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The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.
overwatch will be the last time game companies leave all that sweet sweet porn syndication money on the table

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je1 healthcare
Sep 29, 2015

dr.acula posted:

Didn't blizzard north make that though? a completely different group of human beings that are now all scattered to the wind never to make a good game again?

Yes and they went onto make Hellgate: London. And that current Marvel F2P steam game that's also an isometric loot crawler

Anyway there was Overwatch porn being made on 4chan the day they showed the first trailer.

While I like Overwatch, I'm more interested in Battleborn. Specifically why everything about it is grating to me.

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Kumo posted:

No single player missions or campaigns though? I don't understand how people enjoy solely playing PVP.

lol

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

Shaquin
May 12, 2007

:rip:

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
there are literally thousands of images of porn of this game


in other news, this game is fun, I played the open beta with goons and it was fun and cool and good

Edgar
Sep 9, 2005

Oh my heck!
Oh heavens!
Oh my lord!
OH Sweet meats!
Wedge Regret

Why is this anime character's butt growing? Is this an ability in game?

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

Zzulu posted:

there are literally thousands of images of porn of this game


in other news, this game is fun, I played the open beta with goons and it was fun and cool and good

agreed on all points.

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry
Wanna lick that British rear end.

Shaquin
May 12, 2007

Edgar posted:

Why is this anime character's butt growing? Is this an ability in game?

it was a bug that got "fixed"

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
video games are for children

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

Enfield posted:

video games are for children

dont sign your posts

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

Chinatown posted:

dont sign your posts

i didnt

Nanomashoes
Aug 18, 2012

Blizzard is really good at making super popular games by removing any skill or depth from them so that your average yokel can boot up the game and get a 20 kill streak and feel good about himself, and overwatch is no different.

Shaquin
May 12, 2007
video games are about having fun if youd like to display some skill or depth go the gently caress outside your house and do something that matters thank you

signalnoise
Mar 7, 2008

i was told my old av was distracting

Nanomashoes posted:

Blizzard is really good at making super popular games by removing any skill or depth from them so that your average yokel can boot up the game and get a 20 kill streak and feel good about himself, and overwatch is no different.

Yeah I know it's great

Nanomashoes
Aug 18, 2012

Shaquin posted:

video games are about having fun if youd like to display some skill or depth go the gently caress outside your house and do something that matters thank you

Hello! I sincerely hope you enjoy Overwatch® by Blizzard® Entertainment and that it does not get boring or stale after more than 20 hours of play. Namaste.

Shaquin
May 12, 2007
if ya wana play quake quake live exists and is good and is as skill based as it was in days of yore youre living in a halcyon age of interactive entertainment and your jaded degenerate post irony brain is so loving melted youve forgotten the pure joy of gaming for loving shame you idiot

Shaquin
May 12, 2007

Nanomashoes posted:

Hello! I sincerely hope you enjoy Overwatch® by Blizzard® Entertainment and that it does not get boring or stale after more than 20 hours of play. Namaste.

good god who could give a poo poo if it provided 20 hours of entertainment for 40bucks then its done nothing but been an enriching experience what the hell

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG
Being Really Good At Video Games is something everyone should aspire to, it's a measure of a man's success

Shaquin
May 12, 2007
imagine being able to pluck almost at random a good video game from anywhere in any genre dozens upon dozens and people still find time to complain

Nanomashoes
Aug 18, 2012

*eats poo poo* well it kept me full for 4 hours, so it was a really good value for my dollar.

Shaquin
May 12, 2007
good god dude you literally indicted their games for being bad because people have fun with them im not doing this poo poo this is why i dont post about video games anymore goodbye

Jastiger
Oct 11, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
Only one black character and he's a roller blading rapper. Game is good, but also mega racist. Why am I not represented more.

Overwatch, more like Overwhite.

je1 healthcare
Sep 29, 2015

Shaquin posted:

good god dude you literally indicted their games for being bad because people have fun with them im not doing this poo poo this is why i dont post about video games anymore goodbye

no please

who will defend the dignity of Overwatch now

Jastiger posted:

Only one black character and he's a roller blading rapper. Game is good, but also mega racist. Why am I not represented more.

Overwatch, more like Overwhite.

There's like 6 attractive chicks but the only white males are Australian savages. where is the character that represents me??

oh wait the dwarf beardman seems OP

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
get cudged op

Shaquin
May 12, 2007

Orkin Mang posted:

get cudged op

phasmid
Jan 16, 2015

Booty Shaker
SILENT MAJORITY

Jastiger posted:

Only one black character and he's a roller blading rapper. Game is good, but also mega racist. Why am I not represented more.

Overwatch, more like Overwhite.

Blizzard isn't racist though. All the orcs and demons in WC are black.

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord

Orkin Mang posted:

get cudged op

Caesar Saladin
Aug 15, 2004

i like to play junkrat, i thought it was a super fun game and i'm gonna buy it

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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overcrotch

Harrower
Nov 30, 2002

Jastiger posted:

Only one black character and he's a roller blading rapper. Game is good, but also mega racist. Why am I not represented more.

Overwatch, more like Overwhite.

There are two. Reaper is also black and probably a zombie.

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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who is your overwatch waifu

mine is junkrat

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord

Fojar38 posted:

who is your overwatch waifu

mine is junkrat

dva my perfect asian gamer waif :swoon:

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
i enjoy cribbage

Shaquin
May 12, 2007
im a gemg man myself

Jesus Christ
Jun 1, 2000

mods if you can make this my avatar I will gladly pay 10bux to the coffers
i like pharah, she's like all of the best parts of tribes without having to find a tribes server that isn't some lovely 24/7 katabatic bullshit

i do miss skiing though

Laputanmachine
Oct 31, 2010

by Smythe

No. 6 posted:

Rock and Roll Racing was awesome

Shaquin posted:

Blackthorne is loving wicked as gently caress

Creed Reunion Tour
Jul 3, 2007

by Cyrano4747
Grimey Drawer
Is this the game body positives is gushing about because one of its characters is a woman who's fat and kind of butch?

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Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry

Bundle of Keys posted:

Is this the game body positives is gushing about because one of its characters is a woman who's fat and kind of butch?

Characters running around at top speed blasting each other: no reason a mousy couch potato of a girl couldn't do the same.

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