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Julie d'Aubigny (1673–1707), better known as Mademoiselle Maupin or La Maupin, was a 17th-century swordswoman and opera singer. Basically all the sexiest and most awesome things about all the Game of Thrones characters put together, but in a real live person   e: quote:Eventually, she grew bored of Sérannes and became involved with a young woman. When the girl's parents put her away in the Visitandines convent in Avignon, Maupin followed, entering the convent as a postulant. In order to run away with her new love, she stole the body of a dead nun, placed it in the bed of her lover, and set the room on fire to cover their escape.[3] Their affair lasted for three months before the young lady returned to her family. Maupin was charged in absentia—as a male—with kidnapping, body snatching, arson, and failing to appear before the tribunal. The sentence was death by fire. 
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lol every other person named in the thread is a guy, just lol
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Nov 23, 2015 00:36
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dad gay. so what posted:as far as i know there is only one person in history to come back from death, so im going with him. Tupac?
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Nov 23, 2015 00:36
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probably napoleon or alexander the great
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Nov 23, 2015 00:37
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Flesh Forge posted:lol every other person named in the thread is a guy, just lol
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Nov 23, 2015 00:38
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Flesh Forge posted:lol every other person named in the thread is a guy, just lol but if every other person is a guy that means the rest are women because thats how every other works
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Nov 23, 2015 00:39
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Hector Beerlioz posted:Curtis LeMay Good choice. Where do we rank Andrew Jackson and Sherman on this list. Also Alvin York. George Washington earned a place there too. You could make an argument about Ben Franklin I think.
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Nov 23, 2015 01:50
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Helical Nightmares posted:Good choice. good post. very on point.
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Nov 23, 2015 01:52
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huskarl_marx posted:this is true, Marcus Agrippa was in my opinion history's greatest man. not only was he savvy, powerful and merciless enough to best Julius Caesar's master of the horse Marc Antony, he was loyal enough to not once betray Octavian and add on top of that his architectural contributions he's basically history's Most Underrated Guy Exactly. Also, we're buds now!
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Nov 23, 2015 01:52
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Booblord Zagats posted:Agrippa has Augustus beat by a mile/ Especially considering it was his grandchildren, great grandchildren, etc that ran the empire for the longest stretch  In all History I think Genghis Khan does take the crown though. Also throwing in votes for Julius Caesar, Scipio Africanis and Hannibal.
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Nov 23, 2015 01:54
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Molentik posted:Adrian Carton de Wiart Good entries. Whenever I read about the Gurkhas I have to remind myself I'm not reading fiction.
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Nov 23, 2015 01:59
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this is a pretty nerdy thread, i get it, but you guys are like seriously just going to town on it . im "popcorning" i cannot wait to see what happens. love this poo poo. very serious.
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dad gay. so what posted:this is a pretty nerdy thread, i get it, but you guys are like seriously just going to town on it . im "popcorning" i cannot wait to see what happens. love this poo poo. very serious. It's you You are the greatest badass
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Based God
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Why do so many people pick generals or leaders. Pick the grunts on the front lines instead. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roy_Benavidez This guy rescued a 12-man patrol in Vietnam surrounded by a NVA battalion 1,000 men strong. Over a six hour firefight, he was wounded 37 times by bullets, bayonets, and shrapnel, but he kept going and survived. And he killed a bunch of people. His medal of honor citation reads like a video game. He runs around and gets shot and clubbed over and over and kills a bunch of enemies while securing classified documents and poo poo. Ivan Shitskin fucked around with this message at 09:03 on Nov 23, 2015 |
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Nov 23, 2015 08:56
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Genghis Khan didn't give a gently caress
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Nov 23, 2015 09:01
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The guy that invented the light bulb.
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Leonid Ivanovich Rogozov - removed his own appendix and survived.
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Nov 23, 2015 09:15
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lol all these are beta faggots compared to C. Dale Petersen who killed a grizzly bear by lodging his arm in its mouth and then biting off its jugular 
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Dave Concepcion posted:lol all these are beta faggots compared to C. Dale Petersen who killed a grizzly bear by lodging his arm in its mouth and then biting off its jugular  ok. The bar has been raised
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Nov 23, 2015 09:31
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Helical Nightmares posted:
I'd say that there bar been kilt.
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Nov 23, 2015 09:32
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Dave Concepcion posted:lol all these are beta faggots compared to C. Dale Petersen who killed a grizzly bear by lodging his arm in its mouth and then biting off its jugular now hypothetically, if that bear had been trained since birth specifically to fight people i think it could give pretty much any heavyweight boxer or mma fighter a run for their money
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Nov 23, 2015 09:36
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Lenin played a pretty funny prank on Russia that lasted the better part of a century
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Nov 23, 2015 10:11
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same buit with stalin and ukrane
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Nov 23, 2015 10:13
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Lenin was a oval office.
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Sherman.
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Nov 23, 2015 10:22
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old john dampcrack of west virginia
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Nov 23, 2015 10:31
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Who was the Allied dude in World War 2 that charged into battle with a bow and Claymore? That guy was pretty cool.
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Nov 23, 2015 10:37
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Reginald "The Crusher" Lisowski
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Mithridates VI of Pontus When the Roman republic was at the peak of its power, he was its greatest enemy for decades. But since that alone wasn't badass enough, he drank so much poison that he got immune to it. Now you might still find yourself saying:" All that is good and well, but because Putin invaded Ukraine, I still maintain that Putin is the greatest badass of all time." You will change your tune when I tell you that, yes, MIthridates totally did invade Ukraine as well! He's the ultimate poison-resistant, Rome-hating, incest-loving and civilian-slaughtering badass we would all secretely love to be ourselves.
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i also want to nominate that dude in my hometown whose wife has been clinically depressed since forever and just sits at home doing nothing, meaning he he took care of her while raising three kids more or less by himself while working his rear end off and never complaining he soldiers on, day after day, and that's more impressive in many ways than some act of adrenaline fueled wartime courage edit: he looks like a sad ghost of a man, naturally, but still Dave Concepcion fucked around with this message at 10:56 on Nov 23, 2015 |
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Nov 23, 2015 10:53
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Sheep-Goats posted:The Seabass guy from that Jim Carey movie where the other guy goes "Kick his rear end, Seabass!" Cam Neely isn't history's greatest badass, but he is a hall of famer hockey player, current president of the boston bruins, and had a finger cut off during a game, got 15 stitches to reattach it, and returned to the ice and got an assist.
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Kenzie posted:Why do so many people pick generals or leaders. Pick the grunts on the front lines instead. he might be a bad rear end, but not a historically significant bad rear end. otherwise i would have voted for hulk hogan
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John Brown was my great whatever grandfather it's pretty cool that he killed people with a sword
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Me, I brought down the Tsars.
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Nov 23, 2015 14:56
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Jack Churchill. Dude stormed Nazi beaches with a sword and longbow.
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jack churchill
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A CRUNK BIRD posted:John Brown OP Came here to post this. That or General Tecumseh Sherman
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Oh also a candidate is that Finnish sniper guy: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Simo_H%E4yh%E4
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Don Tacorleone posted:Getting a lot of pussy isn't badass How would you know lol
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