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Exorcise this ghost? But father... He can't even lift! 
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you couldn't scare a fly off a jelly donut! you couldn't scare a puzzle to pieces! you couldn't scare me because i am suicidal and welcome death
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Nov 23, 2015 03:25
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hey ghost, get a life 
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Nov 23, 2015 03:27
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Lol
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Nov 23, 2015 03:30
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did it just get real stupid in here or did the dumbest ghost alive just float in just as i thought, it was a ghost *look at ghost* 
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Nov 23, 2015 03:30
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Look at this basement dwelling ghoun... When's the last time you left the house?
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Nov 23, 2015 03:38
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this is me right now
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Nov 23, 2015 03:42
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Protoplasm? more like Homoplasm! you can follow this with Ectoplasm? more like rektoplasm!
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Nov 23, 2015 03:42
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the KKK denied your application -- they said your white sheet looks great but you don't meet the IQ requirements
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Nov 23, 2015 03:50
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yo sheet look like a dishrag nigga!!
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Nov 23, 2015 03:58
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hey which retarded person died
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Nov 23, 2015 04:13
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Stupid says boo Aha you loving idiot.
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Nov 23, 2015 04:20
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just spray the ghost with a bunch of fabreeze and be like "OH poo poo WHO FARTED SO BAD HERE IT'S TERRIBLE UHHHHH"
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Nov 23, 2015 04:38
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don't stay safe idiot ghost
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Nov 23, 2015 04:40
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lol you're a ghost and all you can do with your day is prove to be a minor inconvenience for up to one family hahaha what a loving loser. go to the moon or some poo poo hahahaha
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Nov 23, 2015 04:48
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:Waves dick at ghost:
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Nov 23, 2015 04:50
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Jukeboxblues posted:lol you're a ghost and all you can do with your day is prove to be a minor inconvenience for up to one family hahaha what a loving loser. go to the moon or some poo poo hahahaha
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Nov 23, 2015 04:57
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Any time I encounter a ghost that's bothering me, I simply ask them to prove they are ghosts by flying through a colander. Joke's on them, because they inevitably end up straining themselves when they do it.
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Nov 23, 2015 04:59
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why would i want to own ghosts, maybe they're nice??
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Nov 23, 2015 05:01
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Other Barry posted:why would i want to own ghosts, maybe they're nice?? Ghosts have oppressed us for thousands of years. Reprisal is natural and deserved. Lash them with whips. Yoke their frozen necks together. Yaw! Yaw, ghoul, yaw!
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Nov 23, 2015 05:11
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The only good ghost is a Space Ghost cause he's the ghost with the most. Sorry spectre, but your rear end is toast.
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Nov 23, 2015 05:27
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i would show him a newspaper from after the day he died with no obituary. then i would lead him to his apartment. he would hesistate at the door and i would simply gesture with my eyes for him to go inside. he would enter the back room and find his body still sitting at his desk, mummified with time, and filed with rats
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Nov 23, 2015 05:31
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Wait for a ghost to show up trying to scare you and then just as they go to yell boo start cranking it like you're trying to start a rusty lawnmower. They are compelled by the ghost code to stay until you are scared instead they have to sit there and watch you spank it.
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Nov 23, 2015 05:34
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amityville anus posted:you can't own a ghost, man Yeah op in tyol 2015 I thought we were past trying to own spooks.
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Nov 23, 2015 05:36
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if he was a black ghost id call him a spook
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Nov 23, 2015 05:37
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is this a beatles cover cause i am looking through you
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Nov 23, 2015 05:42
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Orkin Mang posted:if he was a black ghost id call him a spook Naw call 'em Blinky, they hate that. Hey goblin, I got some tasty nuggets for ya right here 
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Nov 23, 2015 05:52
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You sucked in What Dreams May Come.
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Nov 23, 2015 06:00
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Rolo posted:You sucked in What Dreams May Come. Footloose too.
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Nov 23, 2015 06:03
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i'd sing that righteous brothers song from the swayze movie i bet they get that poo poo all the time and are so sick of it
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Nov 23, 2015 06:20
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Hector Beerlioz posted:Oh for geist sakes!
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Nov 23, 2015 06:28
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*stops for phantom hitchhiker, guns it when they reach for the door*
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Nov 23, 2015 06:31
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looks like you're the ghost with the... LEAST!
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Nov 23, 2015 06:47
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*gets handed the tape from the ring* Ahahaha VHS? What a oval office. *throws in the trash*
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Nov 23, 2015 06:50
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symbolic posted:swear to god troll-rear end, you've been asking for a beatdown I've been asking but I know you can't deliver. You can't even beat your own dick how the gently caress you gunna beat me hahahaha dumb ghost.
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Nov 23, 2015 06:50
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Moatillata posted:*gets handed the tape from the ring* LASERDISC, POLTERSCHEIßE
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Nov 23, 2015 06:58
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Not to BOAST but you are one lovely dumfuck!
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Nov 23, 2015 07:15
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"Oh man! something sure smells like BOOkakke!"
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Nov 23, 2015 07:15
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don't worry gentle spirit i will relay your last wishes to your wife *fucks the poo poo out of dude's widow*
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This thread is offensive as gently caress.
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