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The girlfriend and I had the awesome task of clearing out her mother's storage - and while it sadly did not contain any dildos, we came across a resume one of her mother's friend that she just had to save because her mom thought it was hilarious/idiotic. I present to you, goons, a small snipet:  It's beautiful.
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i don't know if it's intentionally bad or not
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Nov 22, 2015 05:20
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ALL PROGRAMS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Not as bad as the brony resume.
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Nov 22, 2015 05:20
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Unguided posted:ALL PROGRAMS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! whats that
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Nov 22, 2015 05:21
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the OUIJA BOARD and DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS operating systems never really took off did they
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Nov 22, 2015 05:22
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Packard Bell!
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Nov 22, 2015 05:22
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symbolic posted:i don't know if it's intentionally bad or not Supposedly not. From what I gathered, her friend sent her this resume to edit in early 2000 and she printed it out and kept a copy. She said he wasn't the brightest - which is vast understatement.
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Nov 22, 2015 05:23
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future operating systems
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Nov 22, 2015 05:32
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the girlfriend and i...
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Nov 22, 2015 05:36
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Unguided posted:ALL PROGRAMS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I thought someone said that the brony resume was extra depressing because the text of it was a very impressive resume but then 70% of the page was ponies
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Nov 22, 2015 05:38
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The brony resume is actually pretty impressive if you look past the pony poo poo. But lmao that should would get binned immediately.
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Nov 22, 2015 05:41
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ThePriceIsRight posted:future operating systems I was holding it together until the OJ Simpson portion. Lost my poo poo from there on out.
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Nov 22, 2015 05:42
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Mods, please change my name to LA YOUNG MAN
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Nov 22, 2015 05:44
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Moridin920 posted:The brony resume is actually pretty impressive if you look past the pony poo poo.  UR TOO SLOW
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Nov 22, 2015 05:46
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Cthulu Carl posted:Mods, please change my name to LA YOUNG MAN Guy was pro at craigslist personal topic names even before Craigslist was invented. That may have to do with his future programs knowledge.
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Nov 22, 2015 05:46
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If 25 exclamation points don't get you the job, I don't know what will.
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Nov 22, 2015 05:50
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don't be stingy post the whole thing
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Nov 22, 2015 05:59
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Wulfolme posted:
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Nov 22, 2015 06:03
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wow rude posted:don't be stingy post the whole thing I'll take more pics later and post. This was by far the funniest part and only took a single pic due to rushing.
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Nov 22, 2015 06:07
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Runefaust posted:The girlfriend and I had the awesome task of clearing out her mother's storage - and while it sadly did not contain any dildos Sadly? What the gently caress, OP?
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Nov 22, 2015 06:30
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Nefarious 2.0 posted:the girlfriend and i... My Goon Girlfreind...
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Nov 22, 2015 06:32
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I'd like to hear more about the Ouija board.
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Nov 22, 2015 06:34
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Actually I heard the brony resume guy landed a pretty decent software job, yes with that resume. Could just be folklore at this point though.
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Nov 22, 2015 06:36
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Runefaust posted:Supposedly not. From what I gathered, her friend sent her this resume to edit in early 2000 and she printed it out and kept a copy. She said he wasn't the brightest - which is vast understatement. 2000? I thought itd be like 8 years earlier.
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Nov 22, 2015 07:02
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A Strange Aeon posted:Sadly? What the gently caress, OP? Mama's Dildos, like Harry Chapin's Cat's Cradle but for a mother and her son.
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Nov 22, 2015 07:03
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could someone clarify: which programs does this guy do something with?
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Nov 22, 2015 07:07
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Isaac posted:2000? I thought itd be like 8 years earlier. I was going to guess 1970s to 1980s from Pascal and from appearing to be typewritten.
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Nov 22, 2015 07:40
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Cantorsdust posted:I was going to guess 1970s to 1980s from Pascal and from appearing to be typewritten. Oh yeah that to. I spose also around about when people talked about the OJ trial. How curious.
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Nov 22, 2015 07:44
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Im tentitavely rating this a 5
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Nov 22, 2015 07:45
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Nov 22, 2015 07:58
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Im a very well Liked individual who is as ambitious as any other walking through the door.
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Nov 22, 2015 07:59
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I'm as ambitious as ANYONE
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Nov 22, 2015 07:59
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There are weirder resumes' than that. 
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Nov 22, 2015 10:52
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"sir I think you will find my curriculum vitae overqualified" *hands you manilla folder with cell phone pictures of plaques: "Area sperm bank father of the year 2011 2012 2013 2014" *
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Nov 22, 2015 11:25
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I have been having a lot of trouble finding steady employment for the last month. Reviewing this makes me think I need to add a ton of exclamation points and capitalize some words at random. Gotta bring that pizzazz!
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Nov 22, 2015 11:34
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Alan Smithee posted:"Area sperm bank father of the year 2011 2012 2013 2014" * living the dream
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Nov 22, 2015 12:30
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ITS A MINERAL MURRAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Nov 22, 2015 15:12
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holy poo poo is it impossible for some people to keep their hobbies to themselves and not mention them in every social interaction?
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That Robot posted:holy poo poo is it impossible for some people to keep their hobbies to themselves and not mention them in every social interaction? That's a disease not a hobby
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