Y'all ever had that bad dream

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Y'all ever had that bad dream where you're getting ready for school and you totally aren't and then you hear the bus outside? And so you're throwing poo poo together and running out the door, and you make it and sit down but your buds are looking at you funny and that's when you realize- you have 90s boy band fashion, 1 pierced ear and frosted tips style

# ? Nov 25, 2015 13:31

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# ? Apr 25, 2024 15:02

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# ? Nov 25, 2015 13:57

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

I keep having someone else's nightmare, the one where my hair is awful and I can't do anything with it and I have menstrual cramps (and I'm out of chocolate...) and the guy I like is looking at me again and my cubicle is covered with embarrassing crayon paintings my mother insisted on saving when I was a kid.

If this is your nightmare please take it back and give me back the one where I have to do the 9th grade all over again because someone screwed up my academic records thanks in advance

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# ? Nov 25, 2015 14:10

Jinh

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# ? Nov 25, 2015 14:22

Microwaves Mom: by zen death robot

I always have one where Im about to complete college and all my classes are hard then I realize i completely forgot one class that i started at the start of the school year but never went to after that and I'm like, "oh shitttt."

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# ? Nov 25, 2015 14:50

Piso Mojado

gently caress. marry. t-rex posted:

you have 90s boy band fashion, 1 pierced ear and frosted tips style

I wish that was just a dream...

# ? Nov 25, 2015 14:56

alnilam

Microwaves Mom posted:

I always have one where Im about to complete college and all my classes are hard then I realize i completely forgot one class that i started at the start of the school year but never went to after that and I'm like, "oh shitttt."

same

# ? Nov 25, 2015 15:57

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

Microwaves Mom posted:

I always have one where Im about to complete college and all my classes are hard then I realize i completely forgot one class that i started at the start of the school year but never went to after that and I'm like, "oh shitttt."

this or it's an apartment I once lived in that I somehow never cleaned out and now I have to go back and do so

# ? Nov 25, 2015 16:18

Casio_knight

the one where you realise your meant to be in two classes at the same time and the intercom keeps announcing your name but when you try to creep out the doorframe is coated in glue so you get stuck

then you notice you can see in the window of the other class but if you watch too long the teacher will stuff you into a snake filled desk that turns out to be a cave?

# ? Nov 26, 2015 07:33

posting smiling

just teeth falling out for me, op. a good protestant nightmare.

# ? Nov 26, 2015 07:35

FreshCutFries

posting smiling posted:

just teeth falling out for me, op. a good protestant nightmare.

this, and attempting to crack my knuckles but the finger never stops moving and becomes completely disconnected from the joint and falls on the ground, but somehow, instead of breaking, the skin just keeps stretching and stretching until there's just a fingertip on the ground covered by a gigantic mound of loose skin that i'm desperately trying to stop coming out of my hand.

or a doctor using a machine to violently suck all the blood out of my body while i'm still conscious, and i'm not strapped to the table but i'm unable to move or do anything to stop it for unknown reasons.

i have weird dreams sometimes.

# ? Nov 26, 2015 08:24

posting smiling

Thingyman posted:

this, and attempting to crack my knuckles but the finger never stops moving and becomes completely disconnected from the joint and falls on the ground, but somehow, instead of breaking, the skin just keeps stretching and stretching until there's just a fingertip on the ground covered by a gigantic mound of loose skin that i'm desperately trying to stop coming out of my hand.

or a doctor using a machine to violently suck all the blood out of my body while i'm still conscious, and i'm not strapped to the table but i'm unable to move or do anything to stop it for unknown reasons.

i have weird dreams sometimes.

this is not the same thing at all!

# ? Nov 26, 2015 08:30

Rodatose: corn, corn, corn

No, I only have good dreams OP. You should try having only good dreams, it's one of the best life decisions I ever made.

# ? Nov 27, 2015 02:42

platonicbackrub

how about that dream where youre falling and falling but you never hit the ground where your school is so youre late for school

# ? Nov 27, 2015 02:44

bearmoose

buttkiss posted:

how about that dream where youre falling and falling but you never hit the ground where your school is so youre late for school

Word on the street is if you die in your dreams you die for real. But I'm just a Dickensian street urchin passing through. HTH.

# ? Nov 27, 2015 03:08

Robot Made of Meat

bearmoose posted:

Word on the street is if you die in your dreams you die for real. But I'm just a Dickensian street urchin passing through. HTH.

Welcome to BYOB in your brief foray through these environs.

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# ? Nov 27, 2015 04:06

cat_herder: BE GAY
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had one last night where baby alligators were biting my legs, woke up screaming and swatting because my legs hurt

# ? Nov 27, 2015 06:00

Photosyphilis: Science rules!

Mine used to be about my brother dying in a terrible way and there was nothing I could do about it. Now I get that one plus the same one but it's my fiancé. Anyone wanna trade mines too sad

# ? Nov 27, 2015 13:41

cat_herder: BE GAY
DO CRIME

I think I had one about being tortured with poison ivy last night

I'm so sick of nightmares

# ? Nov 28, 2015 08:15

Theglavwen: Frankly, I don't know anyone who likes Chinese bronzes, but I have one of the finest collections in the country.

Dreams?

What the hell are you all talking about?

# ? Nov 28, 2015 20:46

Theglavwen: Frankly, I don't know anyone who likes Chinese bronzes, but I have one of the finest collections in the country.

Like, I don't think these things actually happened? :confused:

Some seem pretty much impossible.

# ? Nov 28, 2015 20:47

fema crisis actor: bweee-ooo-eee-ooo-eee-ooo

i had a dream i was gonna open a restaurant club in a old warehouse but we found a bunch of body parts and had to call the cops. they couldnt figure out who did it so we opened the club but my friend hired all the old warehouse people and we thought the killer could be one of em. then it turned out it was ALL of them but we were too scared to fire them and i woke up feeling concerned.

e: i'd just binge watched the first season of gotham is where a lot of this came from i think

ty bacalou!

# ? Nov 28, 2015 23:25

Macnult

I keep having this dream where I'm riding a horse down an empty highway, trying to outrun a tsunami that's crashing behind me.

Now I can't sleep and I really want to play Shadow of the Colossus.

# ? Nov 30, 2015 08:57

drilldo squirt: a beautiful, soft meat sack

fema crisis actor posted:

i had a dream i was gonna open a restaurant club in a old warehouse but we found a bunch of body parts and had to call the cops. they couldnt figure out who did it so we opened the club but my friend hired all the old warehouse people and we thought the killer could be one of em. then it turned out it was ALL of them but we were too scared to fire them and i woke up feeling concerned.

e: i'd just binge watched the first season of gotham is where a lot of this came from i think

I'd watch this.

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# ? Dec 1, 2015 15:03

barfdog

sometimes i have a dream where a steam train is coming to a very slow stop at a terminus. when it stops, i wake up, terrified. i have no idea what this means.

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# ? Dec 1, 2015 19:20

platonicbackrub

barfdog posted:

sometimes i have a dream where a steam train is coming to a very slow stop at a terminus. when it stops, i wake up, terrified. i have no idea what this means.

it means you should use the terminus font, for linux

# ? Dec 1, 2015 20:00

DeepQantas: Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...

Luvcow posted:

this or it's an apartment I once lived in that I somehow never cleaned out and now I have to go back and do so

I keep paying rent for that place and it sits there unused in that skyscraper. I mean yea, it's kinda discomforting how it sways from side to side, but it's a perfectly good apartment.

Why do I always forget I could just move there when I wake up!?

# ? Dec 1, 2015 20:46

DeepQantas: Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...

bearmoose posted:

Word on the street is if you die in your dreams you die for real. But I'm just a Dickensian street urchin passing through. HTH.

Uh, I was irradiated to death by a leaky microwave and I turned out fine. Well done, even.

# ? Dec 1, 2015 20:49

Matoi Ryuko

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# ? Dec 1, 2015 21:24

FutonForensic

had the dream again where I live out like 10+ years of my life and I'm happily married. then i wake and there's a half-second of me freaking out that i can't find my non-existent spouse. mourned the loss over a bowl of Mini Wheats that have fruit in the middle

# ? Dec 1, 2015 22:05

JuulPodSaveAmerica

I have this worrying dream where I'm at home and there's someone outside and I go and check and the person just keeps walking towards me and when they get close enough I realize that it's like shadow evil me and they walk into my house and I lose my poo poo and grab a poker from the fireplace and start beating them down with it and once they're limp and bloody I stop.

but then they get back up and walk down the hall into my room and i follow the hosed up trail of gore and see them staggering towards my desk so I run up and spike their head into the corner of my desk

and then they're on the ground, skull wrecked, sort of flailing and my friend walks in, flips over my desk chair with metal spinny feet, spins up the feet, then shoves their head into it and there's this awful spray of viscera and i'm sitting there on my bed looking at the blood all over my hands and my room and my own body ruined on the ground and I think

"who's the real monster here?"

and then I wake up overwhelmed with existential pain

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# ? Dec 2, 2015 00:33

JuulPodSaveAmerica

also sometimes I wake up after having dreamt that I found my glasses and then they're not there and I'm all confused until I realize that I don't wear glasses.

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# ? Dec 2, 2015 00:35

DeepQantas: Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...

Blanketspace posted:

I have this worrying dream where I'm at home and there's someone outside and I go and check and the person just keeps walking towards me and when they get close enough I realize that it's like shadow evil me and they walk into my house and I lose my poo poo and grab a poker from the fireplace and start beating them down with it and once they're limp and bloody I stop.

but then they get back up and walk down the hall into my room and i follow the hosed up trail of gore and see them staggering towards my desk so I run up and spike their head into the corner of my desk

and then they're on the ground, skull wrecked, sort of flailing and my friend walks in, flips over my desk chair with metal spinny feet, spins up the feet, then shoves their head into it and there's this awful spray of viscera and i'm sitting there on my bed looking at the blood all over my hands and my room and my own body ruined on the ground and I think

"who's the real monster here?"

and then I wake up overwhelmed with existential pain

- Teens call it "sleeping" and it's not what you think.

# ? Dec 2, 2015 15:47

fuck. marry. t-rex

Sleeping is one of the easiest ways for a young teen to get off, sexually. It's basically automatic.

# ? Dec 2, 2015 15:49

DeepQantas: Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...

Yea except it's all feely and no touchy, like that sex toy Bullock demonstrates to Stallone in Demolition Man.

# ? Dec 2, 2015 22:15

DeepQantas: Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...

Does anyone remember actually tasting anything in a dream? :tinfoil:

# ? Dec 2, 2015 22:18

Theglavwen: Frankly, I don't know anyone who likes Chinese bronzes, but I have one of the finest collections in the country.

Had a dream once that I tasted something in a dream.

# ? Dec 2, 2015 22:33

Theglavwen: Frankly, I don't know anyone who likes Chinese bronzes, but I have one of the finest collections in the country.

Actually that might have just been a dream about real life I dunno.

# ? Dec 2, 2015 22:34

Theglavwen: Frankly, I don't know anyone who likes Chinese bronzes, but I have one of the finest collections in the country.

Still kinda confused on the whole concept.

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# ? Apr 25, 2024 15:02

DeepQantas: Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...

Kinda like remembering that you used to remember something, but not actually what?

# ? Dec 2, 2015 22:43

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