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snocked posted:money feels better than pussy A woman being is more than 'pussy'. Whatever u must tell ur lonely empty heart I suppose..... XMNN posted:lovin this gimmick What's my gimmick
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Nov 21, 2015 18:29
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because im a loser op, is that what you want to hear?
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Nov 21, 2015 18:38
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Applewhite posted:Before I met my wife though I was single for the longest time because of my huge, intimidating penis. My wife is a six foot amazon so she's fine with it. Wait, I'm 5'11, does this put me in Amazon territory? Congratulations on the penis.
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Nov 21, 2015 18:42
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Because I work a lot of overnights and don't talk to people if I can help it.
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Nov 21, 2015 18:52
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this is the biggest bait thread ever, anyone that's used a "dating" app knows exactly why it's impossible to find a girlfriend
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Nov 21, 2015 18:59
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CuRvY G0oNeTTe posted:A woman being is more than 'pussy'.
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Nov 21, 2015 19:02
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gf dead and gay. so what
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Nov 21, 2015 19:02
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i'm not gay
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Nov 21, 2015 19:19
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Busy pining for ldyy ambien 
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Nov 21, 2015 19:38
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Because I smear myself in alligator fat to keep the mosquitoes away.
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Nov 21, 2015 19:39
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Nov 21, 2015 19:40
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red pill, op
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Nov 21, 2015 19:45
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CuRvY G0oNeTTe posted:A woman being is more than 'pussy'. Whatever u must tell ur lonely empty heart I suppose.....
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Nov 21, 2015 19:58
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CuRvY G0oNeTTe posted:A woman being is more than 'pussy'. See therein lies the problem. 
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Nov 21, 2015 20:01
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Choice 1: Be boring, have kids, watch television after work every day. Choice 2: Life. If you live in the western world- it's the birth rates, stupid.
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Breedin holes lol.
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Nov 21, 2015 20:12
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middle of the us south, not very many lesbians, especially of the preferred mature and forward kind
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Nov 21, 2015 20:31
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Alternate reply to OP: Mom? When did you get an SA account?
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My Rhythmic Crotch posted:do you have any evidence to support this? maybe like an academic research paper or something ISIS are selling young girls in women in 'slave markets' to be used as sex slaves; they are murdered when they become 'too old' or are unattractive. It is not surprising that the average western male agrees with their fundamental views on women.
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Nov 21, 2015 20:41
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Mods plz ban for Internet detective
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CuRvY G0oNeTTe posted:ISIS are selling young girls in women in 'slave markets' to be used as sex slaves; they are murdered when they become 'too old' or are unattractive. It is not surprising that the average western male agrees with their fundamental views on women. hmm mhmm yes mm
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Nov 21, 2015 20:52
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Because I married her. Good decision, in my opinion.
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Nov 21, 2015 20:54
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CuRvY G0oNeTTe posted:There are billions of women on earth. Many are single and in your neighborhood. There are lots of convenient-to-use dating apps. So why don't you have a girlfriend? The reason I don't have a girlfriend is because at age 13 to 19 when I was most interested and excited about the female sex, they were very scornful of me and mainly held me in contempt. At age 19, when I found a girlfriend at last, she ended up dumping me after a month because I weirded her out by being such an anxious try hard who was desperate for female affection. It's been eleven years and I still haven't had a girlfriend, but at this point, I'm not excited about women my age because they all either have children or are rapidly aging and don't look like their superior younger selves with whom I had often fell in love. Also, I'm now mature enough to know that, while female companionship is nourishing in many ways, it's also draining in other ways. I now also know that women my age are likely being ruthlessly pragmatic in dating anyone lest they run out their baby-making clock and lose out forever on the chance to snag a "beta bucks" provider dweeb, not that I even make much money anyway, for the same forces that have led me to being a failure with women have also led me to living a not so glamorous paycheck to paycheck economical existence.
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Nov 21, 2015 20:57
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Because when I get an erection, my penis makes a sound like a chainsaw starting and girls don't like that
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Nov 21, 2015 20:58
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revdrkevind posted:Choice 1: Be boring, have kids, watch television after work every day.
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I'm boring and lazy
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Nov 21, 2015 21:08
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Plus I have a huge open wound on my back that's growing teeth
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Nov 21, 2015 21:08
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I'm being a creep right now
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CuRvY G0oNeTTe posted:There are billions of women on earth. Many are single and in your neighborhood. There are lots of convenient-to-use dating apps. So why don't you have a girlfriend? Because my wife wouldn't like it.
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Nov 21, 2015 21:12
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I'm probably gay or some sort of retard
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Gaunab posted:I'm being a creep right now this too
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Nov 21, 2015 21:13
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I have plenty of girlfriends just not any 3D ones
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Zzulu posted:I have plenty of girlfriends The 3D slider is on the right side of the console.
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LadyAmbien posted:Wait, I'm 5'11, does this put me in Amazon territory? Congratulations on the penis. Are you taller than Richard?
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starry skies above posted:The reason I don't have a girlfriend is because at age 13 to 19 when I was most interested and excited about the female sex, they were very scornful of me and mainly held me in contempt. At age 19, when I found a girlfriend at last, she ended up dumping me after a month because I weirded her out by being such an anxious try hard who was desperate for female affection. Trap sprung, op.
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I can't make pancakes
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Monstrous Dooklord posted:this is the biggest bait thread ever, anyone that's used a "dating" app knows exactly why it's impossible to find a girlfriend Because a bunch of creeping creepers constantly harass them/ give them all egos and thus most are utterly incapable of holding a nice adult conversation because assholes have made them justifiably iffy on anything with a penis? Some of the tales women have told me about the sort of poo poo they get.. 
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Nov 21, 2015 21:32
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right now I'm just really into dicks
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Capn Sasquatch posted:I can't make pancakes You can get microwaveable ones now in 2015
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