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Well I can't get off unless it's immoral and degrading so there. 
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im like the sloth murder from se7en but without someone making me do it
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Nov 24, 2015 00:14
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dad gay. so what posted:i long for the sweet release of death, OP InterFaced posted:I don't think this is sinful unless you follow through. I could be wrong. Naw ya remember how Jesus said that someone who lusts in their heart has already committed adultery? Same thing with every other sin, you're already guilty before actually doing it. So if you're gonna do the time, might as well do the crime. Whoops, just thought about hiring a prostitute, guess I'll be going now.
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Nov 24, 2015 00:20
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Any separation from the Holy Spirit is imaginary. U are already united. U are already forgiven. All ur hate and strife and gonads are only pretend. Namatse
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Nov 24, 2015 00:21
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Phobic Nest posted:Naw ya remember how Jesus said that someone who lusts in their heart has already committed adultery? Same thing with every other sin, you're already guilty before actually doing it. Thank you for the clarification. Welp, time to kill myself.
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Nov 24, 2015 00:21
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InterFaced posted:Thank you for the clarification. Welp, time to kill myself. Kill a few others before you do, but only if you've thought about it.
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Nov 24, 2015 00:29
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rock rock posted:You didn't cum in your dead brothers wife? no i spilled my seed upon the ground, which is pretty bad too and also gross to step in unlike the other situation
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Nov 24, 2015 00:29
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Commie NedFlanders posted:Sexual immorality is rampant in the Internet age. This is actually true.  dad gay. so what posted:i long for the sweet release of death, OP Same here. I mean, long for the sweet release of your death. A misanthrope posted:i was peeing and accidentally touched my private area (i didnt have my no-no tongs wit me) Yes, but not for that. Check your posting record.
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Nov 24, 2015 14:54
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Keep reading the title as "spinning". You're not the loving boss of me OP I will pirouette and twist and even spin when I want to. And I want to. Wheeeeeeeee
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Nov 24, 2015 15:01
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Blurry Gray Thing posted:Keep reading the title as "spinning". Burn in hell, sodomite!
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Nov 24, 2015 15:23
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I wonder what the world record is for the shortest amount of time to break all ten commandments. That should be a thing.
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Nov 24, 2015 15:34
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ghlbtsk posted:I wonder what the world record is for the shortest amount of time to break all ten commandments. Graven images and adulatory are my favs.
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Nov 24, 2015 15:43
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I just did a google image search for graven images and most of them are pretty lame. Apparently everything inside of catholic churches is graven images.
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Nov 24, 2015 15:55
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god is a stinky doo doo head Waiting for my destruction now.
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Nov 24, 2015 16:01
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Still no destruction. With this kind of work ethic in His smiting I think God is kind of a hypocrite if He's still dinging people for sloth. E: Really He should probably scratch wrath off the list too, you can only unleash so many plagues before it starts to wear a little thin.
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Nov 24, 2015 16:49
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ghlbtsk posted:I wonder what the world record is for the shortest amount of time to break all ten commandments. If there is a speedrun leaderboard, I'm sure Carl Panzram is in the top 5.
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Nov 24, 2015 16:55
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Commie NedFlanders posted:We all do it, and it hurts us all. Hey guys. Stop liking things and enjoying life. Get back to violence and oppression the way GOD intended!
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Nov 24, 2015 17:18
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Commie NedFlanders posted:We all do it, and it hurts us all. The existence granted by your god is not a blessing, it is an insult, a tragedy, and a great sin all of its own. At least, it would be if I believed in the existence of your god. Perhaps it is lucky that I do not. Because if I did truly believe your god existed, I would make war upon Him. I would gather allies and weaken his assets and then assail Him, even though I know it is useless because He is the Amaranth of this reality. He'd have to fake his own death to allow a new nested universe to develop and it's all very fun to imagine and pretend. But in the end you have to realise that the universe is going to decay into nothingness, and your mind with it.
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Nov 24, 2015 17:23
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this is a 100% accurate representation of me in hell for all the sins i did forgive me for being so sexy, jesus
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Nov 24, 2015 17:24
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A misanthrope posted:this is a 100% accurate representation of me in hell for all the sins i did Does anyone else see him sanwiched between two flaming buttholes?
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Nov 24, 2015 18:00
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I keep reading the title as "stop sinning, i will destroy you!"
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Nov 24, 2015 18:01
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Mange Mite posted:Does anyone else see him sanwiched between two flaming buttholes? that may also be related to the sins i committed yes
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Nov 24, 2015 18:20
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my holy undergarments protect me from all sins and prevents me from sinning. especially my holy thong. they also confer +5 resistance to fire damage
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Nov 24, 2015 18:28
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OP I'm having trouble figuring out what is sinful and what isn't, is this written down anywhere?
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Nov 24, 2015 18:31
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It's pretty hilarious to think we were hardcoded to want certain things, only to be harshly judged for wanting them. And trying to avoid these things causes you to slowly crack up and go crazy.
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is my sexual immortality a sin or a godless abomination for clarification i worship the beast within
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