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Pththya-lyi
Nov 8, 2009

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020

RideTheSpiral posted:

that sounds good but I would recommend chopping it up after its cooked or it will dry out


Moridin920 posted:

breathe through your mouth instead of your nose and chew some minty gum.

also use a sharper knife.

Thanks for the advice!

New GBS is pretty okay sometimes :unsmith:

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RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice

Moridin920 posted:

breathe through your mouth instead of your nose and chew some minty gum.

also use a sharper knife.


also its a good opportunity to have a cry about life and blame it on the onion

METATERREN
Jul 3, 2015

I enjoy putting things in my mouth.
Salad is possible now that you can buy the leafy parts pre washed.

Its good with some cheese.

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.

RideTheSpiral posted:

all that stuff is German. its literally a bratwurst

Next time dont cook ur brats to the point they look like they gonna kill themselves and id buy your german cuisine argument. Also make everything else look way less miserable

GORDON
Jan 1, 2006

by Fluffdaddy

XMNN posted:

im going to put kidney beans and chick peas in because i think the combination looks nice someday i might make it to the full 5 beans

my tip is that cumin is what makes it chili instead of a spicy tomato and beef sauce

I agree with the cumin.

I like kidney, chili, and black beans in my chili. The bean variety pleases the eye as you eat it.

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
bratwursts and sauerkraut is really good though that was a good choice

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

that looks loving gross OP, please make better food choices

they sell pre-washed ready to eat broccoli sprouts at most supermarkets, just keep a bag for midnight "snacks" instead of whatever you cooked up

eating a cup of broccoli also provides awesome shits next morning so it's great on both ends, no need to thank me

Cool NIN Shirt
Nov 26, 2007

by vyelkin

Don Tacorleone posted:

that looks loving gross OP, please make better food choices

they sell pre-washed ready to eat broccoli sprouts at most supermarkets, just keep a bag for midnight "snacks" instead of whatever you cooked up

eating a cup of broccoli also provides awesome shits next morning so it's great on both ends, no need to thank me

It's low carb :iamafag:

Bill Posters
Apr 27, 2007

I'm tripping right now... Don't fuck this up for me.

Don Tacorleone posted:

that looks loving gross OP, please make better food choices

they sell pre-washed ready to eat broccoli sprouts at most supermarkets, just keep a bag for midnight "snacks" instead of whatever you cooked up

eating a cup of broccoli also provides awesome shits next morning so it's great on both ends, no need to thank me

This sounds like a recipe for a fairly miserable existence TBH.

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot
for some reason staring at it but not focusing on it as it loaded made me think of goatse.

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

Bill Posters posted:

This sounds like a recipe for a fairly miserable existence TBH.

Yeah it sounds bad but honestly it tastes ok and is crunchy so it gets you through those times when you want to munch on something, and it fills you up

it worked for me :nexus:

Edit: yeah if you're a "foodie" and appreciate fine food I suppose it's not great but clearly OP is not one of those

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice
there is a lot of negativity in this thread

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe
OP sassed me in another thread but ive forgiven them now because of this midnight snack

Bill Posters
Apr 27, 2007

I'm tripping right now... Don't fuck this up for me.

Just for the record OP, I thought your snack looked pretty good; although more of a 'quite heavy breakfast' than a snack.

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe
I mihht have some eggs and sausages with either worcestershire or HP sauce for dinner. The worcestershire on the plate made me want to have that sauce.

Which brand op

Bill Posters
Apr 27, 2007

I'm tripping right now... Don't fuck this up for me.

Don Tacorleone posted:

Yeah it sounds bad but honestly it tastes ok and is crunchy so it gets you through those times when you want to munch on something, and it fills you up

it worked for me :nexus:

Edit: yeah if you're a "foodie" and appreciate fine food I suppose it's not great but clearly OP is not one of those

I am in no way a 'foodie' and I love broccoli but the idea of eating it by itself for a snack just makes me feel sad for some reason.



Isaac posted:

I mihht have some eggs and sausages with either worcestershire or HP sauce for dinner. The worcestershire on the plate made me want to have that sauce.

FEeling the same way.

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice

Don Tacorleone posted:

that looks loving gross OP, please make better food choices

they sell pre-washed ready to eat broccoli sprouts at most supermarkets, just keep a bag for midnight "snacks" instead of whatever you cooked up

eating a cup of broccoli also provides awesome shits next morning so it's great on both ends, no need to thank me

lmao yeah let me eat my snack of a cup of broccoli

just lol

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice

Isaac posted:

I mihht have some eggs and sausages with either worcestershire or HP sauce for dinner. The worcestershire on the plate made me want to have that sauce.

Which brand op


its lea and perrins op

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe
Me and my dad were checking out this hare krishna monastery and they insisted we have lunch w them and ate all this vegetarian food on these stepped lawns with peacocks and poo poo around was very nice.

Broccoli on its own in a bowl dosent really make me feel the same way i think.

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe

RideTheSpiral posted:

its lea and perrins op

Thats the good poo poo

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice

Isaac posted:

Thats the good poo poo


its the only way to go imo

Nut to Butt
Apr 13, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
jesus christ, what's a meal look like?

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice

Drink Cheerwine posted:

jesus christ, what's a meal look like?


like that but bigger and maybe less healthy. probably hit a few carbs

ChrisHansen
Oct 28, 2014

Suck my damn balls.
Lipstick Apathy
Chef boyardee straight out the can.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

ChrisHansen posted:

Chef boyardee straight out the can.

Look at mr moneybags here buying namebrand ravioli

Homo Simpson
Oct 21, 2014

by Smythe
Lipstick Apathy
I'm eating strudel OP.

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice

Nosam0819 posted:

I'm eating strudel OP.


nice. feel free to post your strudel in here

Edgar Allan Pwned
Apr 4, 2011

Quoth the Raven "I love the power glove. It's so bad..."
I do recipes from budget bytes. But I just graduated college so I don't have a ton of cooking stuff to make things better than skillets RN. What are tips on cooking chicken? I cut it up beforehand because I'm nervous about cooking it fully but I just learned here that it makes it dry (which it does)

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice

Edgar Allan Pwned posted:

I do recipes from budget bytes. But I just graduated college so I don't have a ton of cooking stuff to make things better than skillets RN. What are tips on cooking chicken? I cut it up beforehand because I'm nervous about cooking it fully but I just learned here that it makes it dry (which it does)


the best piece of chicken is a deboned thigh because it has enough fat to remain moist


but the best way to cook a chicken breast is to butterfly it (cut it in half, but not all the way) and fry it for about 2 minutes in a pan then cover the pan in foil and finish it in the oven for about 8 mins.

then take out the chicken put the pan back on the stove, add some diced shallots and deglaze the pan with a spirit and add some cream and herbs


serve with rice. delicious

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice

4 sausages and 1 egg. that's an extremely out there sausage to egg ratio.

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe

RideTheSpiral posted:

4 sausages and 1 egg. that's an extremely out there sausage to egg ratio.

I served egg + 2 sausage then put another egg on to eat with the next 2 sausages. Hp sauce and homemade tomato relish. Sodium levels off the charts.

The Puppet Master
Apr 9, 2005

Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me. I'd fuck me hard.



Isaac posted:

I served egg + 2 sausage then put another egg on to eat with the next 2 sausages. Hp sauce and homemade tomato relish. Sodium levels off the charts.

do you have difficulty walking up stairs?

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe

The Puppet Master posted:

do you have difficulty walking up stairs?

Im the skeletor style internet nerd

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice
For the guy who asked about the chicken cooking.

This is a very simple and tasty idea that cannot fail.

1. Rice on with water to cover
2. Trim chicken breasts if you live in a country with no western shops
3. Stir rice when it boils, lid on, and onto lowest heat
4. Trim and wash spinach
5. Chicken on a medium heat
6. Butter to baste
7. Blanch spinach
8. Chicken out and lardons and onion in
9. Deglaze with cognac or whatever you have
10. Cream
11. Parsley and a knob of butter to shine
12. Plate up
13. Eat
14. Bone babes

Pictures below

http://imgur.com/a/1kfPe

circ dick soleil
Sep 27, 2012

by zen death robot
I had a banana for dessert.

Haverchuck
May 6, 2005

the coolest
that bacon looks pretty good, I usually cook mine though

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice

circ dick soleil posted:

I had a banana for dessert.

but what did you eat??

circ dick soleil
Sep 27, 2012

by zen death robot

RideTheSpiral posted:

but what did you eat??

your moms puss

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RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice

circ dick soleil posted:

your moms puss

you ate her pus? gross man

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