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korrandark
Jan 5, 2009
Justin Forsett is out for the year.

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Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
Turkeys:
PHI - Darren Sproles - Rushing
DET - Theo Riddick - Rushing
CAR - Mike Tolbert - Rushing
DAL - Robert Turbin - Rushing
CHI - Ka'Deem Carey - Rushing

Others:
CIN - Andy Dalton - Passing
ARI - Carson Palmer - Passing
NYG- Odell Beckham - Receiving
TB - Mike Evans - Receiving

Goodell #/Bonus Turkey: CLE - Isaiah Crowell - Rushing

axeil
Feb 14, 2006
Turkey

PHI - Miles Austin - receiving yards
PHI - Kenjon Barner - rushing yards
PHI - Riley Cooper - receiving yards
DET - Joique Bell - rushing yards
DAL - Robert Turbin - rushing yards
CAR - Fozzy Whiticker - rushing yards
CHI - Mark Mariani - receiving yards
GB - John Khun - rushing yards

Not turkey

OAK - Derek Carr - passing yards
NYG - Eli Manning - passing yards
BUF - LeSean McCoy - rushing yards
NYJ - Chris Ivory - rushing yards

G#: CLE - Gary Barnidge - receiving yards

Philly has lovely receivers.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
You only get 5 turkeys Axeil.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.
Turkeys:

CAR- Mike Tolbert- Rushing
DET- Joique Bell- Rushing
CHI- Kadeem Carey- Rushing
DET- Theo Riddick- Rushing
DAL- Gavin Escobar- Receiving

Normies:
DAL- Tony Romo- Passing
GB- Aaron Rodgers- Rushing
GB- Aaron Rodgers- Passing
PHI- Mark Sanchez- Passing
DET- Golden Tate- Receiving

BAL- Matt Schaub- Rushing

I am also being a total bad rear end and using my Watt Token!

Bachtere posted:

Turkeys
DET - Zach Zenner - Rushing
DET - Theo Riddick - Rushing
CAR - Mike Tolbert - Rushing
CHI - Jacquizz Rodgers - Rushing
GB - Richard Rodgers - Receiving

Norms
GB - Aaron Rodgers - Passing
DET - Matthew Stafford - Passing
CAR - Cam Newton - Passing

Goodell #: BAL - Justin Forsett - Rushing

Zach zener is on IR

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION



Toilet Rascal
Turkeys:

DAL - Robert Turbin - Rushing Yards
DAL - Cole Beasley - Receiving Yards
DET - Theo Riddick - Rushing Yards
PHI - Riley Cooper - Receiving Yards
GB - Richard Rodgers - Receiving Yards

Regular:

SD - Phillip Rivers - Passing Yards
NE - Tom Brady - Passing Yards
CAR - Cam Newton - Passing Yards

Goodell Number: CLE - Gary Barnidge - Receiving Yards

cosmic gumbo
Mar 26, 2005

IMA
  1. GRIP
  2. N
  3. SIP

Christ Pseudoscientist posted:

Turkeys

GB - John Kuhn - Rushing
CAR - Mike Tolbert - rushing
GB - Richard Rodgers - Receiving Yards
DAL - Robert Turbin - Rushing Yards
PHI - Darren Sproles - Rushing Yards

Regular

OAK - Derek Carr - passing
CIN - Andy Dalton - passing
KC - Matt Cassell - passing

Goodell #: Matt Schaub - rushing

fixed because I'm dumb

marioinblack
Sep 21, 2007

Number 1 Bullshit
Turks
CHI: Jeremy Langford - Rushing
GB: Richard Rodgers - Receiving
CAR: Jericho Cotchery - Receiving
CAR: Mike Tolbert - Rushing
PHI: Darren Sproles - Rushing

Real Deal
CIN: Andy Dalton - Passing
TB: Jameis Winston - Passing
NE: Rob Gronkowski - Receiving
GB: James Jones - Receiving
G# Josh McCown - Passing

aBagorn
Aug 26, 2004
Gobble Gobble Turkey Guys
PHI - Darren Sproles - Rushing yards
CAR - Mike Tolbert - rushing yards
PHI - Miles Austin - receiving yards
OAK - Jamize Olawale - rushing yards
DET - Joique Bell - rushing yards

Regular Dudes
NE - Brady - Passing
SD - Rivers - Passing
NO - Brees - Passing

Lonely Goodell Fellow
ATL - Schaub - RUSHING

cosmic gumbo
Mar 26, 2005

IMA
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  2. N
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quote does not equal edit

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

Hockles posted:

Do you mean:

CLE - Josh McCown - Rushing
or
BAL - Matt Schaub - Rushing

BAL - Matt Schaub - rushing

edited my list, sorry I'm such a bonehead

Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

Resident of Camp Blood
Crystal Lake

kalensc posted:

Hockles, would the use of a Watt token without achieving a top 10 score also erase the turkey bonuses?

Yep. All or nothing.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Hockles posted:

Yep. All or nothing.

oh gently caress. :ohdear:

The Big Jesus
Oct 29, 2007

#essereFerrari
Chiche the trick to the Watt token is you have to believe.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

The Big Jesus posted:

Chiche the trick to the Watt token is you have to believe.

All my picks are today, at least. I'll know if I bust or not by 8.

axeil
Feb 14, 2006

Grittybeard posted:

You only get 5 turkeys Axeil.

Ah gently caress. I like chip Kelly am an idiot.

Bjork Bjowlob
Feb 23, 2006
yes that's very hot and i'll deal with it in the morning


Turkeys

CAR - Fozzy Whittaker - Rushing
CAR - Mike Tolbert - Rushing
DAL - Robert Turbin - Rushing
DAL - Devin Street - Receiving
CHI - Marc Mariani - Receiving

Non-turkeys
NO - Mark Ingram - Rushing
STL - Todd Gurley - Rushing
MIN - Adrian Peterson - Rushing
TB - Doug Martin - Rushing
TB - Charles Sims - Rushing
BUF - LeSean McCoy - Rushing
KC - Spencer Ware - Rushing
OAK - Latavious Murray - Rushing
JAC - T.J. Yeldon - Rushing
NYJ - Chris Ivory - Rushing
NYJ - Bilal Powell - Rushing
ARI - Chris Johnson - Rushing
SF - Shaun Draughn - Rushing
PIT - DeAngelo Williams - Rushing

G#: BAL - Buck Allen - Rushing

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.
Just confirming, for Joique Bell, 25 yards of Rushing will not get points, right? It is 24 or under?

Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

Resident of Camp Blood
Crystal Lake

Parmesan Basil posted:

Turkeys:
DET - Eric Ebron - Receiving Yards
DAL - Cole Beasley - Receiving Yards
GB - John Kuhn - Rushing Yards


Regular:
NO- Drew Brees- Passing Yards
JAX- TJ Yeldon- Rushing Yards
HOU - DeAndre Hopkins - Receiving Yards
GB - Aaron Rodgers - Passing Yards
SEA - Thomas Rawls - Rushing Yards

Oh my god I'm so bad all of a sudden

Soooo, you forgot a Goodell Number. I think I'm going to Randomly Select a RB or WR on one of the teams and give you their native yards, it's the season to be thankful for Hockles being so nice.

axeil posted:

Ah gently caress. I like chip Kelly am an idiot.

I'm just going to Randomly Select 5 of your selections as your turkeys, and then keep the other players as regular list players.

Chichevache posted:

Just confirming, for Joique Bell, 25 yards of Rushing will not get points, right? It is 24 or under?

Hmm. I'll say 25.0 yards and under. 25.1 yards does not get turkey points.

Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

Resident of Camp Blood
Crystal Lake

Hockles posted:

Soooo, you forgot a Goodell Number. I think I'm going to Randomly Select a RB or WR on one of the teams and give you their native yards, it's the season to be thankful for Hockles being so nice.

You have selected Travis Benjamin - Receiving Yards
(Enjoy!)


Hockles posted:

I'm just going to Randomly Select 5 of your selections as your turkeys, and then keep the other players as regular list players.

Turkeys:

CAR - Fozzy Whiticker - rushing yards
PHI - Kenjon Barner - rushing yards
PHI - Miles Austin - receiving yards
DET - Joique Bell - rushing yards
GB - John Khun - rushing yards

Regular:

CHI - Mark Mariani - receiving yards
PHI - Riley Cooper - receiving yards
DAL - Robert Turbin - rushing yards


---

Thanks, Random.org!

Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

Resident of Camp Blood
Crystal Lake

Christ Pseudoscientist posted:

fixed because I'm dumb

KC - Matt Cassel

Either you're really dumb, or you're a prophet. Matt Cassel plays on the Cowboys now. So you put Cassel instead of Alex Smith, or forgot Cassel wasn't on KC anymore.

So, you are in with DAL - Matt Cassel - Passing.

Deceptive
Dec 27, 2012
Turkeys

GB - Richard Rodgers - Receiving
GB - James Starks - Rushing
CHI - Jacquizz Rodgers - Rushing
CHI - Marc Mariani - Receiving
CHI - Cameron Meredeth - Receiving

Regular

NE - Tom Brady - Passing
NE - Rob Gronkowski - Receiving
NE - Brandon Lafell - Receiving
NE - LeGarrette Blount - Rushing
CIN - AJ Green - Receiving

Goodell Number - CLE - Josh McCown - Passing

cosmic gumbo
Mar 26, 2005

IMA
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  3. SIP

Hockles posted:

KC - Matt Cassel

Either you're really dumb, or you're a prophet. Matt Cassel plays on the Cowboys now. So you put Cassel instead of Alex Smith, or forgot Cassel wasn't on KC anymore.

So, you are in with DAL - Matt Cassel - Passing.

Jesus I was very tired. Do not get a puppy. You will not get sleep.

Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

Resident of Camp Blood
Crystal Lake

WaffleZombie posted:

HOU - Matt Schaub - Passing Yards

I'm just going to assume you mean Brian Hoyer, the current Texans starting quarterback. Matt Schaub is currently the backup for the Ravens who is now starting because Flacco is injured. You wouldn't be able to use him in your regular list anyway.

Hockles fucked around with this message at 02:42 on Nov 27, 2015

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
Man I get everyone has stuff going on this week but all of this is kind of ridiculous.

Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

Resident of Camp Blood
Crystal Lake

kalensc posted:

Cin - Carson Palmer - Passing

I'm going to assume you mean Andy Dalton. I keep forgetting sometimes too. (Or you copy/pasted and forgot to switch)

Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

Resident of Camp Blood
Crystal Lake

Chichevache posted:

GB- Aaron Rodgers- Rushing
GB- Aaron Rodgers- Passing

You can only use a player once, for 1 type of yardage. I am just using his Passing Yards.

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
When did everyone in this thread time warp back to 2011

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

Grittybeard posted:

Turkeys:
PHI - Darren Sproles - Rushing
DET - Theo Riddick - Rushing
CAR - Mike Tolbert - Rushing
DAL - Robert Turbin - Rushing
CHI - Ka'Deem Carey - Rushing

Others:
CIN - Andy Dalton - Passing
ARI - Carson Palmer - Passing
NYG- Odell Beckham - Receiving
TB - Mike Evans - Receiving

Goodell #/Bonus Turkey: CLE - Isaiah Crowell - Rushing

Ah hell Ka'Deem Carey is out, without checking I think I might have had 5 turkeys if he played.

Also without him playing and all.

Nystral
Feb 6, 2002

Every man likes a pretty girl with him at a skeleton dance.

Nystral posted:

TURKEYS:
DET – Joique Bell – Rushing 25 HIT
PHI – Darren Sproles – Rushing 4 HIT
GB – James Starks - Rushing 39 :(
CHI – Jeremy Langford - Rushing 48 :(
CAR – Mike Tolbert – Rushing 16 HIT

REGULAR:
NE – Tom Brady – Passing
TB – Jameis Winston – Passing
ARI – Carson Palmer - Passing

G# - CLE Travis Benjamin – Receiving

I’m so going to bust. :oh dear:

After turkey week I hit on 3 Turkeys and net +15 points

I have 132 yards! I'm still gonna bust

Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

Resident of Camp Blood
Crystal Lake

Valid Turkeys
DET - Joique Bell - Rushing
DET - Theo Riddick - Rushing
DET - George Winn - Rushing
DET - Brandon Pettigrew - Receiving
DET - Lance Moore - Receiving

PHI - Darren Sproles - Rushing
PHI - Nelson Agholor - Receiving
PHI - Seyi Ajirotutu - Receiving
PHI - Miles Austin - Receiving
PHI - Brent Celek - Receiving
PHI - Riley Cooper - Receiving
PHI - Josh Huff - Receiving

CAR - Mike Tolbert - Rushing
CAR - Devin Funchess - Receiving
CAR - Brenton Bersin - Receiving

DAL - Darren McFadden - Rushing
DAL - Robert Turbin - Rushing
DAL - Lucky Whitehead - Receiving
DAL - Galvin Escobar - Receiving

CHI - Zach Miller - Receiving
CHI - Khari Lee - Receiving

GB - Davante Adams - Receiving
GB - Justin Perillo - Receiving


Turkey Bonus Points
pre:
Hockles	        -	15 (3/5)
Azhais	        -	15 (3/5)
Benne	        -	15 (3/5)
MrLogan	        -	15 (3/5)
Arnold Layne	-	15 (3/5)
GUISSEPPE PIZZAPIE	10 (2/5)
Bjay9	        -	15 (3/5)
Nystral	        -	15 (3/5)
Fenrir	        -	0 (0/5)
Tavarin	        -	20 (4/5)
korrandark	-	10 (2/5)
Cruel and Unusual	15 (3/5)
No Butt Stuff	-	15 (3/5)
Thaddius the Large	15 (3/5)
JRizzle	        -	10 (2/5)
13 year old girls	20 (4/4)
Parmesan Basil	-	0 (0/3)
skaboomizzy	-	10 (2/5)
Christ Pseudoscientist	15 (3/5)
The Big Jesus	-	15 (3/5)
OxySnake	-	10 (2/5)
Ron Roenicke	-	20 (4/5)
bobjr	        -	10 (2/5)
Metapod	        -	15 (3/5)
von Metternich	-	15 (3/5)
Epi Lepi	-	20 (4/5)
Felter Chesthard	20 (4/5)
Tzen	        -	15 (3/5)
Filthy Hans	-	10 (2/5)
pixelbot2000	-	15 (3/5)
Mughe	        -	10 (2/5)
WaffleZombie	-	15 (3/5)
kalensc	        -	15 (3/5)
Bachtere	-	10 (2/5)
Grittybeard	-	20 (4/5)
axeil	        -	10 (2/5)
Chichevache	-	20 (4/5)
seiferguy	-	15 (3/5)
marioinblack	-	10 (2/5)
aBagorn	        -	20 (4/4)
solauran	-	15 (3/5)
Deceptive	-	0 (0/5)

barnold
Dec 16, 2011


what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot
whiffed on olawale because i forgot to delete him from my original list where i hosed up like everyone else. he only got 14 yards so if oakland had played today i would have been flexing. looks like nobody hit the full whammy on turkeys though so drat it feels good to get those 20pts

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

13 year old girls posted:

whiffed on olawale because i forgot to delete him from my original list where i hosed up like everyone else. he only got 14 yards so if oakland had played today i would have been flexing. looks like nobody hit the full whammy on turkeys though so drat it feels good to get those 20pts

Same. Hope I hit on my Watt Token so I can take advantage of it.

Chichevache posted:

Turkeys:

CAR- Mike Tolbert- Rushing 16
DET- Joique Bell- Rushing 25
CHI- Kadeem Carey- Rushing 0
DET- Theo Riddick- Rushing 6
DAL- Gavin Escobar- Receiving -2

Normies:
DAL- Tony Romo- Passing 106
GB- Aaron Rodgers- Rushing
GB- Aaron Rodgers- Passing 202
PHI- Mark Sanchez- Passing 199
DET- Golden Tate- Receiving 50

BAL- Matt Schaub- Rushing

I am also being a total bad rear end and using my Watt Token!

602 with Schaub, rushing, to go. :suicide:



It's me. I jinxed the QBs for you all.

pixelbot2000
May 11, 2004

Pay your pussy bill
If a player has negative yards, is that subtracted from your final total? (Gavin Escobar had -2)

Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

Resident of Camp Blood
Crystal Lake

pixelbot2000 posted:

If a player has negative yards, is that subtracted from your final total? (Gavin Escobar had -2)

Yes.

kalensc
Sep 10, 2003

Only Trust Your Respirator, kupo!
Art/Quote by: Rubby

Hockles posted:

I'm going to assume you mean Andy Dalton. I keep forgetting sometimes too. (Or you copy/pasted and forgot to switch)

lol yes the latter, thanks for noticing

Beefed Owl
Sep 13, 2007

Come at me scrub-lord I'm ripped!
Whelp, don't read the thread until Friday means no Turkeys for me. :(

QB - TEN - Marcus Mariota - Passing Yards
QB - JAX - Blake Bortles - Passing Yards
QB - ARI - Carson Palmer - Passing Yards
G# - QB - CLE - Josh McCown - Passing Yards

WaffleZombie
May 10, 2003

"Identity Crisis" Murderer Wild Guess #333:Prince "Lady Killer Charming "Well, I AM the Adversa"



Hockles posted:

I'm just going to assume you mean Brian Hoyer, the current Texans starting quarterback. Matt Schaub is currently the backup for the Ravens who is now starting because Flacco is injured. You wouldn't be able to use him in your regular list anyway.

So I'm a moron. Thanks for catching that.

Okibi
Jul 13, 2004

A shadowy flight into the ridiculous world of a man whose music should not exist
Grimey Drawer
ARI - Carson Palmer - Passing Yards
NE - Tom Brady - Passing Yards
MIN - Adrian Peterson - Rushing Yards
TB - Doug Martin - Rushing Yards
ATL - Julio Jones - Receiving Yards

Goodell Number: CLE - Travis Benjamin - Receiving Yards

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Fenrir
Apr 26, 2005

I found my kendo stick, bitch!

Lipstick Apathy
0/5 on turkeys... man, I suck :smith:

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