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What kind of job can a person who wants to be constantly drunk get?
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Nov 23, 2015 04:48
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Nighttime security guard would probably be my first choice
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Nov 23, 2015 04:52
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Cop
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Nov 23, 2015 04:53
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rockstar and/or philosopher
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Nov 23, 2015 04:54
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taxi driver
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Nov 23, 2015 04:54
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This isn't what you should base your priorities on
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Nov 23, 2015 04:54
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IT. And if you're not getting drunk constantly, working in IT will fix that real quick.
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Nov 23, 2015 04:54
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corpse
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Nov 23, 2015 04:55
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elementary school teacher , closest you'll get to being discovered is "you smell like my uncle"
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Nov 23, 2015 04:56
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TSA
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Nov 23, 2015 04:56
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snitch
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Nov 23, 2015 04:58
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Fozzy The Bear posted:taxi driver
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Nov 23, 2015 04:59
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CEO
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Nov 23, 2015 04:59
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The most brutal alcoholic I have ever known holds down a job programming and monitoring traffic lights so perhaps that's the best one
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Nov 23, 2015 04:59
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planning's a good racket. my predecessor in my job went to jail annually and was a raging alcoholic, the top bosses finally got tired of him though and told him to take a hike. i told them i'm a high functioning alcoholic so won't be the headache he was.
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Nov 23, 2015 04:59
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comedy website webmaster
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Nov 23, 2015 05:00
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taste tester at the beer factory
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Nov 23, 2015 05:01
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Security Guard because you do the two things that alcoholics get away with 1) Being Drunk/Hungover and 2) Watching Netflix instead of working As long as no one breaks in and the place doesn't burn down (when the gently caress does that happen?) job completed.
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Nov 23, 2015 05:02
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Priest
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Nov 23, 2015 05:02
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Arian_Samurai posted:Priest Yeah. People would.never question it because they already accept that you're some weird idiot
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Nov 23, 2015 05:03
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*pours a sip of communion wine on the ground* This ones for my disciples.
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Nov 23, 2015 05:05
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become a tandem master for skydiving. skydivers drink more than any other group of people i've ever met. they're pretty cool. we actually had one person go into rehab a bunch of times for alcoholism. also you make 80k a year and if you're at a shady dropzone (or you're from the 80's or something) you can bang loads of dumb broads.
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Nov 23, 2015 05:08
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moose face posted:The most brutal alcoholic I have ever known holds down a job programming and monitoring traffic lights so perhaps that's the best one haha the light is green! wait now its red. green again. good job for a drunk
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Nov 23, 2015 05:09
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Politician.
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Nov 23, 2015 05:20
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Killed a Girl in 96 posted:become a tandem master for skydiving. skydivers drink more than any other group of people i've ever met. they're pretty cool. banged your mom in her shady dropzone ----------------
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Nov 23, 2015 05:22
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Bartender and Tattoo artist. Live it up. That was a hazy decade.
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Nov 23, 2015 05:28
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conceptual artist
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Nov 23, 2015 05:33
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Tom Sizemore
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Nov 23, 2015 05:35
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english teacher
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Nov 23, 2015 05:45
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basically any kind of retail job requires this
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Nov 23, 2015 05:48
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^wisdom Wouldn't call it a good job but any retail gig can be done while completely loaded on cheap bourbon (or weed) Kinda necessary to make that poo poo bearable so...
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Nov 23, 2015 05:49
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We're all drunk, bitch. Stop talking about it.
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Nov 23, 2015 05:50
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CEO of a major investing firm
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Nov 23, 2015 05:51
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as a pro nascar driver i can tell you that i am drunk 24/7/364
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Nov 23, 2015 05:52
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you need to m9ove from job to job or understan that poverty is desirable e: i am a functional alcholic Vulture fucked around with this message at 05:55 on Nov 23, 2015 |
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Nov 23, 2015 05:53
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Dock worker
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Nov 23, 2015 05:54
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Baba Ganoush posted:closest you'll get to being discovered is "you smell like my uncle" Thread title was not "What's a good job for a former SA mod?"
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Nov 23, 2015 05:57
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Forest Ranger. You spend a lot of time alone and maybe every few years you have to look for some lost idiot.
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Nov 23, 2015 06:00
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cop
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Nov 23, 2015 06:08
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Nov 23, 2015 06:08
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