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Commie NedFlanders
Mar 8, 2014

We all do it, and it hurts us all.

More than that, it's an affront to the mighty Lord who has blessed us all so greatly


Try to sin less today, if you slip up, seek forgiveness from whomever you sinned against, then seek it from God

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Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG
just sinned big time, sin of onan

Commie NedFlanders
Mar 8, 2014

Greed, hatred, sexual immorality, arrogance, pride, envy, idolatry, lies

These and more destroy us from the inside

Do your jobs, honor your commitments, do your duty, love God

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG
im also really big on sloth

Commie NedFlanders
Mar 8, 2014

Flesh Forge posted:

just sinned big time, sin of onan

Sexual immorality is rampant in the Internet age.

Pornography is a ruthless and terrible vice which hurts your soul and undermines your ability to fully enjoy the passionate and delightful joys that a proper and healthy sexual life can offer

Commie NedFlanders
Mar 8, 2014

Flesh Forge posted:

im also really big on sloth

Nothing makes a man feel more like a man than working hard and working honestly.

Take care of your business and then afterwards the Lord will bless you in your rest!

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

is farting a sin? i just let a huge one rip

Commie NedFlanders
Mar 8, 2014

Forgive those who sin against you!

Commie NedFlanders
Mar 8, 2014

Parallax Scroll posted:

is farting a sin? i just let a huge one rip

I think it's more of the intent that matters there

So like letting one rip when someone is talking about 9/11, yeah, but otherwise probably not

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG

Commie NedFlanders posted:

Forgive those who sin against you!

so if farting is indeed a sin, forgive those who fart against you! unless there is some sort of semisolid discharge included in which case it may be time to smite the unrighteous

The Grimace
Sep 18, 2005

Are you a BigMac of imbeciles!?

Parallax Scroll posted:

is farting a sin? i just let a huge one rip

jesus christ, if farting is a sin then I'm adolf hitler :smith:

Commie NedFlanders
Mar 8, 2014

Just like basic structure and discipline allow a poopy-butt toddler grow into a smart-aleck 9 year old GBS poster, God's Law allows children in spirit to grow and flourish into strong men and women.

God's laws can raise monkeys into Michaelangelos :pray:


The path of sin turns men into babies

Commie NedFlanders
Mar 8, 2014

Flesh Forge posted:

so if farting is indeed a sin, forgive those who fart against you! unless there is some sort of semisolid discharge included in which case it may be time to smite the unrighteous

Let he who is without gas light the first match

Throwdini
Aug 2, 2006
sins are a hoax

Commie NedFlanders
Mar 8, 2014

Feel free to share how sin has destroyed your life or how the opposite has helped



When I was a kid I was a big reader, I loved to read and my parents encouraged it. I grew up in a dank ghetto and reading was a safe form of inside entertainment with no cable tv.

Each and every grade I was known as the top reader in my grade, until I hit puberty and discovered Lust.

I began trying to get the attention of girls, and when I got the Internet, all bets were off .

I stopped reading until high school and even then I only read filth like chuck palahniuk because my mind had been soured by sin and it wasn't until my last 2 years of college that I discovered reading is cool again

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
my afterlife fantasy is to go to hell and then work for Satan and come back as a demon in human form whose sole purpose is to lead others into sin and corruption

party demon

Commie NedFlanders
Mar 8, 2014

Throwdini posted:

sins are a hoax

They sure are because they offer pleasure and ease but really they bring suffering and hardship!

Commie NedFlanders
Mar 8, 2014

Moridin920 posted:

my afterlife fantasy is to go to hell and then work for Satan and come back as a demon in human form whose sole purpose is to lead others into sin and corruption

party demon

Misery loves company

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
a meal always tastes better with a pinch of sin

OpaqueEcho
Feb 8, 2003

oh no no bro oh no

The Grimace posted:

jesus christ, if farting is a sin then I'm adolf hitler :smith:

:gas:

bag em and tag em
Nov 4, 2008
Sorry, gonna keep pounding that puss, no ring, everyday.

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit
I almost forgot to jerk off, thank you.

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Sinning and not sinning have the same mortality rate OP. hth

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins
sin sustains me

Nelson Mandingo
Mar 27, 2005




Hey OP I just had like a real massive poo poo in the toilet a little while ago, I mean this was a real monster stinker. And I really enjoyed it. Is that sin?

Commie NedFlanders
Mar 8, 2014

Nelson Mandingo posted:

Hey OP I just had like a real massive poo poo in the toilet a little while ago, I mean this was a real monster stinker. And I really enjoyed it. Is that sin?

No but posting about it like this may be

OpaqueEcho
Feb 8, 2003

oh no no bro oh no
is being a commie a Sin

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
i long for the sweet release of death, OP

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit

dad gay. so what posted:

i long for the sweet release of death, OP

I don't think this is sinful unless you follow through. I could be wrong.

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:
i was peeing and accidentally touched my private area (i didnt have my no-no tongs wit me)

op am i going to hell?

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG

dad gay. so what posted:

i long for the sweet release of death, OP

the sin of onan might help you friend

LadyAmbien
Oct 22, 2015

Flesh Forge posted:

im also really big on sloth

Sloth is my jam.

dad gay. so what posted:

i long for the sweet release of death, OP

No, my sweet prince, no.

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit
I have high hopes for this thread. I love typing about jerking off and satan.

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
is eating a booty a hole a sin if no I think I'm pure

LadyAmbien
Oct 22, 2015

mdm posted:

is eating a booty a hole a sin if no I think I'm pure

The eatin' butthole thread is over on pg 2, I think.

vug
Jan 23, 2015

by Cowcaster

mdm posted:

is eating a booty a hole a sin if no I think I'm pure

they used to be a bit prudish about that sort of thing but these days i think you can do whatever acts preparatory to the marital act you want as long as the unitive and procreative nature of the marital act is fully observed

Vaginal Vagrant
Jan 12, 2007

by R. Guyovich

Flesh Forge posted:

just sinned big time, sin of onan

You didn't cum in your dead brothers wife?

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot

vug posted:

they used to be a bit prudish about that sort of thing but these days i think you can do whatever acts preparatory to the marital act you want as long as the unitive and procreative nature of the marital act is fully observed

that's cool b/c whenever i lick a booty hole i have the full intention of marrying the booty hole

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit

rock rock posted:

You didn't cum in your dead brothers wife?

I'm pretty sure the bible is down with this.

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Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
lol if you won't lick a butthole

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