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Pookum
Mar 5, 2011

gaming is life
no mom its the comedy forum website somethingawful.com, its just like facebook except all the people i post with are random strangers and they have terrible opinions about fast food/anime

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coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

i meet friends and have good times :)

Modest Mauser
Oct 28, 2009

Pookum posted:

no mom its the comedy forum website somethingawful.com, its just like facebook except all the people i post with are random strangers and they have terrible opinions about fast food/anime

Just tell her you are having a wank and you will be done in a few minutes, I do not see what is so difficult about that.

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

"i'm an adult, mom, go gently caress off to Florida"

Pookum
Mar 5, 2011

gaming is life

Modest Mauser posted:

Just tell her you are having a wank and you will be done in a few minutes, I do not see what is so difficult about that.

dude i browse the forums way too much she would call a psychiatrist

Boko Haram
Dec 22, 2008

Mom porn

PantsandCola
Aug 17, 2013

you did good... you did good
"they're not cartoons, mom!"

Cowman
Feb 14, 2006

Beware the Cow





pornography addiction

Pookum
Mar 5, 2011

gaming is life
please guys my mom has been in her room all night. i already told her i was a rap dj music composer but she nabbed me when i played a drake instrumental and she recoginized the beat from the radio

Modest Mauser
Oct 28, 2009

Pookum posted:

please guys my mom has been in her room all night. i already told her i was a rap dj music composer but she nabbed me when i played a drake instrumental and she recoginized the beat from the radio

Your mum sounds much cooler than you, tell her that we should hang out.

EngineerSean
Feb 9, 2004

by zen death robot
Cyberattacking ISIS

Pookum
Mar 5, 2011

gaming is life
mom you dont understand this website has been around for 15 years the people have built a communitty mainly around making fun of people with weird sexual fetishes, its compltely normal!

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

sounds like you need to become drake.

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
tell them you're getting an online degree

Pookum
Mar 5, 2011

gaming is life

Gaunab posted:

tell them you're getting an online degree

in what english lit? thats a good idea i can just quote shakesepear once a day and pull the wool over their eyes so to speak

Queen-Of-Hearts
Mar 17, 2009

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"




Look, Champ (OP).
I know its been tough since your real dad went to the store 10 years ago, and I've tried my best to be your friend. I've tried to teach you to play catch and listened to you talk about your Chinese cartoons or whatever, but I really need you to try and meet me halfway here. Do whatever you have to do to make her stop worrying, so the sex i have with her on the kitchen table can return to a quality somewhere above "Half interested and distracted".

Tyrannosword
Sep 15, 2006

Fallen Rib
You need to press spacebar every time the counter reaches zero or the island will be destroyed.

gagelion is back
Nov 12, 2015

by zen death robot
ops moms google search history

child internet 12 hours day
kid always on grey site
autism symptoms internet use

ChrisHansen
Oct 28, 2014

Suck my damn balls.
Lipstick Apathy

EngineerSean posted:

Cyberattacking ISIS

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams
Whine like Cartman and say "But mom, it's the gamefaqs spinoff luelinks "ETI"".

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe

Six-Of-Hearts posted:

Look, Champ (OP).
I know its been tough since your real dad went to the store 10 years ago, and I've tried my best to be your friend. I've tried to teach you to play catch and listened to you talk about your Chinese cartoons or whatever, but I really need you to try and meet me halfway here. Do whatever you have to do to make her stop worrying, so the sex i have with her on the kitchen table can return to a quality somewhere above "Half interested and distracted".

SPACE HOMOS
Jan 12, 2005

Tell her the truth, you can't hide it from her forever. she needs to know op she needs to know you are a pathetic loser. tell her she should have gotten an abortion and saved you this life of misery.

goat manilla
Nov 13, 2003

"You have your Fox News and I have my internet forums. We're both equally as ill informed. Can't we just get along?"

sout
Apr 24, 2014

Make her an easy-to-follow, yet highly educational infographic about your posting history.

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe
My mum saw me playing jagged alliance 2 and said 'you have been playing that game since you were 10 years old. Find a new game'.

OpaqueEcho
Feb 8, 2003

oh no no bro oh no
try to help them understand why you love animes so much, maybe show them some episodes of that one from japan that sucks, OP

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot
You're working with the NSA to stop terrorists.

Just tell her you lied all the previous times because you didn't want her to worry for your safety when fighting ISIS.

Red Minjo
Oct 20, 2010

Out of the houses, which is the most blue?

The answer might not be be obvious at first.

Gravy Boat 2k
"I have crippling depression, I need constant distractions from reality. The pizza rolls I eat taste like sawdust, but I eat them anyway to speed along my inevitable death by heart attack."

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
i really really like to jack off, ma

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
hentai porn is art mom!!!! GOSH!!

aioli is just mayo
Aug 14, 2003

He has only forbidden to you dead animals, blood, the flesh of swine, and that which has been dedicated to other than Allah . But whoever is forced by necessity, neither desiring it nor transgressing its limit, there is no sin upon him. Indeed, Allah is Forgiving and Merciful
Hack Isis

MrWillsauce
Mar 19, 2015

because my life sucks

STABASS
Apr 18, 2009

Fun Shoe
Tell her you're gay, this is what gay people do, and she's being a pretty lovely ally right now.

Kmlkmljkl
Sep 21, 2014


AT NIGHT I GET SO LONELY I JERK IT FURIOUSLY TO THE SIMS
i have friends on the computer

oh who am i kidding. it's singular. friend.

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

Mad Monk posted:

Whine like Cartman and say "But mom, it's the gamefaqs spinoff luelinks "ETI"".

Commie NedFlanders
Mar 8, 2014

There's at least one God fearing man teaching you right from wrong here

Nut to Butt
Apr 13, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
tell her you're a member of an elite cabal of iunternet trendsetters

Commie NedFlanders
Mar 8, 2014

Dear OPs mom, make your kid read the Bible

Lamebot
Sep 8, 2005

ロボ顔菌~♡
lol thats cool just dont let it grow into a full blown obsession that eats up your whole life haha am i right folks?

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proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
leave me alone ma, I gotta concentrate on work~!

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