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Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





You'll need that new phone to call a doctor when the Typhoid sets in!

I would also like to hear the official (phone) diagnosis from the Genius at the Apple store. Actually maybe ask him or her to diagnose you as well, as long as you are there.

Sophy Wackles fucked around with this message at 23:20 on Nov 23, 2015

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Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
Do,you shop in the children's section?

E: your pockets are too small for a phone too, hth.

Lucky Guy
Jan 24, 2013

TY for no bm

Cowcaster posted:

dumphole full of pee juice

this is probably too long to be a username isn't it

Galactic Emperor
Nov 14, 2015
What model iPhone was it? If it was an older model and if you're going to pay $600 for another you might as well just sell the broken one and buy the newest unlocked model.

Tony Homo
Oct 30, 2014

by zen death robot
Why did we need to know they were Mexican. What did that add to your stupid story?

Drothmar
Feb 18, 2015

Cowcaster posted:

The jeans were a pair of Gap slim fit, 28x30. They are my favorite pair of jeans which I have owned for many years, however just recently I made a hole in the left knee while helping my dad cut up some fallen trees in his yard with a chainsaw. I did not make the hole with the chainsaw, rather I tore my jeans while walking around the brush. Although it was very small to begin with it has rapidly become larger, which makes me sad because as I previously mentioned this was my favorite pair of jeans.

I feel the pain there, I only have 1 really comfortable pair left and have kept the hole to the back pocket, but I dread this day!!!

shelley
Nov 8, 2010
this brings a new meaning to shitposting

super mario batali
Aug 1, 2013

Dice-a the Mushroom
Grimey Drawer
Try this descant OP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bq73c-Rzs-0

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

They are v good! I love pitch perfect.

Monday_
Feb 18, 2006

Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.
The Great Twist

shelley posted:

this brings a new meaning to shitposting

peeposting

PureEvil6_13
Jun 1, 2004

I LIKE PETA AND THINK THAT SCIENCE IS EVIL
I dropped a Samsung phone in a lake once. I let it sit for a couple of days and it turned back on and worked for another year or so. . .until I dropped it into the lake again.

mrhotdogvendor
May 28, 2006
very tired hispanic

Cowcaster posted:

slim fit, 28x30

I think I see the problem here.

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.
I did this too once. And the toilet was super nasty. I'm easily grossed out by filth and yet there was zero hesitation. I reached in and grabbed that bitch quick as possible. The speaker got wet and stopped working till it dried off and otherwise there was no harm no foul. No harm that is except a couple layers of skin I compulsively scrubbed off

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva

symbolic posted:

throw it in a bag of rice to draw the moisture out

it worked for my sister's phone when she dropped it in the toilet

the way it works is it actually draws out the Asians who will fix it in gratitude

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdaM5Mv-TTo

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva

Tony Homo posted:

Why did we need to know they were Mexican. What did that add to your stupid story?

what the gently caress u got some kinda problem with Mexicans???

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdaM5Mv-TTo

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
you used your admin powers to sticky an otherwise unimpressive thread. typical abuse.

The Blue Pyramid
Mar 1, 2009

:poland: :poland: :poland:
Kiepski to nie
kaktus;
Pić musi!

:poland: :poland: :poland:
Nice choice of beers, but have you tried Big Cranky?

Mr. McGibblets
Sep 17, 2015

by Deplorable exmarx
Good Shitpost pisspost.

Leroy Dennui
Aug 9, 2014

Gina McCarthy made us gay,
but we would not have met
had Biden not dropped his cones
:gaysper::frogbon:

gizmojumpjet posted:

A coworker of mine tried that rice trick and it worked. You should try the rice trick.

I saw an image macro on Facebook that says the rice trick consists of "putting your phone in rice so that it attracts Asians, who will fix your phone for you." There's some really odd selective racism towards Asians in people from my hometown.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Leroy Dennui posted:

I saw an image macro on Facebook that says the rice trick consists of "putting your phone in rice so that it attracts Asians, who will fix your phone for you." There's some really odd selective racism towards Asians in people from my hometown.

Mexicans eat a lot of rice too C/D?

Lucky Guy
Jan 24, 2013

TY for no bm

Darth123123 posted:

Mexicans eat a lot of rice too C/D?

dont eat the peerice

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

SniperWoreConverse posted:

the way it works is it actually draws out the Asians who will fix it in gratitude

this isn't even funny why did i lol

Cowcaster
Aug 7, 2002



nomadologique posted:

you used your admin powers to sticky an otherwise unimpressive thread. typical abuse.

good point I will unstick it now

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k
I think the lack of grip strength was possibly more due to frailness, melancholy and possibly habitual drug use as evidenced by your very thin stature and I'm assuming sallow eye sockets.

Or...

Tossing your expensive apple device in hot lemonade was foolish gesture intended for a pity Go Fund Me. If so, you've picked your rubes well friend.

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

Cowcaster posted:

If you were prone to exaggeration, you might claim I suplexed my phone into a hot pile of mega diarrhea, although that would not be technically accurate

technically nothin, poo poo and piss are two entirely different things!

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

symbolic posted:

throw it in a bag of rice to draw the moisture out

it worked for my sister's phone when she dropped it in the toilet

i tried thsi and now all my rice tastes like piss

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

Mange Mite posted:

i tried thsi and now all my rice tastes like piss
what a shame, welcome to the real world

sluggo is mad
Jan 14, 2012

Buglord
i bought an 80 dollar lifeproof case and now piss on my phone whenever i want

E: i was pissing on it while i read this thread

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k

sluggo is mad posted:

E: i was pissing on it while i read this thread

Money well spent imho. Some things in life you don't go cheap on.

E. Like golden shower hobbies and internet forums.

sluggo is mad
Jan 14, 2012

Buglord
way to make it all weird, man

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO

Cowcaster posted:

good point I will unstick it now

:cheers: now it can survive or die on its own merits!

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib
Dropped my droid 1 phone into a bowl of cereal

Whole milk kept it safe

I pity the fools dropping their electronics in glorified white water

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ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib
This is also why I sit to piss if I'm gonna dick around on my phone

Cause I dropped my dumb phone in the toilet at work 9 years ago. Never again.

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