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So I'm at the grocery store in line to check out at 6:00pm on a Sunday. All of the sudden!  "Get a load of THIS guy." Ahead of me is this 5'4" 230 lb guy. Glasses. Star Wars (original) T-shirt. Mid-30's. That hair color that's between brown and red. Like a week's worth of stubble (dangerously close to neckbeardy). I look at his groceries. Get this: -3 potatoes -4 apples -grapes -frozen green beans -2 bottles of wine (red, white) What is this guy doing? Like...ditch the grapes and beans and this looks like the kind of poo poo you'd find if you poke around a barrel in Skyrim. I concluded that he was either about to start a pseudo-Steve Jobs crash diet (I mean he was quite fat) that allows alcohol, or that he somehow supplements this bizarre assortment of foods with one of those clear plastic barrels filled with combos or something.
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Nov 23, 2015 02:16
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He has a hot date. Life is cruel.
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Nov 23, 2015 02:21
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I've had meals that consisted of a potato and wine. P good.
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Nov 23, 2015 02:23
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they were out of hot pockets thats how you make more
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Nov 23, 2015 02:28
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FaradayCage posted:So I'm at the grocery store in line to check out at 6:00pm on a Sunday. sometimes you run out of one kind of grocery but you still have other groceries in your house that may become a meal if only they were supplemented by some random items from the grocery store.
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Nov 23, 2015 02:28
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quote:Ahead of me is this 5'4" 230 lb guy. Glasses. Star Wars (original) T-shirt. Mid-30's. That hair color that's between brown and red. Like a week's worth of stubble (dangerously close to neckbeardy). i was actually pretty weirded out that you were staring at me anyway i eat that poo poo i bought raw dude
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Nov 23, 2015 02:29
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op's cart was stacked high with hungry man frozen dinners and lunchable snack packs and boxes of capri sun
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Nov 23, 2015 02:31
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That dude is probably enjoying his evening and you're making weird posts about other people at grocery stores.
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Nov 23, 2015 02:33
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op was the small baby in the cart that his mother was pushing, his tiny baby sausage legs kicking in distress at the sight of a man with a well stocked fridge who just needs to pick up a few things at the store
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Nov 23, 2015 02:33
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haha im owning the hell out of op. where u at op
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Nov 23, 2015 02:35
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Did he try to tell an Egg joke and fail miserably?
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Nov 23, 2015 02:36
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Fojar38 posted:i was actually pretty weirded out that you were staring at me B.S. I was being inconspicuous. (Wait...are you him?....what shirt was I wearing? Trust me: HE'D remember it.)
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Nov 23, 2015 02:46
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op was wearing that graphic tee that says you laugh at me bc im different i laugh at you bc your all the same
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Nov 23, 2015 02:48
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Stop stalking men at the grocery, op.
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Nov 23, 2015 02:51
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wiffle ball bat posted:op's cart was stacked high with hungry man frozen dinners and lunchable snack packs and boxes of capri sun Slow down you slingin 'n zingin' before I even be bringin'. I had 12 eggs, 1 Powerade Zero, 1 self-service roll, 1 melk, 1 sparkling ice.
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Nov 23, 2015 02:53
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http://freephilspectornow.com/FREE_PHIL_SPECTOR.html
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Nov 23, 2015 02:53
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FaradayCage posted:Slow down you slingin 'n zingin' before I even be bringin'. you had better be a middle aged white woman
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Nov 23, 2015 02:58
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FaradayCage posted:B.S. I was being inconspicuous. you were wearing a my little pony shirt
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Nov 23, 2015 03:00
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no pics voted 1 if you want to be three olives you need to try harder OP
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Nov 23, 2015 03:05
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Fojar38 posted:you were wearing a my little pony shirt No. It was a TTRPG-related shirt. You LOSE! Good DAY sir! (Sometimes I think I am Mr. Wonka. Lots of power, wit, and sarcasm. Basically me to a T.)
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Nov 23, 2015 03:06
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I've spent my whole life pronouncing cuneiform "kyu-nay-if-form". How bout you?
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Nov 23, 2015 03:07
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brony tryin to throw the thread off the scent
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Nov 23, 2015 03:07
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FaradayCage posted:So I'm at the grocery store in line to check out at 6:00pm on a Sunday. Sounds like he was just buying produce because he already has all the perishable foods he needs at home. Also, he's an alcoholic.
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Nov 23, 2015 03:15
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Hector Beerlioz posted:I've had meals that consisted of a potato and wine. P good. same but without the potato
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Nov 23, 2015 03:23
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Actually he was getting his hot girlfriend tampons but he needed to buy other food items to cover it up because of nosy idiots like you op
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Nov 23, 2015 03:25
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Moola posted:same but without the potato Same. I guess technically with grapes too.
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Nov 23, 2015 03:27
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Moola posted:same but without the potato russian spotted
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Nov 23, 2015 03:31
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wtf is a self service roll
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Nov 23, 2015 03:33
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5'4 230lbs dude must be jacked as gently caress
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Nov 23, 2015 03:35
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What the hell is a melk?
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Nov 23, 2015 03:41
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Dude loving wore glasses!
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Nov 23, 2015 03:44
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I live off of fast food, microwave vegetables, and things like almonds and diet soda that don't go bad in my car. Now that its winter I need to start bringing powerades instead of soda because it'll explode in the freezing nights.
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Nov 23, 2015 03:45
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FaradayCage posted:So I'm at the grocery store in line to check out at 6:00pm on a Sunday. he was a movie star?
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