus forever piss on Albion

# ? Nov 22, 2015 04:58

Pittsburgh Lambic: Feb 16, 2011

if a girl robs my house i'll rape her pussy

if a boy robs my house i'll rape his rear end

if a bearded man robs my house i'll rape his mouth

basically come rob my house

# ? Nov 22, 2015 05:07

Pittsburgh Lambic: Feb 16, 2011

hey innkeeper, you didn't have a chamberpot in my room so i poo poo the bed

# ? Nov 22, 2015 05:11

Flavahbeast: Jul 21, 2001

sorry ladies im gay

# ? Nov 22, 2015 05:17

Pittsburgh Lambic: Feb 16, 2011

to the guy who took a dump right outside my shop and used it to paint "Hello!" on the wall: I KNOW YOUR NAME

# ? Nov 22, 2015 06:29

Genesplicer: Oct 19, 2002; I give your invention the worst grade imaginable: An A-minus-minus!; Total Clam

Kilroe Hic Erat

# ? Nov 22, 2015 06:34

BONE DOG: Jun 7, 2009; by Fluffdaddy

PROXIMO WUZ HERE

# ? Nov 22, 2015 06:36

Pittsburgh Lambic: Feb 16, 2011

genesplicer posted:

Kilroe Hic Erat

from what i can tell the roman analogue to 'kilroy was here' was to poo poo on everything

# ? Nov 22, 2015 06:37

Pittsburgh Lambic: Feb 16, 2011

I'm making GBS threads on the floor *shits on floor*

# ? Nov 22, 2015 06:44

Chard: Aug 24, 2010

8===D

but chiseled into an irreplaceable ancient artifact.

# ? Nov 22, 2015 07:03

Pvt.Scott: Feb 16, 2007; What God wants, God gets, God help us all

Chard posted:

8===D

but chiseled into an irreplaceable ancient artifact.

The worst/most merciful thing about the digital age is that we'll leave little behind.

# ? Nov 22, 2015 08:01

BONE DOG: Jun 7, 2009; by Fluffdaddy

Pvt.Scott posted:

The worst/most merciful thing about the digital age is that we'll leave little behind.

the ancient romans would understand this to be nothing more than a penis ejaculating in some weird glyphs

# ? Nov 22, 2015 08:05

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ghlbtsk: Apr 19, 2005; these bath mats
are
GORGEOUS

To all of you who think the "im gay" meme is fresh and original, you have been beaten by over 2000 years:

VI.14.20 (House of Orpheus); 4523: I have buggered men

# ? Nov 22, 2015 09:09

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