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blainestereo posted:holy poo poo is this you? love ur work! Good burn. Credit where credit is due.
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unironically post your music
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Nov 24, 2015 18:56
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ElGroucho posted:Why does your mom text like a white guy pretending to be a cool white mom who knows hip hop lingo 
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Nov 24, 2015 19:00
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You know the whole thread isn't about my mom you can post cool mom stories yourselves. It's nearly thanksgiving how about you be cheerful you asshats and post some cool things your mom did or does.
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Nov 24, 2015 19:02
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My mum drinks about a litre of vodka a day
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Nov 24, 2015 19:03
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Windows 98 posted:You know the whole thread isn't about my mom you can post cool mom stories yourselves. It's nearly thanksgiving how about you be cheerful you asshats and post some cool things your mom did or does. You know that every day your mom regrets not getting that abortion right?
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One time when I was high school I dyed my hair black because I was genuinely curious about what it would look like. As a pale, pasty white kid black wasn't really the best choice for me, but I didn't care--I just wanted to see what it would look like. My sister took care of dyeing it, and my mom was not made aware of our plans. After getting home, now with a full head of black hair, I sat down on the couch in the living room and waited for my mom to notice. She was watching jeopardy at the time, and would not have noticed had I not gotten impatient after 10 minutes and made a comment about my hair. She stared at me for a second, then looked at my hair, then back at me. She spoke only two words, bewildered and confused: "You....human being." My mom is great, but when you surprise her is when she busts out her best material. 
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Nov 24, 2015 19:06
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Windows 98 posted:You know the whole thread isn't about my mom you can post cool mom stories yourselves. It's nearly thanksgiving how about you be cheerful you asshats and post some cool things your mom did or does. my mom is dead
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Nov 24, 2015 19:07
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Moridin920 posted:my mom is dead Good. She was a no good bitch!
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Nov 24, 2015 19:27
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VendaGoat posted:Good. She was a no good bitch! Still a good gently caress though
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Nov 25, 2015 13:17
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My mum signs her posts.
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Nov 25, 2015 13:24
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My mom is a cool mom because she's always been supportive and doesn't say mean things to me ever, is interested in my life and gives me things sometimes. Cool moms are the best.
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Nov 25, 2015 14:08
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Nov 25, 2015 14:22
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Get your mom to do an Ask/Tell thread in the format of short sentences, using your account.
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Nov 25, 2015 14:23
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amityville anus posted:Still a good gently caress though Her mouth put me through college
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Nov 25, 2015 14:25
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H.H posted:Get your mom to do an Ask/Tell thread in the format of short sentences, using your account.
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Nov 25, 2015 17:46
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This surely won't go badly
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Nov 25, 2015 17:47
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puchu posted:unironically post your music
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Nov 25, 2015 19:13
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Rape Stink posted:I appreciate your mom's oval office, mouth, and rear end in a top hat Dam Tone it down a bit, Timmy
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Nov 26, 2015 03:27
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puchu posted:unironically post your music https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aD_wdHqaCD8 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oe_isv_SWUg Someone stole my musics and put anime girls on them but that's fine I guess. A lot of people like animes.
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Nov 26, 2015 03:29
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Windows 98 posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aD_wdHqaCD8
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Nov 26, 2015 03:40
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my mom banged my dad and made me i appreciate that
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Nov 26, 2015 03:45
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Volume posted:It's actually not that surprising that your taste of music is as big of a joke as you are. Thank you, Volume dearest. How would your mom feel if she read how you talked to me? HMMMMM?!
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Nov 26, 2015 03:48
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Here is some more texts from my mom
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Nov 26, 2015 03:56
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Windows 98 posted:Thank you, Volume dearest. How would your mom feel if she read how you talked to me? HMMMMM?! I showed my mom your thread. She said it made her want to have another kid just so she could abort it and pretend it's you.
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Nov 26, 2015 04:01
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Volume posted:I showed my mom your thread. She said it made her want to have another kid just so she could abort it and pretend it's you. Well at least we have narrowed down where your hereditary down syndrome comes from.
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Nov 26, 2015 04:02
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Windows 98 posted:Well at least we have narrowed down where your hereditary down syndrome comes from. Windows 98 posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aD_wdHqaCD8
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Nov 26, 2015 04:06
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hi windows98's mom
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Nov 26, 2015 04:23
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my mom is p cool but most of our texting is just deciding times to hang out.Windows 98 posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aD_wdHqaCD8 i don't listen to much electronic music w/o breakbeats but this seems okay, go get em posting friend.
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Nov 26, 2015 05:13
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Windows 98 posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aD_wdHqaCD8 I think the anime babes are a nice complement
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Nov 26, 2015 05:14
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Windows 98 posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aD_wdHqaCD8 YEAH ANIME BABES
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Nov 27, 2015 02:23
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Bringin' things up for the lulls Buy her an account
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Nov 27, 2015 03:24
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puchu posted:YEAH ANIME BABES
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she is a good cook and always feeds me up well whenever i visit her (700 miles away). though she is too negative and risk adverse and this seems to grate on me now more than when I was younger
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