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ScrotoTurboSperg posted:millenial spotted I don't live in America.
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Nov 23, 2015 14:55
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so anywhos the pun was "i dont really like puns, but omelette it go this time" except it came out like "i said no puns, but om-om-omlett it goo" and then i tried to repeat it but by that time everyone thought i was having a micro-stroke and i shuffled away cursing. i will literally never have an opportunity like that again. 
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Nov 23, 2015 17:20
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dad gay. so what posted:so anywhos the pun was "i dont really like puns, but omelette it go this time" except it came out like "i said no puns, but om-om-omlett it goo" and then i tried to repeat it but by that time everyone thought i was having a micro-stroke and i shuffled away cursing. i will literally never have an opportunity like that again. That's a great joke, srry 2 hear it bombed.
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Nov 23, 2015 17:24
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dad gay. so what posted:so anywhos the pun was "i dont really like puns, but omelette it go this time" except it came out like "i said no puns, but om-om-omlett it goo" and then i tried to repeat it but by that time everyone thought i was having a micro-stroke and i shuffled away cursing. i will literally never have an opportunity like that again. Yo gently caress those people dawg
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Nov 23, 2015 17:26
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it came out more like i was threatening everyone.
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Nov 23, 2015 17:27
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You should have said "What did the big egg say to the little egg? catchup!" it would have slayed.
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Nov 23, 2015 17:31
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one time i was at a gas station and someone was trying to buy eggs but all of the cartons ( like 4 ) had atleast one broken egg. The cashier and the customer looked through them all and was like "Dang sorry maybe there are some more in the back. " I was all like " Uh why dont you just take a non broken egg from one of the other cartons and replace it? "  saved the fuckin day well thats my story i love you guys
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Nov 23, 2015 18:12
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that was a beautiful poem, op. loved the avant-garde structure and unflinching look at modern humanity
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Nov 23, 2015 18:13
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Mozi posted:that was a beautiful poem, op. loved the avant-garde structure and unflinching look at modern humanity i split it up after someone told me it was a wall of text
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Nov 23, 2015 18:33
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that doesn't mean it's not a masterwork. even shakespeare got editing advice from old mr. bacon
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Nov 23, 2015 18:37
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well OP looks like you'll never be the head of a major corporation
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Nov 23, 2015 18:55
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put some antifreeze in your coffee and watch your organs fail one by one
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Nov 23, 2015 19:38
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Jukeboxblues posted:I don't live in America. do they have google in the shithole you live in
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Nov 23, 2015 20:52
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Smash it Smash hit posted:one time i was at a gas station and someone was trying to buy eggs but all of the cartons ( like 4 ) had atleast one broken egg. The cashier and the customer looked through them all and was like "Dang sorry maybe there are some more in the back. " Ur smarter than a gas station attendant. Barely. bc you posted this story.
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Nov 23, 2015 23:35
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Darth123123 posted:Ur smarter than a gas station attendant. Barely. bc you posted this story. Those people will just sit there and eat whole raw eggs out of the carton, shell and all, crunching, crunching, staring at you like nothing is weird. Go through a whole dozen then they'll start eating frozen hashbrowns right in front of you like it's nothin.
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Nov 24, 2015 00:17
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you shouldn't egg them on, they'll eggagerate their behavior and soon their eggscretions will be eggstronomical
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Nov 24, 2015 00:20
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ScrotoTurboSperg posted:do they have google in the shithole you live in nope.
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