|
Moridin920 posted:imo you're not hardcore until you're spewing gamma radiation from your exhaust at all times A Prius rolling through the neighborhoods of coal rollers spewing gamma radiation that sterilizes the local population is a pretty good one-up. Do gamma rays of a specific wavelength cause people to become gay? Because the idea of a Prius with a Google Streetview rig where the camera assembly has been replaced with a giant bust of General Sherman that spews sterilizing, homosexual inflicting gamma rays all over Atlanta... Might advance Atlanta past the 50,000 mark on places people want to live. You know, just barely squeak by every town in Ohio.
|
#
?
Nov 25, 2015 06:43
|
|
|
|
| # ? Apr 26, 2024 22:10 |
|
|
Blasting Smart cars and Fiestas off the road in blinding black smoke is pretty hilarious. Sorry OP, you're a fuckin bozo and a major league dick sucker.
|
|
#
?
Nov 25, 2015 06:44
|
|
|
Big Centipede posted:Blasting Smart cars and Fiestas off the road in blinding black smoke is pretty hilarious. Sorry OP, you're a fuckin bozo and a major league dick sucker. It's also hilarious when you make out with your sister. Cause it's like "she's my sister! We ain't sposed to.be kissin!" But gently caress it, it's good fun and you can both really let off some steam if you know what I mean.
|
|
#
?
Nov 25, 2015 06:54
|
|
|
Big Centipede posted:Blasting Smart cars and Fiestas off the road in blinding black smoke is pretty hilarious. Sorry OP, you're a fuckin bozo and a major league dick sucker. Enjoy your carbon caked engine, you gently caress.
|
|
#
?
Nov 25, 2015 07:00
|
|
|
Did anyone else first hear about it and think that people were rigging their pickups to run on steam generated by actual coal? Because that would be pretty fuckin' neat.
|
|
#
?
Nov 25, 2015 07:04
|
|
|
Business Octopus posted:It's also hilarious when you make out with your sister. Cause it's like "she's my sister! We ain't sposed to.be kissin!" But gently caress it, it's good fun and you can both really let off some steam if you know what I mean. Settle down beavis
|
|
#
?
Nov 25, 2015 07:04
|
|
|
Chard posted:Car enthusiasts of literally any stripe are all equally retarded and worthy of scorn   
|
|
#
?
Nov 25, 2015 07:10
|
|
|
Big Centipede posted:Settle down beavis Yeah, hey, joke's on him ,because he's disparaging your sibling relationships. But he should really be making jokes about all of the carbon building up on your lifters, and how you're basically going out of your way to kill what should be an essentially unkillable engine Unless you have a Ford, in which case hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha you gently caress
|
|
#
?
Nov 25, 2015 07:12
|
|
|
Big Centipede posted:Settle down beavis "This is Mary sue." *Kisses passionately* She's my sister! drat near the third best whore in all 'Bama" - Big Centipede, Borat movie (2006)
|
|
#
?
Nov 25, 2015 07:14
|
|
|
BLARGHLE posted:Yeah, hey, joke's on him ,because he's disparaging your sibling relationships. I drive a 2013 Honda Civic EX
|
|
#
?
Nov 25, 2015 07:22
|
|
|
Business Octopus posted:"This is Mary sue." *Kisses passionately* She's my sister! drat near the third best whore in all 'Bama" - Big Centipede, Borat movie (2006) You have incest on your mind a lot. Seek help, friend.
|
|
#
?
Nov 25, 2015 07:23
|
|
|
Big Centipede posted:I drive a 2013 Honda Civic EX Oh, I see...
|
|
#
?
Nov 25, 2015 07:24
|
|
|
numberoneposter posted:TRIGGER WARNING!!!! Rednecks are pretty much 40k orks.
|
|
#
?
Nov 25, 2015 07:30
|
|
|
skeletonotherkin posted:Rednecks are pretty much 40k orks. Naw, a blue truck won. Didn't a goon post about how the EPA had a masterplan that would mean these guys wouldn't be able to find the parts they needed to roll coal anymore? Bluemillion fucked around with this message at 09:15 on Nov 25, 2015 |
|
#
?
Nov 25, 2015 09:13
|
|
|
I'm torn because I think you have to be a sad hosed up desperate for attention loser to do this. On thew other hand I find the youtube videos of these rednecks crop dusting a gaggle of cyclists goddamn hilarious.
|
|
#
?
Nov 25, 2015 11:14
|
|
|
I saw a motherfucker do it once. The funny part is that when he rolled coal on my buddy and I we were driving in his like 3 loving foot lifted pick up (that does not roll coal). So they don't just do it to cyclists and Prius pussies, they even loving hate non-idiot truck owners.
|
|
#
?
Nov 25, 2015 11:24
|
|
|
Somebody post the vid of the redneck huffing from an exhaust pipe thats rolling coal.
|
|
#
?
Nov 25, 2015 11:43
|
|
|
deserves summary execution, along with texting and driving
|
|
#
?
Nov 25, 2015 11:55
|
|
|
Rolling Coal is awesome because it's like the dumbest loving fat bully you knew in Elementary school grew up and proved that even though they live a poo poo life by most people's perspective, they're still really happy and haven't learned anything lol
|
|
#
?
Nov 25, 2015 12:30
|
|
|
People being mad at people owning trucks is justification enough for ever owning a truck.
|
|
#
?
Nov 25, 2015 12:37
|
|
|
Maybe we should think of a solution to fat stupid rednecks
|
|
#
?
Nov 25, 2015 12:41
|
|
|
Uncle Wemus posted:Maybe we should think of a solution to fat stupid rednecks A Final Solution, if you will
|
|
#
?
Nov 25, 2015 13:58
|
|
|
bit of a tangent but this thread reminded me coalburner is the funniest racial epithet so thanks for the laughs indirectly
|
|
#
?
Nov 25, 2015 14:04
|
|
|
Wtf does that mean?
|
|
#
?
Nov 25, 2015 15:02
|
|
|
LOVE LOVE SKELETON posted:i don't understand why people do the things they do. Because humanity is a disease.
|
|
#
?
Nov 25, 2015 15:12
|
|
|
Bikes are for Europeans and shouldn't be allowed on American roads. My tax dollars pay for those roads you Lance Armstrong wanabees use, so get the gently caress outta the way of my truck when I come barreling through town. The only reason a grown rear end man should ride a bike is if they have too many DUIs.
|
|
#
?
Nov 25, 2015 15:18
|
|
|
I think when you get down to it people hate cyclists because they're trying to be healthy and more active It's natural that someone in a big truck would hate them, cats and dogs
|
|
#
?
Nov 25, 2015 15:22
|
|
|
Two people "rolled coal" on me when I was on a month-long business trip to North Carolina. It was probably because I drive a pussy hatchback hybrid with northern plates. The first time it was kind of a novelty because I'd read about it from my elite east coast ivory tower. The second time it happened on a winding cliff-side road on the Blue Ridge and I almost loving died
|
|
#
?
Nov 25, 2015 15:25
|
|
|
walgreenslatino posted:Two people "rolled coal" on me when I was on a month-long business trip to North Carolina. It was probably because I drive a pussy hatchback hybrid with northern plates. Yeah but Yankee got owned and if you died it'd be your fault and they would have been Set Up haha
|
|
#
?
Nov 25, 2015 15:33
|
|
|
I roll coal on all liberals for ruining our country
|
|
#
?
Nov 25, 2015 15:51
|
|
|
Return Of JimmyJars posted:I roll coal on all liberals for ruining our country You spelled "are" wrong.
|
|
#
?
Nov 25, 2015 16:00
|
|
|
The irony is that the poo poo people of the South rely on the intellectual prowess of thr Northern Liberals to even have vehicles. Seriously. Death to coal rollers
|
|
#
?
Nov 25, 2015 16:01
|
|
|
I thought the South relied on the North/ NE for everything?
|
|
#
?
Nov 25, 2015 16:07
|
|
|
KiteAuraan posted:I saw a motherfucker do it once. The funny part is that when he rolled coal on my buddy and I we were driving in his like 3 loving foot lifted pick up (that does not roll coal). So they don't just do it to cyclists and Prius pussies, they even loving hate non-idiot truck owners. He just wanted you to roll coal back so your trucks could mate.
|
|
#
?
Nov 25, 2015 16:12
|
|
|
So change title to Suburbanitequiveringpussyophasnothingbettertodothanbitchaboutpointzeroonetwopercentofpopulation.txt?
|
|
#
?
Nov 25, 2015 16:14
|
|
|
rolling coal is dumb but big diesel trucks are really cool also bicycles are really cool and I'm guilty of being an obnoxious bicyclist but nobody has rolled coal on me. some dude spit a big ball of saran wrap at me though, it was pretty odd because I didn't see him put the saran wrap in his mouth, he just rolled the window down and spit this big wad of plastic out of his mouth onto the road while making eye contact with me at a stop sign
|
|
#
?
Nov 25, 2015 16:20
|
|
|
Professor Shark posted:Rolling Coal is awesome because it's like the dumbest loving fat bully you knew in Elementary school grew up and proved that even though they live a poo poo life by most people's perspective, they're still really happy and haven't learned anything lol So its like my facebook wall then?
|
|
#
?
Nov 25, 2015 16:24
|
|
|
One time when I was biking someone in a truck rolled down their window and yelled HEY gently caress YOU! at me I sort of just stared after him as he zoomed away, people are weird
|
|
#
?
Nov 25, 2015 16:24
|
|
|
You met a robot, Tampa, cherish that.
|
|
#
?
Nov 25, 2015 16:36
|
|
|
|
| # ? Apr 26, 2024 22:10 |
|
|
The idea of someone being angered by the mere existence of a biker is alien to me. People really get mad at you? I bike a lot too and have never encountered this. Diesel trucks are stupid for personal use though.
|
|
#
?
Nov 25, 2015 16:44
|
|