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social vegan
Nov 7, 2014





thank you jackie chan

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That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord
jackie chan promotes the policies of the People's Republic of China and has stated on numerous times his disdain for democracy

but he was funny in the rush hour movies so lol

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
I never try my best though. Slow and steady wins the race.

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
i won't hear any poo poo against my man jackie chan

les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien
as above so below

Command Ant
Aug 9, 2010

I can make you
worth your weight
in gold!
I believe in Jackie Chan, because I believe in me!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Va92vhU_RN8

givepatajob
Apr 8, 2003

One finds that this is the best of all possible worlds.
I did not and never will try my best. Sorry Charlie Chan.

Lifespan
Mar 5, 2002
Jackie's parents abandoned him with the Peking Opera where he was starved and forced to train for 18 hours a day for most of his young life. But then he could do flips!

Blistex
Oct 30, 2003

Macho Business
Donkey Wrestler

That Robot posted:

jackie chan promotes the policies of the People's Republic of China and has stated on numerous times his disdain for democracy

but he was funny in the rush hour movies so lol

He's outright paid by them now as he sits on a CPPCC board.

I guess if you're rich enough, you no longer have to worry about your own rights being infringed upon.

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



FogHelmut
Dec 18, 2003



Bamford Brownstone
Jul 21, 2010
Congratulations to Jackie Chan for 100 years of entertainment!

www
Aug 4, 2010

but i didnt do anything today jackie

Command Ant
Aug 9, 2010

I can make you
worth your weight
in gold!
The only thing I did today was my best, and I have Jackie Chan to thank for it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y7OwX56NEV0

fuccboi
Jan 5, 2004

by zen death robot
Pink Panther not part of Chinese Zodiac!

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

if i could be best friends with anyone in the world it would be jackie chan. god bless you jackie chan

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LwX-rl5vVFY

tie-dye my titties
Jun 14, 2014

by WE B Boo-ourgeois
thanks, jackie chan! thackie chan

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



Jerry Mumphrey posted:

if i could be best friends with anyone in the world it would be jackie chan. god bless you jackie chan

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LwX-rl5vVFY

he'd b friends with u jerry

Son of Rodney
Feb 22, 2006

ohmygodohmygodohmygod

I like chackie chan he knows how fight but still has a good time doing it, fun times are guaranteed with this little chinese firecracker

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



Son of Rodney posted:

I like chackie chan he knows how fight but still has a good time doing it, fun times are guaranteed with this little chinese firecracker

sometimes big bangs coming in small packages -jackie big bang chang

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
Jackie Chan's politics are horrible but I would still suck his old man cock and gargle his balls because he's mother loving Jackie Chan.

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Volume posted:

Jackie Chan's politics are horrible but I would still suck his old man cock and gargle his balls because he's mother loving Jackie Chan.

No homo

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
"Hi neighbor, you made this day a special day by just you being you"
-Jackie Chan

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

social vegan posted:

he'd b friends with u jerry

yeah i know he would bc he's a really nic eguy, but like would he enjoy being friends with me?

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro
I love Jackie Chan, also, Tibet can go suck an egg!

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
Didn't his kid go to prison for smoking weed?

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

Hector Beerlioz posted:

Didn't his kid go to prison for smoking weed?

no, youre thinking of martial arts

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
Oh, my b

flerp
Feb 25, 2014
stay safe jackie chan

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
Police Story is a good movie

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Hector Beerlioz posted:

Every Jackie Chan movie is a good movie

Ftfy

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



flerp
Feb 25, 2014

social vegan posted:

sometimes big bangs coming in small packages -jackie big bang chang

id take his big bang from his small package

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy

Volume posted:

Jackie Chan's politics are horrible but I would still suck his old man cock and gargle his balls because he's mother loving Jackie Chan.

If you are aware of, much less care about, another's man's politics you are gay.

crabcakes66
May 24, 2012

by exmarx
I liked Jackie before he went all commie.

Amante
Jan 3, 2007

...


please don't chan shame

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
lol if you think the Politburo didn't tell him to be pro-China or else

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

'a boat can float on water but also sink in it' - all you need to know about the chan man's politics

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Command Ant
Aug 9, 2010

I can make you
worth your weight
in gold!
Jackie Chan is also good as a cartoon.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZLdDjLEIpzI

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