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Smelly Bohemian
Aug 20, 2015

by Lowtax
Good job! Way to support the economy! Why shouldn't you? You've earned your time off and if you want to go shopping, then you should be allowed to. If the poor sluggards working those days at the Big Box have a problem with it, well, that's why god invented mexican immigrants.


Here are some things I'm going buy:




This thing costs $300 bucks but it makes actual COCA COLA products at roughly twice the price of buying them retail!
KEEP DRINKING OUT OF CANS SUCKERS, IM MAKING MY OWN


http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0...d_i=10667898011

Only $4.99 and when I run out of gillette brand shaving razors I'm just going push that button and BOOM a fleet of Amazon drones will drop it off at my house in minutes




WHaat? $44.79
List price $69.97 Save $25.18

WHAAAT? No wfucking way, sign me up, I need one of those for my chick and me to lounge around on all day and gently caress ON



MASTER YODA

Age Range: 6-11 years
360-degree motorized movement
Full voice recognition


$129.00
Was: $179.97
Save $50.97
SAVE $50 on YODA!!!! WHO RECOGNIZES MY VOICE I LOVE CAPITALISM! gently caress BERNIE SANDERS RIGHT IN HIS SOCIALIST rear end in a top hat



http://www.samsung.com/us/video/tvs/UN105S9WAFXZA
Suggested Retail: $149,999.99

Your Price: $119,999.99

You Save: $30,000

Free shipping on all orders over $50

Freeshipping?FREE SHIPPING? And it's curved! I'm cumming blood now, out of my eyes


door buster Oh god GOOD OGDO

Smelly Bohemian fucked around with this message at 03:35 on Nov 25, 2015

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Corn Glizzy
Jun 28, 2007



I love shopping on Thanksgiving and Black Friday, seeing the sadness in the eyes of the retail slaves, also knowing that I just came from dinner with my family while this fucker getting me a $150 TV is going to eat a cold hamburger at 2 in the morning tonight lololol feels so good

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
those buttons where you just hit it and it orders stuff for you


those are just...... I can't even find the words to express my disgust

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
if I ever see one in someone's house I'm pushing the button because gently caress you consumer piggie whore

BeefThief
Aug 8, 2007

It's black Friday, and you know what that means! prices are 20% higher than they were in april.

Coral Reefer
Feb 19, 2005

I touched a clown and now I am going to jail. I hope they let me keep my beard.
Grimey Drawer
Can we get a poll going on how many people will be hurt and/or killed during Black Friday?

I am going with 16.

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
imo the over/under on deaths this friday is 2

1st_Panzer_Div.
May 11, 2005
Grimey Drawer

Moridin920 posted:

those buttons where you just hit it and it orders stuff for you


those are just...... I can't even find the words to express my lust

Just wait until they make the sex pillow button.

Smelly Bohemian
Aug 20, 2015

by Lowtax
Check out this awesome succesful doorbuster WALMART had! So many excited customers that they actually straight up killed a dude with their enthusiasm for GREAT DEALS


http://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2011/02/07/crush-point



DOORBUSTER DEALS AHOY!!!

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Smelly Bohemian posted:

Check out this awesome succesful doorbuster WALMART had! So many excited customers that they actually straight up killed a dude with their enthusiasm for GREAT DEALS


http://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2011/02/07/crush-point



DOORBUSTER DEALS AHOY!!!



quote:

Employees asked the police for help. According to a court filing, the police responded that dealing with this crowd was “not in their job description,” and they left.

lmao

Drunk Nerds
Jan 25, 2011

Just close your eyes
Fun Shoe
That $150,000 tv that won't even ship until an ambiguous date 6 mknths from now has me smdh

BeefThief
Aug 8, 2007

i tell you what, nobody does doorbusters like mecca

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012


Dammit, can't people take the law into their own hands?! :mad:

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

my ex-girlfriend once woke me up at 7am to go black friday shopping. we spent most of the time in Herald Square. i wanted to die

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

Smelly Bohemian posted:

Good job! Way to support the economy! Why shouldn't you? You've earned your time off and if you want to go shopping, then you should be allowed to. If the poor sluggards working those days at the Big Box have a problem with it, well, that's why god invented mexican immigrants.


Here are some things I'm going buy:




This thing costs $300 bucks but it makes actual COCA COLA products at roughly twice the price of buying them retail!
KEEP DRINKING OUT OF CANS SUCKERS, IM MAKING MY OWN


http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0...d_i=10667898011

Only $4.99 and when I run out of gillette brand shaving razors I'm just going push that button and BOOM a fleet of Amazon drones will drop it off at my house in minutes




WHaat? $44.79
List price $69.97 Save $25.18

WHAAAT? No wfucking way, sign me up, I need one of those for my chick and me to lounge around on all day and gently caress ON



MASTER YODA

Age Range: 6-11 years
360-degree motorized movement
Full voice recognition


$129.00
Was: $179.97
Save $50.97
SAVE $50 on YODA!!!! WHO RECOGNIZES MY VOICE I LOVE CAPITALISM! gently caress BERNIE SANDERS RIGHT IN HIS SOCIALIST rear end in a top hat



http://www.samsung.com/us/video/tvs/UN105S9WAFXZA
Suggested Retail: $149,999.99

Your Price: $119,999.99

You Save: $30,000

Free shipping on all orders over $50

Freeshipping?FREE SHIPPING? And it's curved! I'm cumming blood now, out of my eyes


door buster Oh god GOOD OGDO

this was a good op, op

keep it up

frogge
Apr 7, 2006


I'm gonna guess 30 people this year.
I mean, there's tons of people hyped over terrorism and BLM this year so that'll probably translate into black friday mayhem, right?

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


I'm gonna get that big rear end TV for 150k and set it up in my apartment. It will be awesome.

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Can I get one of those button order things but for Dominos Pizza? Like I could set it up so I could press the button and like 20-30 minutes later have a pepperoni pizza at my door?

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Y-Hat posted:

my ex-girlfriend once woke me up at 7am to go black friday shopping. we spent most of the time in Herald Square. i wanted to die

And you went. For an ex

Edgar Allan Pwned
Apr 4, 2011

Quoth the Raven "I love the power glove. It's so bad..."
I don't think my family has ever gone black Friday shopping. Although on other holidays she would go the day after, usually for candy. I haven't gone ever because before I wasn't in a city to take advantage. Now Im in a city but work on black Friday. But honestly it seems like a holiday for people to spend money they weren't planning on spending anyways. Although I also don't celebrate Christmas so........ :( so alone

Pththya-lyi
Nov 8, 2009

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020
Who is getting the Star Wars BB-8 App-Controlled Droid this holiday season?



Just $150 for minutes of fun!

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

Pththya-lyi posted:

Who is getting the Star Wars BB-8 App-Controlled Droid this holiday season?



Just $150 for minutes of fun!

weird looking sex toy but whatev ill try it

www
Aug 4, 2010

Pththya-lyi posted:

Who is getting the Star Wars BB-8 App-Controlled Droid this holiday season?



Just $150 for minutes of fun!

Sorry I wouldnt be caught dead with a female robot

embykins
Jul 4, 2009
i'm just going to browse around and block the aisles with my oversized empty cart

Pththya-lyi
Nov 8, 2009

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020

www posted:

Sorry I wouldnt be caught dead with a female robot

BB-8 is supposed to be a boy robot, silly!

J.J. Abrams posted:

I named him BB-8 because it was almost onomatopoeia. It was sort of how he looked to me, with the 8, obviously, and then the two B's.

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

Pththya-lyi posted:

BB-8 is supposed to be a boy robot, silly!

wh at is thsi nerd poo poo

chaosbreather
Dec 9, 2001

Wry and wise,
but also very sexual.

bb-8 is going to be worse than jar jar and young anikin combined, guaranteed

proctorbot
Jan 27, 2005
BUT CAN IT FEEL??!?!
im not a terrorist or a terrorist sympathizer or anything like that but drat if it wouldnt be a good day to do some terrorist stuff

you know if you were into that kind of thing

Pththya-lyi
Nov 8, 2009

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020

A misanthrope posted:

wh at is thsi nerd poo poo

hey, you're the one who wanted to gently caress a robot

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Pththya-lyi posted:

Who is getting the Star Wars BB-8 App-Controlled Droid this holiday season?



Just $150 for minutes of fun!

http://forums.somethingawful.com/member.php?action=getinfo&userid=202809

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

Darth123123 posted:

And you went. For an ex
we were going out at the time. i should have told her "no gently caress off let me sleep"

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

Can I get one of those button order things but for Dominos Pizza? Like I could set it up so I could press the button and like 20-30 minutes later have a pepperoni pizza at my door?

god dude.......

you loving can

http://www.engadget.com/2015/11/23/dominos-easy-order-button/







dehumanize and face the bloodshed

Smelly Bohemian
Aug 20, 2015

by Lowtax

Moridin920 posted:

god dude.......

you loving can

http://www.engadget.com/2015/11/23/dominos-easy-order-button/







dehumanize and face the bloodshed

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

Moridin920 posted:

god dude.......

you loving can

http://www.engadget.com/2015/11/23/dominos-easy-order-button/







dehumanize and face the bloodshed
the future owns

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Y-Hat posted:

we were going out at the time. i should have told her "no gently caress off let me sleep"

At least goons can learn. ..

It WILL cost you money goons. On things that are not video games and anime btw.

Smelly Bohemian
Aug 20, 2015

by Lowtax



That's no moon, it's a Star Wars 10K Yellow Gold Death Star Necklace for $439.00 from Kay Jewelers!

EvilJoven
Mar 18, 2005

NOBODY,IN THE HISTORY OF EVER, HAS ASKED OR CARED WHAT CANADA THINKS. YOU ARE NOT A COUNTRY. YOUR MONEY HAS THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND ON IT. IF YOU DIG AROUND IN YOUR BACKYARD, NATIVE SKELETONS WOULD EXPLODE OUT OF YOUR LAWN LIKE THE END OF POLTERGEIST. CANADA IS SO POLITE, EH?
Fun Shoe
Ha-ha consumerism Im dreaming of a blight Christmas.

Genesplicer
Oct 19, 2002

I give your invention the worst grade imaginable: An A-minus-minus!

Total Clam

Pththya-lyi posted:

Who is getting the Star Wars BB-8 App-Controlled Droid this holiday season?



Just $150 for minutes of fun!

My students asked about these. Our school just laid out $800 for a bunch of the Sphero 2.0 robots without all the Star Wars cutesiness. We won't get the BB-8s, but we might spend a few more bucks on some other robots.

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

genesplicer posted:

My students asked about these. Our school just laid out $800 for a bunch of the Sphero 2.0 robots without all the Star Wars cutesiness. We won't get the BB-8s, but we might spend a few more bucks on some other robots.

drat man my school sucked compared to yours

in my high school robots were probably considered a sin in the eyes of the lord

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a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:
hail satan, btw

thank you satan for seeing me thru christian private school

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