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hello ladies and gents. welcome to the thread. i assume you have all heard of the famous "dealbreaker" discussed by Tiny Fey on her hit television program 30 Rock (from the sun lol). if not, let me inform you: a "dealbreaker" is something that makes a romantic relationship absolutely impossible! doesn't wx the hair on her upper lip? dealbreaker! murdered his mom when he was 14? dealbreaker! roots for the yankees? lmao i need not even say well, this thread AINT for those. this is for FRIENDSHIP dealbreakers. a little "intimate," as it were, but no less devastating perhaps! this is for stuff that just prevents you from being or remaining friends with a person, no matter how long the relationship has been going for, how perfect it seems... when this little bit of finromation finally comes out, or as you slowly realize it's a repeat pattern... it's time to SEVER. i'm talking stuff like "doesn't get nachos as a food" "prefers star wars/trek over star trek/wars" "doesn't think cheating is a big deal" "voted for a pink floyd song for best classic rock track on th erecent WXBI countdown weekend." here are a few for me: i used to know this guy tucker. TUCKER was the kind of man who would get unbelievably angry whenever someone dog eared the page of a book or made a crease in the binding. we used to talk about books and as a book fan and esp a sci fi fan it's great to have someone to talk to about this kinda stuff, but i borrowed a book from this guy ONE TIME, and that was it. i guess actually the "dealbreaker" was on his end (bc i accietally creased the spine) but man let me say it was MUTUAL! another guyu chris. really good guy went to school with him, smart dude, fun to hang out with, makes a banging G&T. anyways. what's the catch? there's gotta be a catch. you're ddarn right. chris had this terrible habit, that whenever st. pattie's day came up, even the littlest bit, he would AWLAYS ALWAYS bring up how there isn't just green in the irish flag! there's orange too!!! how one is for the catholis and the other is for the protestants! but it just annoys him sooooo much that nobody in america ever knows about the orange irish! and he would wear orange every st. patrick's day and then get into arguments with whoever tried to challenge him for not wearing green. i kid you not. lemme tell you, chris, what is annoying... honeslty dude, nobody cares about this but you, and i assume several grieving families. anyways, i just got tired of it and stopped hanging otu with him. what are you some for you? let's dish.
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using the phrase "let's dish"
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Nov 22, 2015 21:22
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still name the Beatles as "the greatest or most significant or most influential" rock band ever
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Nov 22, 2015 21:39
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Association with people with last names for first names. Tucker is an abomination before the Lord, and should be smote forthwith
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Nov 22, 2015 21:52
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nomadologique posted:makes a banging G&T. Quick question, how do you make a bad gin and tonic? I had a friend growing up who really liked sports. As we got older the only think he ever talked about was sports. I don't really care for them, and he couldn't hold up a conversation about anything else, so we drifted apart. My other friend is a picky eater, but in a way where he will only eat the really expensive brands. I offered him a cup of coffee once, which he accepted until he saw that it was Folgers. He grimaced and walked down to the coffeeshop by himself to get "quality" coffee. I like the guy, but come on dude!
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Nov 22, 2015 21:54
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Basically if you share anything on facebook that is racist/sexist/homophobic, etc. I know that we won't actually be friends. I will usually pretend to be friends with these people if they aren't too over the top and I feel I can benefit from our "friendship" in some way, but that's it.
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gay contrarian hatred of the beatles
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Nov 22, 2015 21:56
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conicidentally it's a dealbreaker for me when someone pretends to be friends with racists!
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Nov 22, 2015 21:56
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You make a bad gin and tonic by using grocery store brand gin, diet tonic water and no limes or lime juice and serving it in a plastic tumbler Friendship dealbreaker: either not gay at all or too gay
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Nov 22, 2015 21:57
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I just can't be friends with people who cut people out of their lives for banal and stupid reasons that any normal person would just ignore so they could enjoy a good healthy friendship. Especially if the "problem" they have with the person literally only comes up once per year. So.......goony nerds. Yeah, I can't be friends with goony nerds, they really annoy me.
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Nov 22, 2015 21:59
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Thinking the movie Dumb and Dumber is not funny and really stupid.
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Nov 22, 2015 21:59
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Hector Beerlioz posted:Quick question, how do you make a bad gin and tonic? Use more tonic than gin
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Nov 22, 2015 22:04
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If I find out someone I've been hanging out with isn't a REAL 90s kid I just sever immediately.
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Nov 22, 2015 22:04
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I cant be friends with anyone who doesn't use a NES controller as a belt buckle
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Nov 22, 2015 22:06
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Nov 22, 2015 22:08
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If they don't read Homestuck and watch Dr. Who
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Nov 22, 2015 22:08
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Is willing to be friends with me.
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Nov 22, 2015 22:10
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Nov 22, 2015 22:10
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Heroin.
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Nov 22, 2015 22:11
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Kumo posted:Heroin. Look at this party pooper
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If they have a higher power level than me
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Using the phrase "butt-hurt" in real life....or in any context really
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higher charisma score
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Passing gas loudly and proudly. Only I am allowed to do that.
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Kumo posted:Heroin. you never know a folk with heroin does? it's not exactly fun to hang outwith them while they're hosed up but if they're nottotal junkies you can just hang out with them when they're not hosed up.
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Cool NIN Shirt posted:Using the phrase "butt-hurt" in real life....or in any context really
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Nov 22, 2015 22:16
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Bascially, if you don't attempt to conceal the fact that you read internet forums you're not someone I wanna associate with
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what happens in gbs stays in gbs boiz
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MrWillsauce posted:Dude now you can't be friends with yourself gently caress E: also yellow teeth. Im not saying they gotta be perfect but if they're really yellow it grosses me out when you smile. Whitestrips are like $20, get on that poo poo
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lol you are mad at ppl who don't whiten ytheir teeth while i don't agree with you i like the cut of your jib bud
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that's the kind of incredibly arbitrary and idiosyncratic poo poo this thread is about!
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Nov 22, 2015 22:18
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Also people who don't bleach their asses. That stuff is like five bucks a gallon, dude.
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Being a wizard.
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can i use detergent with bleach for that or do i need a spsecialty solution? does cvs carry it?
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Cool NIN Shirt posted:gently caress I dye my teeth black so I can be beautiful like geisha
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nomadologique posted:can i use detergent with bleach for that or do i need a spsecialty solution? does cvs carry it?
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nomadologique posted:can i use detergent with bleach for that or do i need a spsecialty solution? does cvs carry it? Anything with bleach works, just get a turkey baster and squirt it back there buddy.
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Nov 22, 2015 22:23
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i can't really afford to be picky
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or more easily, just chug a bunch and it'll do its thing on the way out
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