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no mom its the comedy forum website somethingawful.com, its just like facebook except all the people i post with are random strangers and they have terrible opinions about fast food/anime
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# ? Nov 23, 2015 04:56 |
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i meet friends and have good times
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# ? Nov 23, 2015 04:57 |
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Pookum posted:no mom its the comedy forum website somethingawful.com, its just like facebook except all the people i post with are random strangers and they have terrible opinions about fast food/anime Just tell her you are having a wank and you will be done in a few minutes, I do not see what is so difficult about that.
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# ? Nov 23, 2015 04:58 |
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"i'm an adult, mom, go gently caress off to Florida"
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# ? Nov 23, 2015 04:59 |
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Modest Mauser posted:Just tell her you are having a wank and you will be done in a few minutes, I do not see what is so difficult about that. dude i browse the forums way too much she would call a psychiatrist
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# ? Nov 23, 2015 04:59 |
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Mom porn
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# ? Nov 23, 2015 04:59 |
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"they're not cartoons, mom!"
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# ? Nov 23, 2015 05:01 |
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pornography addiction
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# ? Nov 23, 2015 05:03 |
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please guys my mom has been in her room all night. i already told her i was a rap dj music composer but she nabbed me when i played a drake instrumental and she recoginized the beat from the radio
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# ? Nov 23, 2015 05:04 |
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Pookum posted:please guys my mom has been in her room all night. i already told her i was a rap dj music composer but she nabbed me when i played a drake instrumental and she recoginized the beat from the radio Your mum sounds much cooler than you, tell her that we should hang out.
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# ? Nov 23, 2015 05:05 |
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Cyberattacking ISIS
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# ? Nov 23, 2015 05:05 |
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mom you dont understand this website has been around for 15 years the people have built a communitty mainly around making fun of people with weird sexual fetishes, its compltely normal!
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# ? Nov 23, 2015 05:07 |
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sounds like you need to become drake.
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# ? Nov 23, 2015 05:12 |
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tell them you're getting an online degree
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# ? Nov 23, 2015 05:13 |
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Gaunab posted:tell them you're getting an online degree in what english lit? thats a good idea i can just quote shakesepear once a day and pull the wool over their eyes so to speak
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# ? Nov 23, 2015 05:19 |
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Look, Champ (OP). I know its been tough since your real dad went to the store 10 years ago, and I've tried my best to be your friend. I've tried to teach you to play catch and listened to you talk about your Chinese cartoons or whatever, but I really need you to try and meet me halfway here. Do whatever you have to do to make her stop worrying, so the sex i have with her on the kitchen table can return to a quality somewhere above "Half interested and distracted".
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# ? Nov 23, 2015 21:23 |
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You need to press spacebar every time the counter reaches zero or the island will be destroyed.
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# ? Nov 23, 2015 21:25 |
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ops moms google search history child internet 12 hours day kid always on grey site autism symptoms internet use
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# ? Nov 23, 2015 21:30 |
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EngineerSean posted:Cyberattacking ISIS
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# ? Nov 23, 2015 21:30 |
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Whine like Cartman and say "But mom, it's the gamefaqs spinoff luelinks "ETI"".
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# ? Nov 23, 2015 21:33 |
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Six-Of-Hearts posted:Look, Champ (OP).
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# ? Nov 23, 2015 21:44 |
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Tell her the truth, you can't hide it from her forever. she needs to know op she needs to know you are a pathetic loser. tell her she should have gotten an abortion and saved you this life of misery.
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# ? Nov 23, 2015 21:46 |
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"You have your Fox News and I have my internet forums. We're both equally as ill informed. Can't we just get along?"
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# ? Nov 23, 2015 21:48 |
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Make her an easy-to-follow, yet highly educational infographic about your posting history.
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# ? Nov 23, 2015 21:49 |
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My mum saw me playing jagged alliance 2 and said 'you have been playing that game since you were 10 years old. Find a new game'.
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# ? Nov 23, 2015 21:49 |
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try to help them understand why you love animes so much, maybe show them some episodes of that one from japan that sucks, OP
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# ? Nov 23, 2015 21:51 |
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You're working with the NSA to stop terrorists. Just tell her you lied all the previous times because you didn't want her to worry for your safety when fighting ISIS.
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# ? Nov 23, 2015 21:52 |
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"I have crippling depression, I need constant distractions from reality. The pizza rolls I eat taste like sawdust, but I eat them anyway to speed along my inevitable death by heart attack."
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# ? Nov 23, 2015 21:53 |
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i really really like to jack off, ma
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# ? Nov 23, 2015 21:59 |
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hentai porn is art mom!!!! GOSH!!
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# ? Nov 23, 2015 22:00 |
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Hack Isis
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# ? Nov 23, 2015 22:16 |
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because my life sucks
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# ? Nov 23, 2015 22:16 |
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Tell her you're gay, this is what gay people do, and she's being a pretty lovely ally right now.
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# ? Nov 23, 2015 22:21 |
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i have friends on the computer oh who am i kidding. it's singular. friend.
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# ? Nov 23, 2015 22:22 |
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Mad Monk posted:Whine like Cartman and say "But mom, it's the gamefaqs spinoff luelinks "ETI"".
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# ? Nov 23, 2015 22:24 |
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There's at least one God fearing man teaching you right from wrong here
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# ? Nov 23, 2015 22:26 |
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tell her you're a member of an elite cabal of iunternet trendsetters
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# ? Nov 23, 2015 22:32 |
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Dear OPs mom, make your kid read the Bible
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# ? Nov 23, 2015 22:46 |
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lol thats cool just dont let it grow into a full blown obsession that eats up your whole life haha am i right folks?
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# ? Nov 23, 2015 23:19 |
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leave me alone ma, I gotta concentrate on work~!
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