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Finally able to get about 3/4 of my dick in my mouth, once I figure out how to lick my rear end in a top hat I'm set for life.
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# ? Nov 23, 2015 04:43 |
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# ? Apr 26, 2024 00:46 |
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Because I like peepees
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# ? Nov 23, 2015 04:48 |
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I do.
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# ? Nov 23, 2015 05:34 |
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Because I'm a goon who hates his existence duh.
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# ? Nov 23, 2015 06:58 |
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i've had one for a month now OP it's our one month anniversary tomorrow.
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# ? Nov 23, 2015 07:13 |
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im a sex haver
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# ? Nov 23, 2015 07:18 |
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i could only get with a disgusting/annoying lady atm, which i've tried and it wasnt worth it.gradually getting my poo poo together so that's no longer the case.
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# ? Nov 23, 2015 08:47 |
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Because 6's won't chill and 7's won't put out.
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# ? Nov 23, 2015 09:12 |
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I work nights. I sleep when people do stuff. No hobbies. And the only ones taking an interest in me are chubby single moms. Plus women that aren't single moms never seem to be NOT in a relationship.
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# ? Nov 23, 2015 09:37 |
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# ? Nov 24, 2015 19:10 |
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Wicker Man posted:I work nights. I sleep when people do stuff. No hobbies. And the only ones taking an interest in me are chubby single moms. what's wrong with chubby single moms, bro You're a goon, you can't aim much higher than that
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# ? Nov 24, 2015 19:22 |
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As a chubby single mom, He would still be dating up
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# ? Nov 24, 2015 19:37 |
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Have you seen Don Jon? Jerking it is clearly more bang for your buck
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# ? Nov 24, 2015 19:41 |
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timefly posted:If you profess to like dicks why not????? Idgi I would truly rather suck a cock than anything else I know it's a lie but I'm still hard.
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# ? Nov 24, 2015 19:44 |
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I have a wife. I wish I had a girlfriend.
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# ? Nov 24, 2015 20:10 |
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i actually might have one i'm not really sure. sort of in that murky initial dating phase where it's good but it may or may not evaporate next week
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# ? Nov 24, 2015 20:25 |
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im tha garirlfinded and ifa you think that LOL im FART caramel macchiato hahaha virgin goon cucklerd.s
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# ? Nov 24, 2015 20:32 |
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C.P.A.N. posted:Because 6's won't chill and 7's won't put out. That means ur aiming too high. Btw women are not numbers u misogynist poo poo bag. I hpe u get shot and killed asap
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# ? Nov 25, 2015 01:18 |
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NecessaryEvil posted:I'm 35, was happily married for 7.5 years. With her for 11. Then, she developed BPD, went off the deep end, spent three months in a mental institution convinced I was abusive and a bunch of other untrue stuff. She wanted a divorce, and had locked me out from being able to care for her, so I gave it to her in hopes that it'd help her get better. Gave her the car, and about 1/2 of what I had, because it was the right thing to do. I felt the same way when I was single and not ready for a relationship. The right one will come around when it's the right time, and won't seem like work. Keep trusting your instincts when it comes to passing on the women who want something different than you do. The loneliness sucks, but compare it to being lonely within a relationship that isn't right for you, and it makes it a bit easier. You sound level headed, and like you know what you want in the long run with another woman. Keep doing you, find some new goals that excite you, and you'll get the relationship you deserve when you need it.
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# ? Nov 25, 2015 02:11 |
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LadyAmbien posted:You sound level headed, no one that writes that many words itt is level headed lol
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# ? Nov 25, 2015 02:24 |
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I'm pretty sure that CuRvY G0oNeTTe is a man and and that his lascivious username is just a ploy. I, on the other hand, am a real female willing to give you free "lifehacks" about how to get a girlfriend. Post your picture, height and weight and a few words about your life*. I will provide with the best advice. * Those of you who are shy can PM the details but I need not to remind you that bravery is a desired trait in a man and so I encourge you to post here in this thread.
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# ? Nov 25, 2015 03:01 |
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lol i just got out of that poo poo being single rules
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# ? Nov 25, 2015 03:02 |
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I sucked some dicks. It was like stupid easy to hook up with dudes but women make no goddamn sense.
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# ? Nov 25, 2015 03:14 |
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i'm fat lol
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# ? Nov 25, 2015 03:17 |
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Dr. Carwash posted:no one that writes that many words itt is level headed lol I'm certainly not without my issues. I just HOPE that I've worked (most of) them out over the past months. I just overthink everything, so I've got a pretty good idea of just how hosed up I was/am, and how to "fix" a bit of that.
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# ? Nov 25, 2015 03:18 |
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Poverty. I'm a temporarily embarrassed ten-thousandaire.
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# ? Nov 25, 2015 03:35 |
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Aferisan posted:im tha garirlfinded and ifa you think that LOL im FART caramel macchiato falseflag harder you chucklefuck
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# ? Nov 25, 2015 03:40 |
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skander posted:Poverty. I'm a temporarily embarrassed ten-thousandaire. uh you rich fool that is 500 jon pop hooker girlfriends ChairmanMeow fucked around with this message at 04:03 on Nov 25, 2015 |
# ? Nov 25, 2015 03:58 |
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Changing my answer to; "haven't found a chick with tits big enough"
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# ? Nov 25, 2015 03:59 |
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VendaGoat posted:Changing my answer to; "haven't found a chick with tits big enough" that was already your answer VendaGoat posted:Can't find a woman with Comically Oversized, Circus Tits
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# ? Nov 25, 2015 04:02 |
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ChairmanMeow posted:that was already your answer I'm a simple man with a short attention span.
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# ? Nov 25, 2015 04:07 |
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I have one OP, but I'm convinced that the only reason I do is that she's never been to my house to see me in my natural, goonish, weed/bourbon/pizza/videogames lifestyle. As this is also my longest relationship, I recommend goons imitate me and date ph.d students with no car, it works.
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# ? Nov 25, 2015 04:52 |
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i just dumped my GF a few weeks ago so I'm on "The Hunt" for a goonette, but you have to have short dark hair preferably & be cute (maybe asian?) also live near me. PM me if u R serious.
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# ? Nov 25, 2015 05:56 |
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LadyAmbien posted:you'll get the relationship you deserve when you need it. This is problematic in today's world of nice guys who think they deserve pussy just for *random acts of theoretical kindness* "Welp, I was nice on this raid of life so I deserve pussy loot, lol, mind if I roll NEED?"
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# ? Nov 25, 2015 12:03 |
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CuRvY G0oNeTTe posted:That means ur aiming too high. Btw women are not numbers u misogynist poo poo bag. I hpe u get shot and killed asap i'm glad this number ranking thing is bullshit because it means i'm not actually a 4 like everyone tells me
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# ? Nov 25, 2015 12:22 |
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CuRvY G0oNeTTe posted:There are billions of women on earth. Many are single and in your neighborhood. There are lots of convenient-to-use dating apps. So why don't you have a girlfriend? Because it's too much effort
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# ? Nov 25, 2015 12:34 |
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stefania_r posted:I'm pretty sure that CuRvY G0oNeTTe is a man and and that his lascivious username is just a ploy. i like to describe myself as ferretlike, meaning im long and hairy and weigh 2 pounds and a dense swirlying mass of dead skin flakes is comstantly hovering over my head like an angry cartoon storm cloud. my hobbies include boardgames and baked beans
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# ? Nov 25, 2015 13:25 |
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It's because I have dedicated my life to video games instead.
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# ? Nov 25, 2015 13:49 |
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Forceholy posted:-I'm a 27 year old college student who's too lowly to date women my age and too intimidated to try my hand with undergrad girls (Plus, I can't stand their immaturity). *twirls cane and gives a liitle tip of the top hat son i have just the remedy for you! *reaches into magic, multi-colored bag and pulls out a piece of paper with "commit suicide" embossed on it in fancy gold script
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# ? Nov 25, 2015 14:03 |
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# ? Apr 26, 2024 00:46 |
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Combination of my standards being too high and being completely unable to read social cues.
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# ? Nov 26, 2015 01:34 |