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KiteAuraan posted:Jim Davis likes to lure fat Midwestern women into a house with promises of rare Garfield sketches and merchandise, then he drugs them and takes them to his sex dungeon, which is a 1:1 scale replica of Garfield's house. The frumpy ones he rapes while wearing a Garfield suit, the fat ones he makes dress as a calendar set to Monday and has them whip his balls and the pretty ones he forces to dress as Liz and peg him while he is dressed as Jon. He... he thought I was pretty?
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chaosbreather posted:Well yeah, OP, haven't you read his books, The Dilbert Principle and The Dilbert Future? They're really entertaining but he is totally insane. For example, he believes that the theory of evolution will be disproved within our lifetime, and that everything that has ever lived is still out there, hiding. And he posits that gravity is caused by everything constantly growing in size, so when you jump you hit the Earth again because it grows under your feet, which are growing exactly the same time, but not the space between them. Also that affirmations made him not get cancer. He's totally nuts but super enjoyable, the comics are actually among least entertaining things he's done. hey uh I mentioned the other poo poo above but the expanding universe = gravity thing is presented just as a thought experiment and not something he actually believes, he even provides cases where it doesn't model gravity as we know it as counterexamples the dudes crazy enough without just making poo poo up about him, u know?
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Berkley Breathed was a good comic man. Between him and Bill Waterson there was hope.
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Has Mr. Adams showed up yet to defend himself?
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chaosbreather posted:Well yeah, OP, haven't you read his books, The Dilbert Principle and The Dilbert Future? They're really entertaining but he is totally insane. For example, he believes that the theory of evolution will be disproved within our lifetime, and that everything that has ever lived is still out there, hiding. And he posits that gravity is caused by everything constantly growing in size, so when you jump you hit the Earth again because it grows under your feet, which are growing exactly the same time, but not the space between them. Also that affirmations made him not get cancer. He's totally nuts but super enjoyable, the comics are actually among least entertaining things he's done. Ya I'm sure he believes all this verbatim and it isn't just a gross misreading from a guy with an axe to grind, lol
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kindermord posted:and good lord goons get mad about the silliest things. he's a sperg who writes a comic that was kinda funny back in the day, try not to let it ruin your day. I don't understand how some GBS posters always see people making jokes about a thing and somehow conclude that they are all literally frothing with anger as they pound at their keyboards with closed fists until witty jabs come out A famous person is saying literally insane things and that is funny, don't know what else to tell you 
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Zombie Boat posted:Has Mr. Adams showed up yet to defend himself? is this a callout thread? mods?
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It probably got drowned out by the rest of his insanity, but in one of his books he also details an extremely autistic method for eating pretzels.
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loquacius posted:I don't understand how some GBS posters always see people making jokes about a thing and somehow conclude that they are all literally frothing with anger as they pound at their keyboards with closed fists until witty jabs come out I'm friggin pissed personally. But that's just me
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Fojar38 posted:is this a callout thread? hell, i don't think God himself can save Scottie at this point
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I'm such a nice guy, why won't these horrible cunts have sex with me?
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Fojar38 posted:is this a callout thread? A Scott Adams enters the fight!
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Beef Turret posted:I'm friggin pissed personally. But that's just me yeah loquacious doesn't speak for me. i'm mad as hell about all this
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Cthulu Carl posted:It probably got drowned out by the rest of his insanity, but in one of his books he also details an extremely autistic method for eating pretzels. Go on...
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he should do some affirmations about it if they work so great
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You know what else has a femmine design that I love to rub all over my face? Vaginas.
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Erethizon_dorsatum posted:Go on... It's been a while, but I believe it's something like - line up four pretzels. Probably on your gut because you're slumped in your chair dateless. - carefully examine pretzels for color, salt amount and distribution, size, shape and some other factors that you probably already have an Excel spreadsheet to track. - Consume what you have determined to be the Best Pretzel. - Replace Best Pretzel with new Pretzel from bag. - Go to step 2.
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Crazyeyes posted:Berkley Breathed was a good comic man. Between him and Bill Waterson there was hope. you know Breathed started up Bloom County again right? donald trump's presidential campaign pushed him over the edge lol
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Nov 24, 2015 19:34
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Fojar38 posted:is this a callout thread? p. sure the mods would be cool with a callout thread where scott adams showed up to get brutally owned
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Cthulu Carl posted:It's been a while, but I believe it's something like That seems less like a good method for always eating the best pretzel and more like the most efficient way to ensure that the three worst pretzels in the bag are sitting on your stomach
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I don't remember exactly but he has some stupid point about how he is going to use his sweet comic dollars to hire all the Central African warlords to worship him or something to prove the futility of war. It was in one of his books.
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projecthalaxy posted:I don't remember exactly but he has some stupid point about how he is going to use his sweet comic dollars to hire all the Central African warlords to worship him or something to prove the futility of war. It was in one of his books. If you don't think Scott Adams is an autistic national treasure then lol At least until he shoots up his office
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Farmer Crack-rear end posted:you know Breathed started up Bloom County again right? I'd heard tell but it doesn't appear in my paper so I kind of lost focus.
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Jon Pop Bitches About His Job, The Dilbert Story, By Scott Adams True story I'm IP banned out of the comments on his blog because he jumped on the "free will is an illusion" bandwagon and I said that if he came up with a test to see if you had free will or not, I would take it and prove I had free will. Also maybe I called him an idiot sperglord a couple of times.
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Volume posted:You know what else has a femmine design that I love to rub all over my face? Vaginas.
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Network Pesci posted:Jon Pop Bitches About His Job, The Dilbert Story, By Scott Adams You must be really cool, to have done that.
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I was going to say 'yeah and he thinks the Earth is expanding' but it's Neal Adams I'm thinking of.... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oJfBSc6e7QQ 
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