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Its a bunch of beer snobs pretending they taste all these distinct notes and flavors that couldnt possibly be in the beer. one bitch poste this : "12 oz. bottle poured into tulip (9/24/15 born-on date ... drank today 11/16/15) L: brilliantly clear amber-orange, so perfect it's hard to stop staring at; strong percolation into a full 1-inch head of white/off-white foam with classic Sierra Nevada sticking and lacing; keeps a soapy-foam collar with big bubbles, slight skin ... what a beer should look like (I did not pour in the final half ounce or so, keeping any sediment/bottle-conditioning paraphenlia out of the glass -- glad I did!) S: mango-caramel sweet; floral hops around the sweet, some pine, but it's hard to pull it out of all that sweet T: bitter hops up front, candied hops on finish ... still bitter but there's some major sweetening out; bread malt peeks in, and it's the real thing ... not a mix of hops and malt turned into the mango/caramel flavor but a distinct breadiness, pilsener-style bread malt; lots of pine in the bitter bite; cracker even on back end -- this malt is something else; grain F: light but decent carbonation O: the grainy/cracker malt backbone is fantastic ... almost two months old and the hops are having no trouble showing through in the flavor -- the bitter bite is nice, floral, slightly piney; the nose is standard-issue caramel/mango, way too sweet, possibly a victim of age, though the overall quality of this brew proves you don't have to be right out of the vat to be a good American IPA. this one definitely belongs in my hops rotation when I play "who's freshest" with the American pales/IPAs/DIPAs in the beer aisle. " what the gently caress oes that even mean its a go drat beer it tastes like beer not pine or mango caramel which isnt even an actual flavor if ytou combine mango an caramel i guarantee you it woul not taste goodd
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Go back to drinking your piss water bud light if you can't taste the subtle flavor variants in the good beers. gently caress you and your unimaginative taste buds.
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Nov 22, 2015 05:21
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i enjoy HAMM's for its refreshing taste
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Nov 22, 2015 05:25
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:Go back to drinking your piss water bud light if you can't taste the subtle flavor variants in the good beers. i prefer disgustingly strong an bitter ipas my man
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Nov 22, 2015 05:26
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german beer is hella good thats my take on beer for this evening
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Nov 22, 2015 05:27
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You can taste certain things if you've had a metric rear end gently caress ton of different types of beers, but never the stupid goddamn poo poo some people say. What the gently caress is a candied hop? I mean really, what the gently caress? Also, anyone who spends a paragraph describing appearance, the single easiest thing to get right in even the shittiest of beers, is a loving retard.
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Nov 22, 2015 05:28
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I think the whole 'notes' bullshit is a way of saying how the beer tastes by saying that it reminds them of how other things taste. We don't really have a lot of nuanced words to describe tastes and smells like we do for sounds or colors or textures. For example, try to describe the different ways a fart can smell without just saying that the fart smells like something else. For all of these beers and all of these farts, the only way to really get an impression across is to invoke previous tastes, smells, or farts that readers have experienced.
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Nov 22, 2015 05:28
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Close this thread, turn it into a "rate your piss and bowel movements like you're on beer advocate"
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Nov 22, 2015 05:29
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beers are for people who like to piss and talk abouit flavour and hopps (oral piss)
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Nov 22, 2015 05:29
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I don't drink beer for the flavor.
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Nov 22, 2015 05:29
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ChrisHansen posted:I don't drink beer for the flavor. then why are you drinking beer? Drink whiskey or bourbon.
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Nov 22, 2015 05:31
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The Taint Reaper posted:then why are you drinking beer? Drink whiskey or bourbon. drink rye
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Nov 22, 2015 05:31
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Wulfolme posted:I think the whole 'notes' bullshit is a way of saying how the beer tastes by saying that it reminds them of how other things taste. We don't really have a lot of nuanced words to describe tastes and smells like we do for sounds or colors or textures. For example, try to describe the different ways a fart can smell without just saying that the fart smells like something else. For all of these beers and all of these farts, the only way to really get an impression across is to invoke previous tastes, smells, or farts that readers have experienced. yea i get it but have you ever had a canddied hop? or maybe mango-caramel lolipop? perhaps tell me what he means by breadiness because it sure as poo poo doesnt have any taste of bread
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Nov 22, 2015 05:33
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ok i've gone back and read the rest of the post and i now would like to know who the gently caress is going to be familiar with the taste of pine you've either been eating pine needles or pine-sol and neither of those are for eating
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Nov 22, 2015 05:33
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is there a buttchugging advocate site?
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Nov 22, 2015 05:33
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I use beergraphs op
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Nov 22, 2015 05:35
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Nefarious 2.0 posted:is there a buttchugging advocate site? youre standin in it!
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Nov 22, 2015 05:36
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Nefarious 2.0 posted:is there a buttchugging advocate site? i hope so
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Nov 22, 2015 05:36
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Wulfolme posted:I think the whole 'notes' bullshit is a way of saying how the beer tastes by saying that it reminds them of how other things taste. We don't really have a lot of nuanced words to describe tastes and smells like we do for sounds or colors or textures. For example, try to describe the different ways a fart can smell without just saying that the fart smells like something else. For all of these beers and all of these farts, the only way to really get an impression across is to invoke previous tastes, smells, or farts that readers have experienced. its like with wine, but less of a price point barrier
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Nov 22, 2015 05:37
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I think beer advocate is racist. Tecate, Modelo Especial, and Sol have terrible ratings but Pabst Blue Ribbon is good? Site is probably run by white frat boys imo. They should all be mediocre.
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Nov 22, 2015 05:38
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Nefarious 2.0 posted:is there a buttchugging advocate site? TCC and bluelight
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Nov 22, 2015 05:38
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yeah hipsters are annoying, OP, I feel you
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Nov 22, 2015 05:38
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OMFG FURRY posted:its like with wine, but less of a price point barrier this is what i think of everytime i hear som dildo talk about wine flavors https://vimeo.com/125172965
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Nov 22, 2015 05:41
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down n out posted:I think beer advocate is racist. Tecate, Modelo Especial, and Sol have terrible ratings but Pabst Blue Ribbon is good? Site is probably run by white frat boys imo. They should all be mediocre. what how do they even justify this the entire point of drinking PBR was that it was done ironically this snake is loving eating itself and i dont understand anything anymore seriously how do they explain themselves when pressed on it all this poo poo is just in their heads gently caress
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Nov 22, 2015 05:41
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I can afford expensive beer but I choose to only drink Natty Ice tallboys. gently caress you
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Nov 22, 2015 05:44
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Beer advocate is poo poo. So are beer afficionados. They're the reason every brewery makes three different IPAs. The only reason to check beer online is for the ABV. Otherwise, use your judgement. You're a big boy now and you don't need websites telling you what kind of ale to wash the ground chuck out of your gullet with.
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Nov 22, 2015 05:51
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if you don't like yuengling you are a goddamn terrorist and sneed to be executed by a drone
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Nov 22, 2015 05:53
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Wulfolme posted:what yeah just ignore the hipsters because that's the road it leads down
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Nov 22, 2015 05:54
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gbs goon: I DON'T LIKE THING!  me: Congratulations. I'm drinking a local beer right now btw, that's how cool I am.
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Nov 22, 2015 05:58
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what if these reviews were actually about cum brilliantly white, so perfect it's hard to stop staring at; strong percolation into a full 1-inch head of white/off-white foam with classic semen sticking and lacing; keeps a soapy-foam collar with big bubbles
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Nov 22, 2015 05:58
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Lord Binky posted:I'm drinking a local beer right now btw, that's how cool I am. Old Milwaukee isn't made in Milwaukee.
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Nov 22, 2015 06:01
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http://www.beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/35/104/ OUTSTANDING and the guy talking about ABV is right, ignore every page except to check ABV
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Nov 22, 2015 06:04
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phasmid posted:Old Milwaukee isn't made in Milwaukee. 
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Nov 22, 2015 06:04
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i'd rather drink natty ice than sam adams
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Nov 22, 2015 06:05
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hey lets drink corn and piss sounds like a great idea to me!
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Nov 22, 2015 06:09
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Mr. Unlucky posted:hey lets drink corn and piss does it get me drunk because if so I'm in
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Nov 22, 2015 06:12
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Beer snobs are obnoxious https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JcRHUOTNobE
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Nov 22, 2015 06:13
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Goons should try brushing their mouth, their whole mouth, not just your teeth. It is amazing what things taste like when there isn't a semi-sentient half inch of decaying sludge coating every square nanometer of your mouth.
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Nov 22, 2015 06:13
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Berk Berkly posted:Goons should try brushing their mouth, their whole mouth, not just your teeth. how bout you brush your eyes with bleach so I don't have to see your posts
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Berk Berkly posted:Goons should try brushing their mouth, their whole mouth, not just your teeth. Mint? It's mint, isn't it?
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