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If I were a Thanksgiving Turkey... I would look at me. I would listen to humans talking. I would watch to see if someone was going to come and get me for Thanksgiving dinner. I would want to explore the woods. If I were a Thanksgiving turkey… I would smell another turkey that got cooked for Thanksgiving dinner. I would taste a leaf. I would be stuffed with myself because I was Thanksgiving dinner. I would wish to be a flying turkey so nobody could get me and eat me. I would run as fast as I can if someone is trying to get me for Thanksgiving dinner. ~fin |
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believably could have been written by a turkey. A+ op. |
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Nov 24, 2015 04:47
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I like how it encourages us to enjoy life, to explore the forest and taste the leaves, yet it reminds us of our own mortality while still implying that death itself is a beautiful, even a delicious thing |
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Nov 24, 2015 06:23
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please post the hand-print turkey that accompanies all 5 year old thanksgiving poems. |
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Nov 24, 2015 06:28
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google THIS posted:I would be stuffed with myself because I was Thanksgiving dinner. i don't think your daughter understands stuffing |
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Nov 24, 2015 06:47
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time for another A.C. rap |
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Nov 24, 2015 12:16
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voted '5' would read poem again
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Nov 24, 2015 12:19
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google THIS posted:I would want to explore the woods. 
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Nov 24, 2015 13:20
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its goodgoogle THIS posted:I like how it encourages us to enjoy life, to explore the forest and taste the leaves, yet it reminds us of our own mortality while still implying that death itself is a beautiful, even a delicious thing this |
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Nov 24, 2015 13:21
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pig slut lisa posted:time for another A.C. rap also this 
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Nov 24, 2015 13:21
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What's that smell? It's yummy foods bakin' They call it Thanksgiving but I'm all about Thanks-TAKIN' I'll take a drumstick I'll take some gravy On my mashed potatoes and then maybe I'll shovel on some cranberry sauce And a lot of stuffing on my plate is tossed String bean casserole, you're coming too! I'm gonna gain me some pounds before I'm through! So much food to pile on my plate When's dinner time I can hardly wait! Gonna get me some food nom, nom, nom I excel at gettin' my glutton on I've had deep fried turkey (Someone else did the pluckin') I've had elk and moose jerky (Even tried turducken) But I'll tell you the truth and this ain't a lie When it comes to Thanks-TAKIN' it's all about the pies I like pumpkin apple and cherry I like peach and Marion Berry Marshmallows on top and the sweet potato don't stop If I Thanks-TAKE anymore I swear I'll pop! Happy Thanks-TAKING everyone! https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Nov 24, 2015 13:38
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trying to upstage a literal five-year-old smdh |
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Nov 24, 2015 14:09
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google THIS posted:trying to upstage a literal five-year-old smdh No, that wasn't it at all! I was reading the replies and I got the impression folks were asking for a rap and I felt inspired so I shared. I can start my own thread if you prefer https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Nov 24, 2015 14:12
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jett's daughter has faced a lot of adversity. she's going to waste you like you're papa doc. e: also i guess in this metaphor that would make her a michigan fan, eat it jett |
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Nov 24, 2015 14:20
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Ok I take it all back and consider this a Thanks-give-in. You win, Jett Juniorette! My rap is weak!
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Nov 24, 2015 14:26
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Macabre school assignments: Alright children, today I want you to get into the mindset of an early onset plague victim in Edinburgh, 1645. |
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Nov 24, 2015 14:38
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Lizard Wizard posted:i don't think your daughter understands stuffing or is she actually a genius? Turkey ouroboros = the new turducken?
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Nov 24, 2015 17:08
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posting smiling posted:believably could have been written by a turkey. A+ op. |
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Nov 24, 2015 17:10
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Lizard Wizard posted:i don't think your daughter understands stuffing That's actually the poem's deepest line. The turkey gets stuffed, but so too do all the diners, you are 'stuffed' at the end of Thanksgiving dinner, stuffed with turkey. In both partaking of and being the Thanksgiving dinner, Jett's turkey-daughter would need to be 'stuffed' in the terms of being a turkey, but in terms of partaking in dinner, that with which she would be stuffed would inevitably be herself. |
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Nov 24, 2015 17:19
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good food good meat good god uncle stan is drunk again mom mommm mom |
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Nov 24, 2015 17:53
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Theglavwen posted:That's actually the poem's deepest line. The turkey gets stuffed, but so too do all the diners, you are 'stuffed' at the end of Thanksgiving dinner, stuffed with turkey. In both partaking of and being the Thanksgiving dinner, Jett's turkey-daughter would need to be 'stuffed' in the terms of being a turkey, but in terms of partaking in dinner, that with which she would be stuffed would inevitably be herself. this is my interpretation |
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Nov 24, 2015 18:31
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i, too, want to taste a leafgoogle THIS posted:this is my interpretation yeah that's pretty good! |
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Nov 24, 2015 18:50
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A grade school turkey assignment freak accident sliced my left cornea open
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Nov 25, 2015 05:27
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google THIS posted:trying to upstage a literal five-year-old smdh I could beat your 5 year old up. I'm sure of it. |
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Nov 25, 2015 05:33
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my dad could beat up your kid |
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Nov 25, 2015 06:16
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social vegan posted:my dad could beat up your kid *ding-dong!* Mr. Johnson: Oh, hello! You're little Bobby's dad! Bobby's Dad: uh, yeah. Hi, I'm here for the fight? Mr. Johnson: Fight? Bobby's Dad: Yeah. Bobby told me I had to come here and beat up your kid or else... Mr. Johnson Or else what? Bobby's Dad: Or else I got cooties... Mr. Johnson (stepping aside so Bobby's Dad can enter the house): Well in that case you better come in and get it over with. https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Nov 25, 2015 14:27
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bumper sticker: i beat up your honor student |
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Nov 25, 2015 14:53
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Your kid has no martial spirit- in fact they wrote poetry which is like negative powerlevel. On top of that they're like 5 and I could definitely beat up a child. |
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Nov 25, 2015 15:40
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Nurses and teachers beat up hundreds of children, just as part of their day to day schedule, just getting paid. Beating up kids is like picking fruit that's how easy it's gonna be when I face your little girl in the ring |
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