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wikipedia posted:Yankee Doodle went to town None of this poo poo makes any sense at all and the words dont mean anything. Whoever wrote this song is a god drat idiot who just put random words together until they rhymed and he was probably having a good time at it too on account of being an actual retard. I bet the people that know the words to this song and sing it all the time are probably not too bright but through some miracle they are capable of wiping their own asses while whistling their favorite song "Yankee Doodle". I am afraid to look and see if there is a more retarded song than this in all of existence because I feel like I am losing brain cells every time I even remember that this song is a thing.
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# ? Nov 21, 2015 20:40 |
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If you really look at the chorus upside down, they clearly espouse communist propaganda.
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# ? Nov 21, 2015 20:42 |
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the song is about you, op
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# ? Nov 21, 2015 20:43 |
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apparently he wants to be "handy" with the "girls"
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# ? Nov 21, 2015 20:44 |
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wiffle ball bat posted:the song is about you, op I wouldnt be surprised because it seems like morons are always trying to tell some kind of poo poo about me
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# ? Nov 21, 2015 20:46 |
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They say 'deuce' like 5 times in this song and I have never heard any body under the age of 30 or something say that
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# ? Nov 21, 2015 20:50 |
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Yankee Doodle was written back when white people controlled the music industry, and hadn't heard a black person sing yet, therefore it's trash I think it's from like the 1950s or something
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# ? Nov 21, 2015 20:55 |
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People back in the days were all mildly retarded. These lovely lyrics make Pitbull look like Leonard Cohen. E: holy shitballs, ancient British hipsters explains some of the weird lyrics quote:Young men who had been to Italy on the Grand Tour had developed a taste for macaroni, a type of Italian food little known in England then, and so they were said to belong to the Macaroni Club.[5] They would refer to anything that was fashionable, or à la mode, as "very maccaroni". [6] lilljonas fucked around with this message at 20:59 on Nov 21, 2015 |
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a bay posted:They say 'deuce' like 5 times in this song and I have never heard any body under the age of 30 or something say that revved up like a deuce
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# ? Nov 21, 2015 20:59 |
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When I was little I had a Smurf album with all of this on it. I have a hard time imagining kids on either side of the pond enjoying listening to that.
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# ? Nov 21, 2015 21:00 |
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Its a song about how american colonists are backwards or something but its sung by british so inbred they couldnt get out of taking a mostly fatal boat trip to said backwater colony
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# ? Nov 21, 2015 21:34 |
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A Stupid Baby posted:Its a song about how american colonists are backwards or something but its sung by british so inbred they couldnt get out of taking a mostly fatal boat trip to said backwater colony during the war of 1812 both sides played the tune at each other without a hint of irony
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# ? Nov 21, 2015 21:43 |
I took a stroll down to the square While feeling rather randy I meant to give a buggering Unto a local dandy
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# ? Nov 21, 2015 21:58 |
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My balls are very macaroni op. Extreme macaroni.
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# ? Nov 21, 2015 22:02 |
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Fojar38 posted:during the war of 1812 both sides played the tune at each other without a hint of irony well our national anthem is literally a (quite good) poem set to an old british drinking song. my mom got mad at me when i pointed that out when she complained people messed with the tempo too much
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# ? Nov 21, 2015 22:12 |
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no it just needs an update https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LP864oBWxeM
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# ? Nov 21, 2015 22:14 |
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ShaqDiesel posted:I took a stroll down to the square
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# ? Nov 21, 2015 22:17 |
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State song of Connecticut, New England's worst state. iirc the State song of Massachusetts is Roadrunner, if not then it should be.
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# ? Nov 21, 2015 22:18 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGZ_DanugUE
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# ? Nov 21, 2015 22:21 |
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Phobic Nest posted:When I was little I had a Smurf album with all of this on it. I have a hard time imagining kids on either side of the pond enjoying listening to that. oh my god i am so sorry are you okay
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# ? Nov 21, 2015 22:25 |
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lilljonas posted:E: holy shitballs, ancient British hipsters explains some of the weird lyrics No loving way
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# ? Nov 21, 2015 22:27 |
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im the slapping stallion in mothers chamber
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# ? Nov 21, 2015 22:30 |
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I always liked the chorus when I heard it in old Looney Toons and I knew that it was a British song making fun of American Colonists/Revolutionaries, but jesus christ I never knew that the song itself was so unnecessarily long. eww
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# ? Nov 21, 2015 22:30 |
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I Said No posted:oh my god i am so sorry It worked out I guess. Taught me what a "loo" was.
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# ? Nov 21, 2015 22:33 |
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Harald posted:revved up like a deuce No, it's "Ripped up like a douche" A douche is a small, French towel.
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# ? Nov 21, 2015 23:07 |
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and whats up with that shakespeare dude am i right
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# ? Nov 21, 2015 23:47 |
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Now that you mention it the song where they compare a hat to pasta is a lot like Shakespeare
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# ? Nov 21, 2015 23:50 |
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olden days people cant spell or speak properly beucase they were all retards lmao
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# ? Nov 21, 2015 23:53 |
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Yeah that's why it kinda owns op
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# ? Nov 22, 2015 00:01 |
While I was sitting on the dock I spied a ship of whaling A sailor there whipped out his cock And pissed over the railing
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# ? Nov 22, 2015 00:12 |
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You log in to GBS And then you see these homies Who post this in every thread: "I lust for cartoon ponies"
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# ? Nov 22, 2015 00:17 |
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adolf hitler's face did frown when he spied all the jewry established concentration camps and then unleashed his fury
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# ? Nov 22, 2015 01:51 |
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i live like right down the street from yankee doodle road lmao
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# ? Nov 22, 2015 02:06 |
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Can't think of which is worse: Brits creating this dumb song to bash Americans or giving Indians scalping knives to mutilate wounded Americans.
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# ? Nov 22, 2015 02:21 |
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Megadyptes posted:adolf hitler's face did frown that's very macaroni
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# ? Nov 22, 2015 02:21 |
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https://youtu.be/LP864oBWxeM
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# ? Nov 22, 2015 02:32 |
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It's almost like pop music is just a bunch of gibberish, all across the ages
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# ? Nov 22, 2015 02:40 |
A local tribe of indians Came to the town for trading I bought from they a hollowed gourd 'Twas used for masturbating
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# ? Nov 22, 2015 02:42 |
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symbolic posted:apparently he wants to be "handy" with the "girls" yankee doodle tryin to get a hand beezy
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# ? Nov 22, 2015 03:23 |
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My dirty clothes were clean as new, And when asked how he did it, The laundry man smiled and said, "Ancient Chinese secret"
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