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blumpkinhead
Nov 10, 2014

aint got no time for bird sex
my dad was a cop and at the end of his retirement party I was stuffed in a squad car with a kid I was dating, cops puking out the sides with the sirens blaring. lot of old firefighters are in aa. I think things are a changing now but if you are intent on perfecting anything, you can do it!

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Drothmar
Feb 18, 2015

Microwaves Mom posted:

Maybe of a Dennys or something but not a high class place. You can't get away with that there your food will drop quality.

Rofl. No you can still drink as long as your getting everything done.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
oh gosh i got all these pallets of booze i have to get rid of, if only there was somebody i could pay a good hourly wage to drink it all for me. oh well!

ChrisHansen
Oct 28, 2014

Suck my damn balls.
Lipstick Apathy
I work 2p-10p and that does me just fine

Fusilli Jerry
Dec 13, 2013

ASSMAN

blumpkinhead posted:

my dad was a cop and at the end of his retirement party I was stuffed in a squad car with a kid I was dating, cops puking out the sides with the sirens blaring. lot of old firefighters are in aa. I think things are a changing now but if you are intent on perfecting anything, you can do it!

Aatrek re-reg?

el B
Jan 30, 2004
holler.
Stand-up Comedian!

gleebster
Dec 16, 2006

Only a howler
Pillbug
Pediatric neurosurgeon.

Well, you explain Ben Carson then.

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.
Bartending can be all right money sometimes and you get free drinks. The lifestyle sucks the good juices out of you but being an alchy you can just remain to drunk to notice ot care.

School Nickname
Apr 23, 2010

*fffffff-fffaaaaaaarrrtt*
:ussr:
Anyone in academia really. From research assistant to Professor loving everyone gets tanked at every conceivable opportunity. Getting to prof or a full research job is pretty much the holy grail as in some cases you can work from home or literally not show up for 20 years and still get paid lmao.

Oberleutnant posted:

See, it's funny because it implies the op's mum is a boozehound and also that the op has fetal alcohol syndrome

FAS actually explains D&D pretty well.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

School Nickname posted:


FAS actually explains D&D pretty well.

Yeah, they got their noses turned up at people both literally and figuratively.

texaholic
Sep 16, 2007

Well it's floodin' down in Texas
All of the telephone lines are down
Only read the first page and no one mentioned bartender. You can be drunk at work and no one cares.

Mokelumne Trekka
Nov 22, 2015

Soon.

remember that worthless drunk in The Wire (not McNulty) who hated his job and tried to throw himself down a staircase to get workman's comp but then just ending up being an archivist in the basement of a courthouse or police station or something? yeah, an archivist being in charge of files and poo poo. I never could find an opening

Orange Cat
Feb 26, 2013

laserghost posted:

I work in security and nearly everyone I know drinks beer at work during the day and vodka after the place closes. The only time one of em got in trouble was when he invited a friend during the slow day, they both got shitfaced and friend started wandering around lol.
Security is the dumbest job ever, if you can find a 24hr place with camera control room you can basically start living here. Bonus points if you're the maintainer of the place and hold all the keys, if it's also a graveyard or junkyard it's the perfect job. You can't be an idiot who leaves bottles everywhere or can't bullshit superiors with straight face, though.

Same, except CNDSP. Explains some things.

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

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Feb 15, 2012

KEEP IT TIGHT!
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Freestyle
Sep 2, 2014

by R. Guyovich

Pohl posted:

My neighbor works from home and I've seen him drink a 12 pack by noon and smoke weed non stop and still do company calls with the president. He puts it on speaker and laughs, then gets all serious and bullshits his way through anything he has to say. Then puts it on speaker and laughs some more. They pay him 100K a year for this. I wish I was making this up.

Edit: He does this every day. He even installed a program that moves his mouse so he can just stand outside all day drinking and smoking.

This guy is my hero. I want to grow up to have whatever job this guy has. The mouse moving program takes him from just being cool all the way up to awesome.

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