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Check the week 1 OP for all of the rules and such. Turkeys!Those of you who need a few extra points to get back in the game are in luck! To celebrate the bounty of Thanksgiving, 1KoB is giving away bonus points in the form of the Turkey Rule! Here's how it works: You may designate up to five players as 'Turkeys' when submitting this week's list. A turkey must fulfill the following criteria:
All of your turkey players' yardage does count towards the whole of your list, so be careful not to overshoot! For each of your turkey players that comes in under 25 yards in their designated yardage type you get 5 bonus points, and if you hit on all five turkey players your bonus is doubled for a total of 50 points! So root for failure in accordance with the most sacred of Thanksgiving football traditions! (All of this shamelessly stolen from last year's Thanksgiving thread, thanks Grozz Nuy) Week 11 Final Results pre:Dubar - 1046 2 Epi Lepi - 1014 3 Tavarin - 989 48 von Metternich - 972 47 Thaddius the Large 954 46 The Big Jesus - 948 95 Watt bobjr - 930 44 WaffleZombie - 924 43 MrLogan - 917 42 rebel1608 - 897 41 Bachtere - 890 40 skaboomizzy - 873 39 korrandark - 869 38 marioinblack - 830 37 Fenrir - 825 36 Deceptive - 814 35 Athanatos - 813 34 Chichevache - 809 33 TurboFlamingChicken 804 32 axeil - 804 31 Benne - 796 30 Arnold Layne - 771 29 Ron Roenicke - 769 28 WeLandedOnTheMoon! 762 27 Mughe - 759 26 aBagorn - 756 0 Watt GUISSEPPE PIZZAPIE 753 25 solauran - 743 24 Nystral - 735 23 Felter Chesthard 734 22 Azhais - 726 21 13 year old girls 719 20 seiferguy - 701 19 pixelbot2000 - 695 18 kalensc - 671 17 Okibi - 670 16 JRizzle - 668 15 Tzen - 651 14 Grittybeard - 648 13 Christ Pseudoscientist 645 12 Cruel and Unusual 640 11 Metapod - 611 10 No Butt Stuff - 611 9 OxySnake - 548 8 Filthy Hans - 519 7 Parmesan Basil - 395 6 Hockles - 356 5 Bjay9 - 277 4 http://tinyurl.com/1kyob2015 **Week 3 standings changed to reflect Azhais' 1000 in Week 7  The J.J. Watt Token: Formerly known as the Ryan token, playing the Watt token gets you 50 bonus points for a top 10 score and 100 bonus points for the best score of the week, but if you finish outside the top 10 you get zero, so you'd best be able to back up your tough talk. In addition, you can use the Watt token as much as you want if you keep getting the bonus, but if you use the Watt token and fail to make the top 10, you can't use it again for the entire rest of the season unless you hit a perfect 1000. Not for you pansies that take selfies. Watt Did You Do? The following users have used and whiffed on their Watt token: 13 year old girls aBagorn bjay9 Felter Chesthard marioinblack Metapod Mind_Taker seiferguy solauran spacejung The Puppy Bowl Tzen WeLandedOnTheMoon! Week 12 Schedule BYE None Thanksgiving PHI @ DET (12:30pm EST) CAR @ DAL (4:30pm EST) CHI @ GB (8:30pm EST) Sunday - 1pm EST OAK @ TEN BUF @ KC TB @ IND NYG @ WAS NO @ HOU MIN @ ATL STL @ CIN SD @ JAC MIA @ NYJ Sunday - 4pm EST ARI @ SF PIT @ SEA Sunday Night NE @ DEN Monday Night BAL @ CLE Remember, please list teams with all of your players, using the team abbreviations shown above.
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I like that you had this ready to go after MNF. I dislike my performance so far this year.
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Nov 24, 2015 06:54
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Turkeys DET - Theo Riddick - Rushing Yards CAR - Mike Tolbert - Rushing Yards CHI - Zach Miller - Receiving Yards GB - John Kuhn - Rushing Yards GB - James Starks - Rushing Yards Regular NYJ - Ryan Fitzpatrick - Passing Yards PIT - Antonio Brown - Receiving Yards NE - Tom Brady - Passing Yards DEN - Ronnie Hillman - Rushing Yards G#: Duke Johnson Jr - Receiving Yards gently caress it, all in. Hockles fucked around with this message at 07:30 on Nov 24, 2015 |
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Nov 24, 2015 07:11
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Turkeys: GB - John Kuhn - Rushing Yards CHI - Marc Mariani - Receiving Yards CAR - Mike Tolbert - Rushing Yards DAL - Robert Turbin - Rushing Yards PHI - Nelson Agholor - Receiving Yards Normal: OAK - Derek Carr - Passing Yards WAS - Kirk Cousins - Passing Yards PIT - Antonio Brown - Receiving Yards CLE - Gary Barnidge - Receiving Yards e: I'm with Hockles, might as well get it out of the way
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Nov 24, 2015 07:31
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Turkeys: DAL - Robert Turbin - Rushing Yards DAL - Cole Beasley - Receiving Yards DET - Theo Riddick - Rushing Yards PHI - Riley Cooper - Receiving Yards GB - Richard Rodgers - Receiving Yards Regular: HOU - Brian Hoyer - Passing Yards TB - Jameis Winston - Rushing Yards ARI - Chris Johnson - Rushing Yards SEA - Thomas Rawls - Rushing Yards STL - Todd Gurley - Rushing Yards HOU - DeAndre Hopkins - Receiving Yards Goodell Number: CLE - Travis Benjamin - Receiving Yards
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Nov 24, 2015 07:48
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Turkeys: GB - John Kuhn - Rushing Yards CAR - Mike Tolbert - Rushing Yards DAL - Robert Turbin - Rushing Yards DET - Theo Riddick - Rushing Yards GB - James Starks - Rushing Yards Regulars: GB - Aaron Rodgers - Passing Yards ATL - Matt Ryan - Passing Yards DEN - Brock Osweiler - Passing Yards G# - Johnnie Manziel - Rushing Yards
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Nov 24, 2015 16:57
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Turkeys CAR - Mike Tolbert - Rushing Yards DAL - Robert Turbin - Rushing Yards GB - Richard Rodgers - Receiving Yards DET - Eric Ebron - Receiving Yards DET - Theo Riddick - Rushing Yards Regular NO - Drew Brees - Passing Yards ARI - Carson Palmer - Passing Yards TEN - Marcus Mariota - Passing Yards G# BAL - Crockett Gillmore - Receiving Yards
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Nov 24, 2015 18:00
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I think it's time for a Thanksgiving FEAST  Turkeys: PHI - Darren Sproles - Rushing Yards CAR - Mike Tolbert - Rushing Yards GB - John Kuhn - Rushing Yards CHI - Joshua Bellamy - Receiving Yards DAL - Rod Smith - Rushing Yards Standards OAK - Derek Carr - Passing Yards STL - Case Keenum - Passing Yards SD - Phil Rivers - Passing Yards Goodell Number: Javorius Allen - Rushing Yards
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Nov 24, 2015 19:07
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TURKEY TIME: DET - Theo Riddick - Rushing Yards PHI - Darren Sproles - Rushing Yards DAL - Gavin Escobar - Receiving Yards CAR - Fozzy Whitaker - Rushing Yards CHI - Marc Mariani - Receiving Yards THE USUAL: TB - Doug Martin - Rushing Yards ATL - Matt Ryan - Passing Yards NYG - Eli Manning - Passing Yards SF - Blaine Gabbert - Passing Yards Goodell Number: CLE - Gary Barnidge - Receiving Yards
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Nov 24, 2015 20:19
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TURKEYS: DET – Joique Bell – Rushing PHI – Darren Sproles – Rushing GB – James Starks - Rushing CHI – Jeremy Langford - Rushing CAR – Mike Tolbert – Rushing REGULAR: NE – Tom Brady – Passing TB – Jameis Winston – Passing ARI – Carson Palmer - Passing G# - CLE Travis Benjamin – Receiving I’m so going to bust. :oh dear:
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Nov 24, 2015 22:39
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TURKEYS GB - John Kuhn - Rushing CAR - Mike Tolbert - Rushing DAL - Cole Beasley - Receiving GB - Richard Rodgers - Receiving GB - Andrew Quarless - Receiving REGULAR GB - Aaron Rodgers - Passing NE - Tom Brady - Passing SF - Blaine Gabbert - Passing G# CLE - Gary Barnidge - Receiving
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Nov 24, 2015 22:48
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Turkeys: PHI - Darren Sproles - Rushing Yards DET - Joique Bell - Rushing Yards CAR - Mike Tolbert - Rushing Yards DAL - Gavin Escobar - Receiving Yards CHI - Marc Mariani - Receiving Yards Norms: NYG - Eli Manning - Passing Yards TB - Jameis Winston - Passing Yards MIN - Adrian Peterson - Rushing Yards HOU - DeAndre Hopkins - Receiving Yards IND- Coby Fleener - Receiving Yards G#: CLE - Gary Barnidge - Receiving Yards
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Nov 24, 2015 23:02
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Turkeys GB- John Kuhn - Rushing DET - Theo Riddick - Rushing CAR - Mike Tolbert - Rushing CAR - Ed Dickson - Receiving GB - Jeff Janis - Receiving Regular CIN - Andy Dalton - Passing ARI - Carson Palmer - Passing PIT - Antonio Brown - Receiving HOU - DeAndre Hopkins - Receiving Goodell Number CLE - Gary Barnidge - Receiving
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Nov 24, 2015 23:11
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Can we use Thanksgiving players as regular players and not turkeys? Turkeys: DET - Joique Bell - Rushing DET - Theo Riddick - Rushing DET - Michael Burton - Rushing DET - Brandon Pettigrew - Receiving GB - John Kuhn - Rushing Other People: WAS - Kirk Cousins - Passing HOU - Brian Hoyer - Passing SF - Garrett Celek - Receiving CHI - Jeremy Langford - Rushing G#: BAL - Matt Schaub - Passing
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Nov 25, 2015 16:27
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Turkeys: GB - John Kuhn - Rushing DET - Brandon Pettigrew - Receiving PHI - Riley Cooper - Receiving PHI - Nelson Agholor - Receiving CHI - Jeremy Langford - Rushing Regular: OAK - Derek Carr - Passing DEN - Brock Osweiler - Passing KC - Alex Smith - Passing Goodell Number: CLE - Gary Barnidge - Receiving
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Nov 25, 2015 17:57
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Turkeys GB - John Kuhn - Rushing Yards CAR - Mike Tolbert - Rushing Yards DAL - Robert Turbin - Rushing Yards PHI - Darren Sproles - Rushing Yards CHI - Marc Mariani - Receiving Yards Usual Suspects MIN - Teddy Bridgewater - passing yards SEA - Russell Wilson - passing yards CIN - Andy Dalton - passing yards G# - BAL - Kamar Aiken - receiving yards
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Nov 25, 2015 17:59
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Turkeys DET - Lance Moore - Receiving Yards GB - Ty Montgomery - Receiving Yards DAL - Cole Beasley - Receiving Yards CHI - Ka'Deem Carey - Rushing Yards CAR - Mike Tolbert - Rushing Yards Regular OAK - Derek Carr - Passing Yards CIN - Andy Dalton - Passing Yards JAC - T.J. Yeldon - Rushing Yards MIA - Jarvis Landry - Receiving Yards Goodell Number: BAL - Lorenzo Taliaferro - Rushing Yards
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Nov 25, 2015 18:48
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Turkey Gang PHI - Riley Cooper - receiving yards CAR - Mike Tolbert - rushing yards PHI - Miles Austin - receiving yards OAK - Jamize Olawale - rushing yards DET - Joique Bell - rushing yards Regular Gang NE - Tom Brady - passing yards GB - Aaron Rodgers - passing yards SEA - Thomas Rawls - rushing yards NYJ - Brandon Marshall - receiving yards WSH - DeSean Jackson - receiving yards G#: BAL - Chris Givens - receiving yards
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Nov 25, 2015 20:27
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Turkeys: DET - Eric Ebron - Receiving Yards DAL - Cole Beasley - Receiving Yards GB - John Kuhn - Rushing Yards Regular: NO- Drew Brees- Passing Yards JAX- TJ Yeldon- Rushing Yards HOU - DeAndre Hopkins - Receiving Yards GB - Aaron Rodgers - Passing Yards SEA - Thomas Rawls - Rushing Yards Oh my god I'm so bad all of a sudden
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Nov 25, 2015 22:28
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GOBBLE GOBBLE: DET - Theo Riddick - rushing CAR - Ed Dickson - receiving CAR - Mike Tolbert - rushing GB - John Kuhn - rushing CHI - Ka'Deem Carey - rushing Regular players NO - Drew Brees - passing WAS - Kirk Cousins - passing NYJ - Chris Ivory - rushing CLE - Gary Barnidge - receiving
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Nov 25, 2015 23:44
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Turkeys GB - John Kuhn - Rushing CAR - Mike Tolbert - rushing OAK - Olawale - rushing OAK - C. Walford - receiving MIN - Z. Line - rushing Regular OAK - Derek Carr - passing CIN - Andy Dalton - passing KC - Matt Cassell - passing Goodell #: Matt Schaub - rushing
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Nov 26, 2015 02:18
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Turkeys: GB - John Kuhn rushing CAR - Mike Tolbert rushing DET - Theo Riddick rushing PHI - Darren Sproles rushing GB - Richard Rogers receiving Regulars: TEN - MARCUS Mariota Passing ATL - MATT Ryan Passing NE - TOM BRADY PASSING Cle - duke Johnson rushing
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Nov 26, 2015 02:19
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Turkeys to be Stuffed DET - Theo Riddick: Rushing Yards PHI - Brent Celek: Receiving Yards GB - Eddie Lacy: Rushing Yards GB - Richard Rogers: Receiving Yards DET - Ameer Abdullah: Rushing Yards Turkeys to go HAM NE - Tom Brady: Passing Yards MIN - Teddy Bridgewater: Passing Yards HOU - DeAndre Hopkins: Receiving Yards Goodell Number! CLE - Duke Johnson: Rushing Yards
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Nov 26, 2015 02:49
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Turkeys PHI - Brent Celek - Receiving Yards DET - Theo Riddick - Rushing Yards CAR - Mike Tolbert - Rushing Yards DAL - Gavin Escobar - Receiving Yards GB - John Kuhn - Rushing Yards Non-Turkeys MIN - Teddy Bridgewater - Passing Yards JAX - Blake Bortles - Passing Yards ARI - Carson Palmer - Passing Yards Goodell Number BAL - Crockett Gilmore - Receiving Yards
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Nov 26, 2015 04:23
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Turkeys Car - Mike Tolbert - Rushing Yards DET - Theo Riddick - Rushing Yards GB - Richard Rogers - Receiving Yards GB - John Kuhn - Rushing Yards CHI - Jeremy Langford - Rushing Yards Regulars NE - Tom Brady - Passing Yards CIN - Andy Dalton - Passing Yards MIN - Adrian Peterson - Rushing Yards SEA - Thomas Rawls - Rushing Yards G# CLE Travis Benjamin – Receiving bobjr fucked around with this message at 09:00 on Nov 26, 2015 |
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Nov 26, 2015 05:26
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Turkeys DET - Theo Reddick - rushing yards GB - John Kuhn - rushing yards CAR - Mike Tolbert - rushing yards PHI - Nelson Agholor - receiving yards CAR - Corey Brown - receiving yards Regulars ARI - Carson Palmer - passing yards TB - Jameis Winston - passing yards HOU -Brian Hoyer - passing yards g#CLE - Travis Benjamin - receiving yards
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Nov 26, 2015 05:36
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Turkeys: DAL - Cole Beasley - Receiving Yards CAR - Mike Tolbert - Rushing Yards DET - Theo Riddick - Rushing Yards DET - Joique Bell - Rushing Yards GB - Richard Rogers - Receiving Yards Regular: OAK - Derek Carr - Passing Yards CIN - Andy Dalton - Passing Yards MIN - Adrian Peterson - Rushing Yards HOU - DeAndre Hopkins: Receiving Yards Goodell: BAL-Matt Schaub-Passing Yards Edited about ten minutes after I posted. von Metternich fucked around with this message at 06:22 on Nov 26, 2015 |
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Nov 26, 2015 06:12
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Turkeys: CAR - Mike Tolbert - Rushing Yards DET - Theo Riddick - Rushing Yards DET - Joique Bell - Rushing Yards DAL - Cole Beasley - Receiving Yards PHI - Riley Cooper - Receiving Yards Regular: TB - Doug Martin - Rushing Yards TB - Charles Sims - Receiving Yards TB - Mike Evans - Receiving Yards TB - Donteea Dye - Receiving Yards TB - Adam Humphries - Receiving Yards TB - Vincent Jackson - Receiving Yards TB - Austin Seferian-Jenkins - Receiving Yards TB - Russel Shepard - Receiving Yards TB - Brandon Myers - Receiving Yards TB - Cameron Brate - Receiving Yards JAC - Allen Robinson - Receiving Yards JAC - Allen Hurns - Receiving Yards JAC - T. J. Yeldon - Rushing Yards CAR - Cam Newton - Rushing Yards CAR - Greg Olsen - Receiving Yards Goodell #: BAL - Javorius Allen - Rushing Yards
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Nov 26, 2015 07:26
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Turkeys CAR - Mike Tolbert - Rushing GB - John Kuhn - Rushing DET - Theo Riddick - Rushing PHI - Darren Sproles - Rushing PHI - Nelson Agholor- Receiving The rest GB - Aaron Rodgers - Passing DAL - Tony Romo - Passing DET - Matthew Stafford - Passing GOODELL CLE - Duke Johnson Jr - Receiving
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Nov 26, 2015 08:00
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Christ Pseudoscientist posted:Turkeys Oakland and Minnesota do not play on Thanksgiving.
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Nov 26, 2015 08:05
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Turkey GB - John Kuhn - Rushing Yards CAR - Mike Tolbert - Rushing Yards DAL - Robert Turbin - Rushing Yards PHI - Darren Sproles - Rushing Yards CHI - Marc Mariani - Receiving Yards Stuffing SEA - Russell Wilson - Passing Yards SD - Phillip Rivers - Passing Yards NE - Tom Brady - Passing Yards NE - Rob Gronkowski - Receiving Yards G# - BAL - Buck Allen- Receiving Yards
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Nov 26, 2015 08:26
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1) You can use Thanksgiving players as regular players if you want. (i.e. Aaron Rodgers - Passing as a regular yardage) 2) Dudes who posted non-Thanksgiving players as Turkeys -- edit them into Thanksgiving players before your list locks (when the first player on your list plays), or else you'll forfeit the Turkey bonus for that slot, and the player will still count towards your yardage. 3) Manziel isn't playing, so you might wanna fix those Goodell Numbers
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Nov 26, 2015 08:37
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Turkeys - shamelessly stolen from korrandark GB- John Kuhn - rushing DET - Theo Riddick - rushing CAR - Mike Tolbert - rushing CAR - Ed Dickson - receiving GB - Jeff Janis - receiving Normals ATL - Matt Ryan - passing NE - Tom Brady - passing NYG - Eli Manning - passing G# - BAL - Matt Schaub - rushing Hope you all get stuffed this Thanksgiving, TFF Filthy Hans fucked around with this message at 19:12 on Nov 26, 2015 |
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Nov 26, 2015 10:59
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Gobblers: GB John Kuhn - rushing CHI Marc Mariani - receiving DET Joique Bell - rushing DAL Gavin Escobar - receiving PHI Miles Austin - receiving ---------------------------------------------- OAK Derek Carr - passing OAK Michael Crabtree - receiving DEN Brock Osweiler - passing Goodell # - CLE Josh McCown - passing
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Nov 26, 2015 11:25
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Filthy Hans posted:G# - CLE - Matt Schaub - rushing Do you mean: CLE - Josh McCown - Rushing or BAL - Matt Schaub - Rushing
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Nov 26, 2015 11:45
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Turkeys GB - John Kuhn - Rushing DET - Theo Riddick - Rushing DET - Joique Bell - Rushing GB - Richard Rogers - Receiving CAR - Ed Dickson - Receiving The Rest PIT - Ben Roethlisberger - Passing yards PIT - Antonio Brown - Receiving Yards PIT - Deangelo WIlliams - Rushing Yards PIT - Martavis Bryant - Receiving Yards PIT - Heath Miller - Receiving Yards G#: CLE - Travis Benjamin - Receiving Yards
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Nov 26, 2015 15:34
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Turkeys PHI - Darren Sproles - Rushing yards DET - Brandon Pettigrew - Receiving yards CAR - Mike Tolbert - Rushing yards CAR - Fozzy Whitaker - Rushing Yards CHI - Jeremy Langford - Rushing Yards Cranberries HOU - Matt Schaub - Passing Yards MIN - Teddy Bridgewater - Passing Yards SF - Blaine Gabbert - Passing Yards Goodell CLE - Gary Barnidge - Receiving Yards
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Nov 26, 2015 16:31
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Hockles, would the use of a Watt token without achieving a top 10 score also erase the turkey bonuses?
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Nov 26, 2015 16:55
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Turkeys Det - Theo Riddick - Rushing Det - Joique Bell - Rushing Phi - Darren Sproles - Rushing Car - Mike Tolbert - Rushing GB - Richard Rodgers - Receiving Regulars Ari - Carson Palmer - Passing Ari - Chris Johnson - Rushing Ari - Andre Ellington - Rushing Cin - Carson Palmer - Passing Cin - Giovani Bernard - Rushing Cin - Jeremy Hill - Rushing Cle - Gary Barnidge - Receiving - G#
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Nov 26, 2015 17:20
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Turkeys DET - Zach Zenner - Rushing DET - Theo Riddick - Rushing CAR - Mike Tolbert - Rushing CHI - Jacquizz Rodgers - Rushing GB - Richard Rodgers - Receiving Norms GB - Aaron Rodgers - Passing DET - Matthew Stafford - Passing CAR - Cam Newton - Passing Goodell #: BAL - Justin Forsett - Rushing
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