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dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
this station is off the air

a faint signal emanates from its abandoned tower

a microphone hovers for no reason in the misty control room

>

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Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
> go left

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
you hear a faint persistent *beep* from a vault buried deep beneath the earth

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
press your ear to the earth and listen

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
> dig up

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

you turn left and find yourself entangled in wiring from some long forgotten radio station. in a panic you jump out of a 3rd story window, your life ends wailing on a cement parking lot outside of the abandoned radio station. it is not a quick death, you suffer for hours while your life bleeds away. :( you have failed

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
>search for alfoil

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Orkin Mang posted:

press your ear to the earth and listen

you press your ear to the ground trying to trace the source of the faint signal. after several hours you fall asleep and never wake up. it appears you have been ingesting antifreeze for several weeks in small doses and your organs have shut down. :(

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
the radio station has caught on fire

sluggo is mad
Jan 14, 2012

Buglord
>think to yourself that this is a horrible idea

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

dad gay. so what posted:

you turn left and find yourself entangled in wiring from some long forgotten radio station. in a panic you jump out of a 3rd story window, your life ends wailing on a cement parking lot outside of the abandoned radio station. it is not a quick death, you suffer for hours while your life bleeds away. :( you have failed

> keep calm and hail satan

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
the station has been burned to ground and is completely destroyed. a faint *beep* can be heard in the distance

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
*a meteor approaches*

Joust
Dec 7, 2007

No Ledges.
>Give a knowing look.

Nodelphi
Jan 30, 2004

We are all quite capable of believing in anything as long as it's improbable.

Ham Wrangler
> Warn President Morgan Freeman

Romes128
Dec 28, 2008


Fun Shoe

dad gay. so what posted:

*a meteor approaches*

furiously gently caress your rear end with your fist and buss one last nut before the world ends

flerp
Feb 25, 2014
>masturbate

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug
> poo poo pants

Joust
Dec 7, 2007

No Ledges.
Maybe the meteor will miss and hit another thread instead.

Panamaniac
Jun 18, 2007

HEROES NEVER DIE
>Catch the meteor in my gaping rear end in a top hat

Corky Romanovsky
Oct 1, 2006

Soiled Meat
>do a microphone test

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

Palicgofueniczekt posted:

>do a microphone test

> hang on imma let you finish but I think *beeping* radio noise was the best

my new dog
May 7, 2007

by Nyc_Tattoo
the crowd is roaring and waiting for your comeback. this is the moment you have been working towards for so long. will you grab the mic or let the moment slip

>

Segata Sanshiro
Sep 10, 2011

we can live for nothing
baby i don't care

lose me like the ocean
feel the motion

:coolfish:

> stay safe radio ghost

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins
> kill self

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
> poop

> POOP

> POOOOOOOOOOOOOP

dZPnJOm8QwUAseApNj
Apr 15, 2002

arf bark woof
> sit down for a while

Dr Cheeto
Mar 2, 2013
Wretched Harp
> contemplate the futility of it all

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot
> call Jolio

Atma
Sep 16, 2002

College Slice
>fuse with the meteor

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.
> SMELL hands.

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

> beat game

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
> poop rear end

a bay
Oct 14, 2014

by Lowtax

my new dog posted:

the crowd is roaring and waiting for your comeback. this is the moment you have been working towards for so long. will you grab the mic or let the moment slip

>

>Search sweater for spaghetti

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

> enter bathysphere

LadyAmbien
Oct 22, 2015
>squat down and cry

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

> poo poo on hands, wipe all over balls and face

Elusif
Jun 9, 2008

>gas thread ban op

Hustlin Floh
Jul 20, 2009

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
>Conquer

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clitical hit
Nov 21, 2015

>yoinks

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