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quote:The NapShell was developed to simplify the world of work and improve employee health. Dedicated to quality of life and careful handling of its own energy resources this is NapShell's answer to "creative burnout" due to ineffective work breaks in high-pressure environments. http://podstyle.com.au/napshell-space   well i could make a living wage, but our company executives all bought $27,000 space pods for their nappy times do you nap in a hyper sleep chamber? how do you sleep at work?
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i'm asleep at work right now actually
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Nov 21, 2015 18:13
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I feel like your company would set one up to appear trendy and make it seem like they care for their employees, but if anyone actually used it there would be consequences.
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Nov 21, 2015 18:22
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I don't bother with lunch and instead I take a nap in my car. Its really handy some days. I wouldn't sleep in a masturbation toy.
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Nov 21, 2015 18:22
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no walls or curtains. what's the point of a loving nap shell if you can't even jack off
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Nov 21, 2015 18:26
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Hector Beerlioz posted:I feel like your company would set one up to appear trendy and make it seem like they care for their employees, but if anyone actually used it there would be consequences. yeah did you catch that language about this replacing "ineffient" breaks? "look you dont need breaks you got the pods!" *frowns at you and makes throat clearing noises whole time you are in the pod*
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Nov 21, 2015 18:26
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A misanthrope posted:yeah did you catch that language about this replacing "ineffient" breaks? If you need breaks in the first place you're a lazy worker and might as well move to france
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Nov 21, 2015 18:29
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Hector Beerlioz posted:If you need breaks in the first place you're a lazy worker and might as well move to france yeah and dont expect no cushy retirement fund you communist!
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Nov 21, 2015 18:30
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A misanthrope posted:yeah and dont expect no cushy retirement fund you communist! Pinkos are stinkos
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Nov 21, 2015 18:33
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always vastly disappointed with my offices naptime situations actually, how the gently caress do you get a job with one of these things?? I'm tired of sleeping in my car like a mexican person
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Nov 21, 2015 18:34
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Looks like a cock and balls.
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Nov 21, 2015 18:34
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Only an rear end in a top hat would sleep in one of those things, where do I buy one?
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Nov 21, 2015 18:36
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I think the George Constanza style nap station would better suit my needs.
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Nov 21, 2015 18:56
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How am I supposed to nap after all these caramel macchiatos!!
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Nov 21, 2015 18:59
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there's an unused office in my newsroom a little bigger than a closet that has never been occupied in the 7 years ive been there. this is my work bedroom.
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Nov 21, 2015 19:00
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One step closer to getting plugged into the Matrix and enslaved forever imo.
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Nov 21, 2015 19:04
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Where I work we have a "wellness room" with a big rear end leather recliner in it. Ive taken advantage of it a time or two.
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Nov 21, 2015 19:07
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I never work so I never sleep.
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Nov 21, 2015 19:11
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sell sell sell dump stock gogogogo
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Nov 21, 2015 19:33
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JB50 posted:Where I work we have a "wellness room" with a big rear end leather recliner in it. we got one of these but it is the lactation room where new moms go to express they breast milk for some reason? HR yelled at me for chilling in there
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Nov 21, 2015 19:37
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*in cyberpunk voice* no don't! last time someone tried to take holiday, they put her in... the pod
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Nov 21, 2015 19:47
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We just have these amazing things in our office called couches, and people can chill on there or do work or take a nap if their eyes are burning from staring at a screen too long. It's really revolutionary.
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Nov 21, 2015 19:50
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A misanthrope posted:we got one of these but it is the lactation room where new moms go to express they breast milk for some reason? HR yelled at me for chilling in there Did you "lactate" on one of the moms op ?
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Nov 21, 2015 19:50
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i like how it curves so that the millennial is unable to properly fall asleep. well, maybe they would sleep better at night without their stupid apple devices??!!!!! #angry #funny #random!
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Nov 21, 2015 19:52
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i keep coming back to this thread. it really looks like i wanna nap in it
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Nov 21, 2015 19:54
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i am afraid this does not solve the "ineffective breaks" problem. maybe if it had doors so your supervisor cant see you
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Nov 21, 2015 19:55
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This reminds me of the break room at this electronics retailer I used to work for. When they hired you they'd show you this break room with TVs, consoles, air hockey and all this poo poo and they were like "yeah sales can be pretty high strung and draining so if you need a little break from the floor just come here and play a round of something with a friend." Then any time if you tried they'd stop you and make you get back to work.
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Nov 21, 2015 20:01
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My work bought a pool table and a Xbox One after a few particularly good months now anytime that someone uses either they get yelled at to go back to work
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Nov 21, 2015 20:05
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TeamIce posted:My work bought a pool table and a Xbox One after a few particularly good months That's basically every company that has a video game room
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Nov 21, 2015 20:08
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i don't like sleeping in public places b/c i'm always worried that i'll snore, or drool, or pop a boner.
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Nov 21, 2015 20:10
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unpacked robinhood posted:Did you "lactate" on one of the moms op ? no and i got mad they wouldnt give me any cream for my coffee
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Nov 21, 2015 20:22
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Well, that's just selfish of them
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Nov 21, 2015 20:23
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I would like to see these in offices but only if it dumps you out the window for being a lazy millennial piece of poo poo
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Nov 21, 2015 20:24
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Loving Africa Chaps posted:I would like to see these in offices but only if it dumps you out the window for being a lazy millennial piece of poo poo lol
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Nov 21, 2015 20:25
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Hector Beerlioz posted:Well, that's just selfish of them one of the many reasons i have decided to become a MRA. also i can pull my fedora down over my eyes and take a nap
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Nov 21, 2015 20:26
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Loving Africa Chaps posted:I would like to see these in offices but only if it dumps you out the window for being a lazy millennial piece of poo poo
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Nov 21, 2015 20:29
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the handicap stall in the restroom is apparently too good for these entitled fucks
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Nov 21, 2015 20:30
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easy solution; get an adequate amount of sleep at night you fuckin' bozos
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Nov 21, 2015 20:32
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symbolic posted:easy solution; get an adequate amount of sleep at night you fuckin' bozos nah man everyone's got three jobs in this wonderful economy. i sleep four hours a night and need a place to crash when the speed wears off.
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A misanthrope posted:nah man everyone's got three jobs in this wonderful economy. i sleep four hours a night and need a place to crash when the speed wears off.
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