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skander posted:where's Jon Pop for this? while we post dumb poo poo on the forums, jon pop is out banging ladies with substance abuse problems makes u think
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Nov 22, 2015 06:57
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Hey not all hookers have substance abuse problems. Also saying he's just banging people with substance abuse problems suggests he could be banging someone who only has substance abuse problems, and is not also a prostitute. They are all prostitutes.
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Nov 22, 2015 07:00
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Bad, wrong young ladies to look down upon!
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Nov 22, 2015 07:03
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Is JonPop also Weed Wolf?
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Nov 22, 2015 08:39
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www posted:because im a loser op, is that what you want to hear? Same but posted while crying
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Nov 22, 2015 08:49
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cause i'm an emotionally closed off rear end in a top hat who has never even dared to ask a girl out.
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Nov 22, 2015 09:05
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Neo_Crimson posted:cause i'm an emotionally closed off rear end in a top hat who has never even dared to ask a girl out. It's hard, man!
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Nov 22, 2015 09:35
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Runefaust posted:Some women don't even put it in their mouths! Aint worth it. Blowjays come from the heart. So if she aint doin it then she aint got the heart for you.
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Nov 22, 2015 09:52
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-I'm a 27 year old college student who's too lowly to date women my age and too intimidated to try my hand with undergrad girls (Plus, I can't stand their immaturity). -Not good looking. Chubby, Glasses, Braces, acne scars, don't have a great wardrobe yet. -Realize I'm a boring dull person with no real hobbies. -Too busy with work, school and student orgs for a SO or hobbies. -Realize that I stand no chance as a nerdy, chubby, boring dude in the most vain city in America where being a charismatic, talented adonis is PAR for the dating scene out here. -Live in an apartment living room and sleep on a futon. -Live with three other dudes who are better looking, and have more experience amd charisma than I'll ever have. -Terrible flirt/inexperienced in romance -Too much of a coward when asking someone out -5+ year dry spell gives low morale -History of Depression, Low self-esteem and social anxiety. -Recovering Nice Guy I know what I need to fix and I know that it will take time. At best, I'll be in my 30s, in a job I hate, married to a women I probably don't even love, like everyone else.
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Nov 22, 2015 11:05
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rotinaj posted:Because when I get an erection, my penis makes a sound like a chainsaw starting and girls don't like that I would like to hear more about this chainsaw dick 
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Nov 22, 2015 11:29
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It's because I am a highly intelligent person with very high standards which intimidates many females and definitely has nothing to do with the fact that I am a cowardly little goblin of a man who doesn't talk with women so much as leer at them while I sweatily mumble Simpsons references.
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Nov 22, 2015 12:27
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just treat women you want like your bros, except a bro you want to put your dick into alternatively put your dick, into your bros ??  now im just confused
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Nov 22, 2015 12:35
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Forceholy posted:-I'm a 27 year old college student who's too lowly to date women my age and too intimidated to try my hand with undergrad girls (Plus, I can't stand their immaturity). calm down bitch, a lot of girls are retarded too just shoot for less than the moon
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Nov 22, 2015 12:35
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im out of shape, i got no good job, im not good talking to people, i dress like an idiot and I spend most of my time playing videogames or internetting WHY do the  females not bother with me???
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Nov 22, 2015 12:40
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I bet it's because they're STUPID EVIL BITCHES
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ProfessorYesNo posted:It's because I am a highly intelligent person with very high standards which intimidates many females and definitely has nothing to do with the fact that I am a cowardly little goblin of a man who doesn't talk with women so much as leer at them while I sweatily mumble Simpsons references. So, do you enjoy comic books?
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Nov 22, 2015 12:54
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symbolic posted:can you be my girlfriend?
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Nov 22, 2015 12:57
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 I drew a self portrait that explains why FEMALES don't want to copulate with me.
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Nov 22, 2015 15:51
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Zzulu posted:just treat women you want like your bros, except a bro you want to put your dick into stick a dick in your bro is a good thing to do and I recommend it to everyone
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Nov 22, 2015 16:12
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I tried having a girlfriend, for 4 years. It was nice. This is also nice.
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Nov 22, 2015 17:14
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SPACE HOMOS posted:
A nice smile never hurt
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Forceholy posted:-I'm a 27 year old college student who's too lowly to date women my age and too intimidated to try my hand with undergrad girls (Plus, I can't stand their immaturity). Lol Low tax. Ban this chucklefuck
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Nov 22, 2015 19:37
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im a low staatus black maleso my sexual market place value is too low OP
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Nov 22, 2015 21:47
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Fat Mentally ill Severe depression No social skills
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Nov 22, 2015 21:52
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when I cum instead of a bunch of tacky milk- ghosts come out, not scary ghosts but the noises they make are scary
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Nov 22, 2015 22:35
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Why DON'T I have a girlfriend, OP? You tell ME
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Nov 22, 2015 22:36
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Smelly Bohemian posted:We're a generation of men raised by women. I'm wondering if another woman is really the answer we need. I was raised by a single father and went to all-male schools and I'm also a pathetic excuse for a man. Give single mothers a break.
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Nov 23, 2015 00:25
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Don Tacorleone posted:Why DON'T I have a girlfriend, OP? You tell ME Ur a misogynist
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Nov 23, 2015 00:26
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CuRvY G0oNeTTe posted:Ur a misogynist So what
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Nov 23, 2015 00:48
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crippling unmedicated depression
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Nov 23, 2015 00:49
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I start off all nice and good and thoughtful and poo poo then after a few weeks I revert back into my lazy rear end smelly hairy gameplaying weed smoking bourbon drinking human being that I am and they leave 
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Nov 23, 2015 00:51
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serious norman posted:Fat 
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Nov 23, 2015 00:54
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unfortunately i was born into the millenial generation and detest all of my peers
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Nov 23, 2015 00:56
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SPACE HOMOS posted:
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Nov 23, 2015 00:58
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I'm an unpleasant rear end in a top hat and discovered that I enjoy being an unpleasant rear end in a top hat more than getting laid on the reg What now
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Nov 23, 2015 00:59
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Grand Prize Winner posted:I'm an unpleasant rear end in a top hat and discovered that I enjoy being an unpleasant rear end in a top hat more than getting laid on the reg
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Nov 23, 2015 01:38
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I'm lazy and scared.
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I'm 35, was happily married for 7.5 years. With her for 11. Then, she developed BPD, went off the deep end, spent three months in a mental institution convinced I was abusive and a bunch of other untrue stuff. She wanted a divorce, and had locked me out from being able to care for her, so I gave it to her in hopes that it'd help her get better. Gave her the car, and about 1/2 of what I had, because it was the right thing to do. Been "single" for a year and two days now, divorced for about eight months. (My ex has done well with medication, and we've rebuilt our friendship, but we know it'd be healthier for us to stay just friends, rather than trying to redo a relationship) I took time to myself to accomplish what I'd set out to do in other aspects of my life. I bought a house (which was more painful financially after I gave her what amounted to more than the down-payment), adopted a dog. Got a promotion at work. I sort of lost one group of friends after shielding them from being stuck in the middle while she was having her psychotic episode (or they simply don't do anything any more, I'm not sure), but made a new group of friends. One of those new friends I basically turned into my best friend, but I won't date her (coworker, she's like a sister, and I know that I'm not right for her for several reasons). Now, I'm at a point where I'm alone, lonely, this weekend makes me rather depressed given what it's the anniversary of. I don't have any major life goals, as I had accomplished the ones I could do on my own, and need some new ones. The ones I had planned beyond the "buying a house, getting a dog" were related to starting a family, but since I'm starting over from square one in a relationship, that'll take some time. Of the girls I've thought about moving on with locally, I was either never really interested (especially to the level they were), or the ones I was interested in online fizzled out before they ever got started. It's probably just as well, as I'm not excited about another long distance, and I'm not interested in moving. Sadly, the ones that are actually INTERESTING to me seem to live some 60 miles away. I have no interest in hooking up, or moving fast. I had a great relationship, and I want to find that again. I'm not willing to rush it, and I've passed up a few meaningless "opportunities" to get laid. And, I'm not comfortable with bar scenes (although I'll go to hang out with friends), although in person has to be better than what little is available online at this point. And there's the "lazy and scared", which is very true. I'm not afraid to put myself out there and get rejected, I'm more just daunted by the work I know is ahead of me. I was happy and practically complacent with my love life with my ex for so long, that doing it all over again to get to a comparable point of comfort is rather disconcerting.
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B/c I am literally excrement shoved into a person suit. I have spent several years turning this into a person suit that has muscles and can play guitar in the hopes that it will result in gf. If it does, I will post trip report
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