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Preoptopus posted:Mechanics are all drunks. In Collage i drank 4 litres of Ever Clear a night. I mecahnics drink soda water and think it's beer.
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Nov 23, 2015 11:06
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Other Barry posted:comedy website webmaster That's pills ya doofus
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the great deceiver posted:realistically OP it is cook/chef I drink a shot of jeagemeister every friday be cc ause i saw an ad for it in the heavy metal magazine. I bet you drink some poo poo that isnt advertised in heavy metal magazines.
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Nov 23, 2015 11:08
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Isaac posted:Im going to quote goons itt and destroy them gbs style look how loving edgy you are human being
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Nov 23, 2015 11:47
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being my mum, op 
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Oberleutnant posted:being my mum, op godam
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Nov 23, 2015 11:48
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I work in security and nearly everyone I know drinks beer at work during the day and vodka after the place closes. The only time one of em got in trouble was when he invited a friend during the slow day, they both got shitfaced and friend started wandering around lol. Security is the dumbest job ever, if you can find a 24hr place with camera control room you can basically start living here. Bonus points if you're the maintainer of the place and hold all the keys, if it's also a graveyard or junkyard it's the perfect job. You can't be an idiot who leaves bottles everywhere or can't bullshit superiors with straight face, though.
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Nov 23, 2015 14:05
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Serious answer: painter. I've never met a painter who wasn't a functioning alcoholic. Self employed, drink on the job and you can even make payment in beer part of the job quote.
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pretty much everyone i know who works in a lab that isn't in a hospital or regularly handling horrendously dangerous "all of your organs will melt if even a drop touches your skin" substances drinks on the job granted, most of this drinking happens after all the potentially hazardous work has already happened and they're just waiting for a PCR cycle to finish or crunching numbers or w/e Oh Hell No fucked around with this message at 15:15 on Nov 23, 2015 |
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Nov 23, 2015 15:12
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politician dishwasher host of The Tonight Show
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Nov 23, 2015 15:41
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Darf posted:the only thing I've learned in my 20+ year career as a zookeeper is that the animals can't tell on you for drinking in their cages and sometimes if you're lucky you can watch the gorillas gently caress after everyone goes home Please don't quote from my performance review self-evaluation.
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A rowdy dog
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tenured college professor. you work 3 days/week and 9 months/year max, and they can't fire you. edit: for example, my AA sponsor is a tenured professor. he got carried out of the classroom on a stretcher more than once, but never got fired.
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Nov 23, 2015 16:10
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Darf posted:the only thing I've learned in my 20+ year career as a zookeeper is that the animals can't tell on you for drinking in their cages and sometimes if you're lucky you can watch the gorillas gently caress after everyone goes home this is the best post in gbs currently
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Nov 23, 2015 16:18
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Dispatcher for satellite tv installers worked for me.
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Nov 23, 2015 16:22
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Traditionally anesthetists are drunk 24/7. OP how do you feel about 7-10 years of study?
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Nov 23, 2015 16:29
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bartender one for you, one for me. one for you, one for me.
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Nov 23, 2015 16:34
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Rocket surgeon Brain scientist Child psychologist
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Nov 23, 2015 17:31
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Roofer. If you fall off the roof you get workers comp, it's win win!
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Nov 23, 2015 17:35
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Bartender seems like a good one, hell your customers are probably buying half your drinks for you
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Nov 23, 2015 17:52
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GBS poo poo-poster Don't know where to send my invoices though?
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Nov 23, 2015 17:56
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stay at home mom It's socially acceptable as long as you only drink wine and prescription pills
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Mall SantaMicrowaves Mom posted:Russian sailor drank half a litre of rum before crashing 7,000-ton ship full speed into Scotland
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Nov 23, 2015 18:32
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Arian_Samurai posted:Roofer. I chatted with a roofer outside a tgi fridays one night who informed me that 30 racks and joints are given out as provisions so long as the job gets done and nobody gets hurt as a result of getting too hosed up.
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DJ.
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Nov 23, 2015 18:35
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clitical hit posted:a retard masturbator i disagree, it is really a most challenging job.
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Nov 23, 2015 19:16
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Being pregnant w/ you, op
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Theatre Actor!
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when i was growing up the local pastor also drove the school bus. turned out he liked the ol' communion wine. but he seemed happy enough
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Nov 23, 2015 19:21
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Oberleutnant posted:Being pregnant w/ you, op See, it's funny because it implies the op's mum is a boozehound and also that the op has fetal alcohol syndrome
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Oberleutnant posted:See, it's funny because it implies the op's mum is a boozehound and also that the op has fetal alcohol syndrome Professional Post reader. Especially for this guy.
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Gaunab posted:What kind of job can a person who wants to be constantly drunk get? Any job. If you can't hold it despite your alcoholism, then you're not functioning.
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