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Nov 23, 2015 06:09
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Darf posted:as a pro nascar driver i can tell you that i am drunk 24/7/364 whats the 1 day off for, pussy?
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Nov 23, 2015 06:09
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liquore store you dummy. it's retail so it'll drive you to drink, you see all the cool new stuff, you get a discount, and it's not weird if you're there 5 days a week
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Nov 23, 2015 06:12
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Mechanics are all drunks.
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Nov 23, 2015 06:13
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ScrotoTurboSperg posted:whats the 1 day off for, pussy?
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Nov 23, 2015 06:14
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symbolic posted:Earnhardt Sr. Memorial Day *takes off free atlanta braves hat solemnly*
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Nov 23, 2015 06:15
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Lighthouse keeper as long as you keep the light going you got no problems.
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Nov 23, 2015 06:16
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According to the news a Russian Sailor. http://www.independent.co.uk/news/u...f-a6744161.html
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Nov 23, 2015 06:19
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realistically OP it is cook/chef
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Nov 23, 2015 06:20
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the great deceiver posted:realistically OP it is cook/chef Maybe of a Dennys or something but not a high class place. You can't get away with that there your food will drop quality.
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Nov 23, 2015 06:22
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Anything where you work from home obv.
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Nov 23, 2015 06:24
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undercover homeless
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Nov 23, 2015 06:26
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A mormon. Anyone who asks if you're drunk you can say "no i'm mormon we can't drink." The ultimate alibi!
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Nov 23, 2015 06:27
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A pilot that's a good one.
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Nov 23, 2015 06:29
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Whatever Hemingway or Bukowski did
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Nov 23, 2015 06:29
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professional DUMBASS PIECE OF poo poo oops looks like that's your job already
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Nov 23, 2015 06:31
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Bread Delivery Driver. They get you out on the roads early enough that there's no traffic and I mean what kind of man can't drive a little sauced? To cover up the alcohol on your breath just suck on Halls nonstop all day and say you've got throat problems. Worked for the guy who delivered the bread on time, every time at this restaurant I worked at.
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Nov 23, 2015 06:32
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as a professional roof shingler i can tell you it is drat hard to hit a nail when you're seeing 4 of everything and clients don't like it when you throw up off the side of their house
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Nov 23, 2015 06:34
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any job if you're not a loving idiot
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Nov 23, 2015 06:36
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CHEF!!! posted:IT. And if you're not getting drunk constantly, working in IT will fix that real quick. your username is CHEF!!! and you suggested IT what the gently caress
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Nov 23, 2015 06:44
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gbs mod mega lol. beaten
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Nov 23, 2015 06:48
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vice president
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Nov 23, 2015 06:53
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I think lawyer is the traditional choice
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Nov 23, 2015 06:57
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Be a bartender obviously.
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Nov 23, 2015 07:01
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:Be a bartender obviously. A drunk bartender walked away with my credit card once
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Nov 23, 2015 07:04
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POTUS Also Vice-POTUS
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Nov 23, 2015 07:07
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:Be a bartender obviously. i know a bar tender. he is not an alcholic and i think he woiuld say a bad bartender would be an alcholic. Hector Beerlioz posted:A drunk bartender walked away with my credit card once
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Nov 23, 2015 07:07
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he alwasys says a bartender needs charisma. do you always have that if you are drunk? maybe but it dependss.
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Nov 23, 2015 07:13
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the only thing I've learned in my 20+ year career as a zookeeper is that the animals can't tell on you for drinking in their cages and sometimes if you're lucky you can watch the gorillas gently caress after everyone goes home
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Nov 23, 2015 07:27
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Vulture posted:i know a bar tender. he is not an alcholic and i think he woiuld say a bad bartender would be an alcholic. Plz, a bartender would never admit to actually being an alcoholic.
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Nov 23, 2015 07:28
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CHEF!!! posted:IT. And if you're not getting drunk constantly, working in IT will fix that real quick.
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Nov 23, 2015 08:32
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postal worker
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Nov 23, 2015 08:39
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Carny and/or geek maybe?
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Nov 23, 2015 08:41
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a retard masturbator
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Nov 23, 2015 08:41
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PK loving SUBBAN posted:Anything where you work from home obv. holy poo poo this there was a woman at my last workplace whose job was to produce awful word documents that nobody read, and sit in on teleconferencing meetings, and could literally phone it in in about an hour a day then get hosed up the rest of the time
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Nov 23, 2015 08:53
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vug posted:holy poo poo this My neighbor works from home and I've seen him drink a 12 pack by noon and smoke weed non stop and still do company calls with the president. He puts it on speaker and laughs, then gets all serious and bullshits his way through anything he has to say. Then puts it on speaker and laughs some more. They pay him 100K a year for this. I wish I was making this up. Edit: He does this every day. He even installed a program that moves his mouse so he can just stand outside all day drinking and smoking. Pohl fucked around with this message at 09:11 on Nov 23, 2015 |
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Nov 23, 2015 09:08
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Nov 23, 2015 09:33
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politician
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Nov 23, 2015 10:44
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vug posted:holy poo poo this This is all office jobs. There's a half bottle of vodka that sits in the fridge that I see every morning when I go in for the milk. Every morning I look at it and think "Is this the day? Is this the day that I emerge from my cocoon and become a Full Blown Alcoholic?". Is hasn't happened yet. But I'm close.
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Nov 23, 2015 10:58
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I was going to give some earnest advice but i see this thread is already poo poo up with jokesters
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