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The first rule about the WoW brothel is you don't talk about the WoW brothel. I am already putting myself in danger talking about it. These guys are hardcore. I was told I could find love here and that's what I set out to find. I made fresh priest with a seductive name. I wanted to come off as pure, but kinky as to blend in to be a top choice among my suitors. I chose Cumbath. . Once I was all set up I decided to head out of the starting zone and directly to Goldshire. The mythical land that promised me love. The tales and legends driving my every step. Cumbath was in for a journey of love. Along the way I came across a turkey. In the spirit of Thanksgiving I decided to kill it. You never want to show up to a brothel empty handed. It's a good thing that I ended up running into that turkey. I would've felt real stupid if I showed up and didn't have any food to offer. Look at this lovely table of food. Even the most respectable of brothels celebrate Thanksgiving. Though they celebrate Orcsgiving. It's pretty much the same thing. I sat down and had a meal with my fellow perverts, asking each one what they were thankful for and if they wanted to kiss me. No reply. Even in an imaginary world I get the cold shoulder at the Thanksgiving table. After hearing enough about the red orcs invading our borders I decided to hang around the front end of the building for a bit. See if there were any hot catches on the perimeter. Like a lion hunts a gazelle. I met a stunning young rogue on a sick motorcycle. He sure knew how to get me revving. However he already had some floosie in his side car so I couldn't hop in for the ride off into pleasure town. Needing to find a better mate I ran around the front a little longer before I was brutally assaulted by Pablotheperv. Pablo charged me and began to furiously hump my backside. This wasn't love. This isn't what I came here for. Not some quickie. So I thought it was about time to actually enter this brothel. Not knowing what to expect I charged in to quite a sight. Night Elves dancing naked on tables. A crowd of creatures standing by silently watching. All likely touching themselves. Is this what love is? A man playing a virtual female character dancing naked for in game so another man playing another virtual female can masturbate silently in his bedroom. I got the feeling that this wasn't what I was looking for. Maybe there's more to this place. Let's check out the basement. Surely nothing creepy is down there. Oh. It's just a man with leather gloves on and a woman with a stick. Hmmm. Maybe I should go back upstairs. It's there I see just how many people are in this place. I take evaluation of the situation and glance around the room. I spy an empty banister where a dancer has just left. On impulse I seize my chance. Hoping that putting on a show will help me find someone. Someone who understands. And I'll make enough money to put myself through Catholic Nursing College. I could be seconds away from being the best priest in all of Azeroth. I spent some time dancing for gold but no one seemed interested in paying me. No one wanted to talk either. I guess I was misinformed. This wasn't a place for single to find love, this was a creepy masturbatory circle jerk. I packed up my things and headed back to the monastery. I think I'll give EVE a shot next. Maybe somewhere in space I'll find my OTP.
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# ? Mar 19, 2024 02:07 |
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put on your robe and wizard hat
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# ? Nov 24, 2015 18:39 |
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Kumbamontu posted:put on your robe and wizard hat
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# ? Nov 24, 2015 18:39 |
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Kumbamontu posted:put on your robe and wizard hat
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# ? Nov 24, 2015 18:46 |
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If I could turn back time I would waste my adolescence playing WoW again
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# ? Nov 24, 2015 18:50 |
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I'm the white guy typing "LICK MY PUSSY NIGGAS."
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# ? Nov 24, 2015 18:56 |
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Is this the thread for Jessica Nigri nudes?
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# ? Nov 24, 2015 19:01 |
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Kumbamontu posted:put on your robe and wizard hat
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# ? Nov 24, 2015 19:02 |
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Kumbamontu posted:put on your robe and wizard hat Oops, I put on my thief leathers thinking they were more brothel appropriate.
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# ? Nov 24, 2015 19:04 |
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VendaGoat posted:Is this the thread for Jessica Nigri nudes? i hope so
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# ? Nov 24, 2015 19:06 |
Whore of Warcraft
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# ? Nov 24, 2015 19:08 |
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Respec'd my social justice warrior to intellectual fury
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# ? Nov 24, 2015 20:31 |
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Was hoping this thread was actually about a rl cosplay themed brothel
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# ? Nov 24, 2015 20:34 |
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etalian posted:Was hoping this thread was actually about a rl cosplay themed brothel it still can be be the change you want to see
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# ? Nov 24, 2015 20:36 |
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Kumbamontu posted:put on your robe and wizard hat
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# ? Nov 24, 2015 20:40 |
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fakiebeanplant posted:Respec'd my social justice warrior to intellectual fury
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# ? Nov 24, 2015 20:53 |
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The secret to getting laid in Goldshire is to cast a time spell and go back to 2008 when WoW was relevant.
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# ? Nov 24, 2015 21:16 |
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Still pretty easy to get /sniff'ed on Moon Guard.
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# ? Nov 24, 2015 21:17 |
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Do they still make that terrible live action Warcraft porn?
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# ? Nov 24, 2015 21:39 |
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this thread is total poo poo
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# ? Nov 24, 2015 21:41 |
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And so is world of warcraft
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# ? Nov 24, 2015 21:44 |
~fin
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# ? Nov 24, 2015 21:52 |
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i dont give a heck about this
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# ? Nov 24, 2015 22:05 |
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Excellent boring mmo pictures, really brings me back to the days of reading boring mmo posts in 2005
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# ? Nov 24, 2015 22:26 |
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hilarious thread, 5'd op can't wait for your next one
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# ? Nov 24, 2015 22:28 |
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If you're taking requests it sure would be cool if you could post a chat log next those are always great
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# ? Nov 24, 2015 22:29 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WpQeKwx2V3E
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# ? Nov 24, 2015 22:35 |
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also be careful op you don't want to end up like this guy http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3610831&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=1
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# ? Nov 24, 2015 22:40 |
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voted 1
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# ? Nov 24, 2015 22:48 |
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Professor Shark posted:Do they still make that terrible live action Warcraft porn? There's a Warcraft film coming next year if that counts.
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# ? Nov 24, 2015 22:53 |
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Germstore posted:Still pretty easy to get /sniff'ed on Moon Guard. I made 5 million gold in 90 days selling transmog to nerds on Moon Guard. A+ would recommend
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