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That means there is a fatwa on white tail deer. The walking tick reservations filled with yummy yummy venison have finally gone too far and now jihad is on them. We will strike them down with bow, shotgun and rifle in the name of venison sausage stuffed inside a pork chop covered in venison gravy served with mashed potatoes covered in a venison gravy. It's also turkey season but gently caress plucking feathers poo poo is for the birds. Have you got out in the woods to kill your local tasty pests?
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# ? Nov 25, 2015 01:47 |
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4outof5 posted:turkey season lol
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# ? Nov 25, 2015 01:48 |
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murder all deer
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# ? Nov 25, 2015 01:50 |
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I just drive my car down the road, in a few hours I'll limit out as they run headlong into my doors
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# ? Nov 25, 2015 01:52 |
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one time i hit a deer on a motorcylce and broke my leg and now i have a steel rod in my leg that hurts when the temperature changes. ive killed more deer with vehicles than i have with a rifle
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# ? Nov 25, 2015 01:53 |
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duck season!
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# ? Nov 25, 2015 01:54 |
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Not until Monday here, op
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# ? Nov 25, 2015 01:54 |
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Lucky Guy posted:duck season! I don't like the taste of duck, that said I have never met a thin duck hunter maybe I just don't know how to cook them right.
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# ? Nov 25, 2015 01:55 |
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Lucky Guy posted:duck season! Rabbit season!
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# ? Nov 25, 2015 01:57 |
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Lucky Guy posted:duck season! Mooktastical posted:Rabbit season! Voted 5
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# ? Nov 25, 2015 02:02 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wPas5Xu0_8MEnfield posted:murder all deer
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# ? Nov 25, 2015 02:08 |
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The trailer trucks that are out there murderizing the gently caress out of the terrorist deer population are doing Gods work and I salute them. Thank you for lessening the deer population and protecting my lovely Japanese car from their traitorous and frankly cowardly ranks. I also enjoy the quarter mile blood stains that break up the monotony of driving in southern MD.
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# ? Nov 25, 2015 02:12 |
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Othin posted:The trailer trucks that are out there murderizing the gently caress out of the terrorist deer population are doing Gods work and I salute them. Thank you for lessening the deer population and protecting my lovely Japanese car from their traitorous and frankly cowardly ranks. I also enjoy the quarter mile blood stains that break up the monotony of driving in southern MD. I accidentally hit three deer driving home from work last year. I work evenings in a rural area. I have already made plans for a tasty revenge.
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# ? Nov 25, 2015 02:15 |
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Enjoy your TSE that you got from deer who had CWD.
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# ? Nov 25, 2015 02:17 |
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sometimes i think about taking up hunting as a hobby but ultimately i realize that it'd interfere with my hikki-NEET lifestyle.
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# ? Nov 25, 2015 02:20 |
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I have pear trees in my yard, and I used to enjoy a tasty harvest of pears each year. Then a few years back some deer found them and every year they eat all my pears before they ripen. I can't get rid of them. gently caress deer.
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# ? Nov 25, 2015 02:22 |
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GAYS FOR DAYS posted:Enjoy your TSE that you got from deer who had CWD. If you eat deer brains you deserve it
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# ? Nov 25, 2015 02:22 |
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Ape Has Killed Ape posted:I have pear trees in my yard, and I used to enjoy a tasty harvest of pears each year. Then a few years back some deer found them and every year they eat all my pears before they ripen. I can't get rid of them. gently caress deer. this wouldn't happen if you had a gun!
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# ? Nov 25, 2015 02:24 |
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I haven't killed any deer yet but I have killed a hog. My dad killed 2 though! I have been too busy to deer jihad this year although this mujaheddin promises he will fulfill his duty to allah and I will saw the heads off of three deer this year.
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# ? Nov 25, 2015 02:40 |
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Enfield posted:murder all deer gently caress deer. They are literally the dumbest pieces of poo poo in existence. I loving laugh at every dead deer corpse on the side of the road that I didn't myself hit at a high rate of speed thus rendering them dead. Jihad. A jihad on deer.
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# ? Nov 25, 2015 03:02 |
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I have killed three of the deer menace so far this year, youre welcome GBS and what kind of dumbass plucks a turkey instead of ripping out the breasts and legs
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# ? Nov 25, 2015 03:04 |
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ChrisHansen posted:I accidentally hit three deer driving home from work last year. I work evenings in a rural area. Strip naked and run headlong into a deer (pretend like they blinded you or something). They hate that.
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# ? Nov 25, 2015 03:10 |
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here is the latest bastard of hell that i shot, picture is a dead gay deer with some blood so dont look if you hate blood! also the outhouse in the background is where i live dont home shame
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# ? Nov 25, 2015 03:13 |
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more like beer season, OP
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# ? Nov 25, 2015 03:15 |
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I really want to make some venison and pork chili, but I'm afraid of two things: 1). Being the first human to get chronic wasting disease. 2). Buying $1000 worth of hunting gear and bagging nothing. Somebody explain to me how these are both unreasonable, I seriously need to get out of the house.
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# ? Nov 25, 2015 03:16 |
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Nigmaetcetera posted:I really want to make some venison and pork chili, but I'm afraid of two things: http://www.buckstix.com/howitzer.htm do this and be a man
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# ? Nov 25, 2015 03:17 |
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dad gay. so what posted:more like beer season, OP A wonderful prelude to whiskey season.
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# ? Nov 25, 2015 03:20 |
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di di mau
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# ? Nov 25, 2015 03:21 |
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EorayMel posted:http://www.buckstix.com/howitzer.htm What. The. gently caress. http://www.buckstix.com/CoehornMortarHunt.htm
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# ? Nov 25, 2015 03:25 |
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Nigmaetcetera posted:I really want to make some venison and pork chili, but I'm afraid of two things: 1. you'd be the first! that would be cool 2. deer are dumb and blind if you sit still (just wear green orange and red, no blue, poo poo that is patterned) and have a gun youre good
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# ? Nov 25, 2015 03:26 |
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Melmac posted:What. The. gently caress. hell yeah hunting cats with mortars
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# ? Nov 25, 2015 03:26 |
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I am glad this thread is in gbs. I'm ascared of tfr.
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# ? Nov 25, 2015 03:30 |
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ChrisHansen posted:I am glad this thread is in gbs. I'm ascared of tfr.
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# ? Nov 25, 2015 03:31 |
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Deer is loving gross. That poo poo is cat food.
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# ? Nov 25, 2015 03:33 |
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unironically please kill every deer you see hunting goons gently caress deer forever
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# ? Nov 25, 2015 03:33 |
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Moridin920 posted:hell yeah hunting cats with mortars holy poo poo he shoots giant rubber balls with a specific load of gunpowder and drops a pan of milk where they fall like this to bait feral cats you'd have to be so far out in the boonies by yourself before i would ever feel this is ok anybody's cats could be going for that milk
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# ? Nov 25, 2015 03:36 |
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EorayMel posted:http://www.buckstix.com/howitzer.htm this rules
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# ? Nov 25, 2015 03:38 |
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huskarl_marx posted:holy poo poo https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-O0nzpjTkUI
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# ? Nov 25, 2015 03:38 |
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huskarl_marx posted:holy poo poo (it isn't real)
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i dont know where you guys live but where i live i can go to a store to buy food
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