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i was watching a muppet christmas carol and i was reminded of that classic dickens line when jacob marley shows up and scrooge owns the poo poo out of him by saying "there's more of gravy about you than the grave." and it got me thinking, what are some other good burns for when a ghost shows up? i've come up with a few: you don't look spooky, you look like dooky hey apparition, kiss my ASSarition specter? i barely knew her! you sure did rape a lot of women (this one is for ghost dad) you're a dang ectoSPAZm suck my dick, you dumb ghost
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you can't own a ghost, man
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Nov 23, 2015 02:23
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i took a spooky dump in your driveway i booacked over your dog with my truck
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Nov 23, 2015 02:26
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Nice pants.... NOT.
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Nov 23, 2015 02:27
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you turn out the lights in the bathroom and say "bloody mary" three times and when she apearr in the mirror you're pants are down and you're mooning her lol
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Nov 23, 2015 02:27
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"Whoa ho ho, a ghost with a boast!" After a ghost tries to talk big.
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Nov 23, 2015 02:28
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Pulp Can Move posted:you turn out the lights in the bathroom and say "bloody mary" three times and when she apearr in the mirror you're pants are down and you're mooning her lol this is good poo poo but i am not sure bloody is mary is technically a ghost????
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Nov 23, 2015 02:29
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Nefarious 2.0 posted:this is good poo poo but i am not sure bloody is mary is technically a ghost???? what? this is news to me. the bitch lives in a mirror for chrissakes, if she ain't a ghost what is she?
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Nov 23, 2015 02:30
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if its incorporeal you can just keep sticking your dick in it until it gets fed up and flies away
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Nov 23, 2015 02:30
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piece of sheet
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Nov 23, 2015 02:31
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Pulp Can Move posted:what? this is news to me. the bitch lives in a mirror for chrissakes, if she ain't a ghost what is she? false alarm wikipedia says she is a ghost so that's good enough for me. i thought maybe she fell under the purview of 'urban legend' like the jersey devil or paul blart
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Nov 23, 2015 02:32
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Ghost Orbs, I got some orbs right here! *grabs balls and shakes them*
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Nov 23, 2015 02:32
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*sets up ultraviolet camera in basement and peers through it for hours until a purple blob appears on the sofa* "wow, i didn't know any faggots had died down here!!"
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Nov 23, 2015 02:33
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My balls float better than you.
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Nov 23, 2015 02:33
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Ooooh, look at that! My hand's in your head! My hand's in your head! Whatcha gonna doooooo about it, ghostie?
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Nov 23, 2015 02:33
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have the ghost's favorite alcohol of choice sitting out, say "care for a glass?" then when they just glare at you pour one anyway then go "more for me then!" and drink it in front of them
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Nov 23, 2015 02:34
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Oh for geist sakes!
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Nov 23, 2015 02:34
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Ignatius M. Meen posted:have the ghost's favorite alcohol of choice sitting out, say "care for a glass?" then when they just glare at you pour one anyway then go "more for me then!" and drink it in front of them "These spirits are stronger than you!"
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Nov 23, 2015 02:35
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I'm not a human being like Hamlet, so you must just be a byproduct of these mushrooms. Prepare to exist even less!
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Nov 23, 2015 02:35
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ectoplasm makes good lube so shove the ghost up your boyfriend's rear end and go to town on him
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Nov 23, 2015 02:36
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way to die like a loving bitch idiot 
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Nov 23, 2015 02:37
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Hey, let's go walk near your grave and smell the air. Ahhh. Think I'll fix me a sandwich. What's that? A taco cart? Well, why not?
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Nov 23, 2015 02:37
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2 spooky? lol, no. too poopy 
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Nov 23, 2015 02:38
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Feranon posted:way to die like a loving bitch idiot phasmid posted:Hey, let's go walk near your grave and smell the air. Ahhh. Think I'll fix me a sandwich. What's that? A taco cart? Well, why not?
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Nov 23, 2015 02:40
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Nefarious 2.0 posted:i'm not sure i get this one??? Tell it to a ghost and have the ghost explain it to you before he haunts your nights forever.
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Nov 23, 2015 02:41
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ectoplasm? more like rektoplasm! Say after someone lays a sick wicked burn on a ghost.
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Nov 23, 2015 02:43
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Nov 23, 2015 02:48
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According to some folk lore you have to insult ghosts if they speak to you or you will go insane.
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Nov 23, 2015 02:51
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FreudianSlippers posted:According to some folk lore you have to insult ghosts if they speak to you or you will go insane. good thing i made this thread!
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Nov 23, 2015 02:52
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Ghosts are just super emo dorks that don't know how to let poo poo go. Riffing on them should be a piece of cake.
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Nov 23, 2015 02:55
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please stop, i am a ghost and i'm feeling hurt 
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Nov 23, 2015 02:57
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symbolic posted:please stop, i am a ghost and i'm feeling hurt haha you're such a nerd heaven AND hell wouldn't let you in
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Nov 23, 2015 02:58
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gently caress you ghost
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Nov 23, 2015 02:59
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Oh you got some unfinished business? Me too, I only hosed your dad once.
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Nov 23, 2015 03:02
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PMigXnXMhQ4
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Nov 23, 2015 03:06
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"what, you're stuck here because you never told your wife you loved her? hah, that's great. i never told her i loved her either"
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Nov 23, 2015 03:07
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Spectre?!? drat near killed her!!
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Nov 23, 2015 03:07
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Fart loudly and proudly. Ghosts can't fart lol loving owned.
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Nov 23, 2015 03:12
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hey! hey, ghost! go gently caress yourself!
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Nov 23, 2015 03:13
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Pff... Ghost: "OoOOooo, I'm scary!" Me: "AAAAOOOOGHGGGHHHH!!!!" * takes out knife and starts stabbing self in an attempt to turn into a ghost and fight the ghost * Ghost: "Oh poo poo! This fuckers crazy!" Me: "AAOOOGGGHH!!!" * cuts own head off, dies * Ghost: "Woah gently caress!" Ghost Me: "AOOOOOUUUUUUUGGGHHH!!!!" Ghost: "SORRY! NO STOP, AAAHHH!!!!"
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